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Dave Chappelle as Antoine Dodson and Other Celebs We Think Should Play Viral Stars

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1. Kim Kardashian as Spaghetti Cat
Have you seen her face lately? Plus, Spaghetti Cat and Kim have the same exact talent -- the ability to become famous for doing absolutely nothing.




2.  Emmanuel Lewis (AKA Webster) as Latarian Milton

Milton was 7 years old when he stole his grandmother's car and Lewis

is eternally 7, so who better to play the role? No one! Plus, who

doesn't want to see Webster "do hood rat stuff"? Okay, maybe not the

Papadopolises, but, we sure do!




3. James Gandolfini as the Crying Rainbow Dude
Just to see Tony Soprano play a hippie and cry over a rainbow. Need we say more?




4. Dakota Fanning as Chris "Leave Britney Alone!" Crocker
Fanning is a talented young actress who has proved on several occasions

that she knows how to cry on command. And despite  a really awkward

tween phase, Fanningi's pretty, tiny, and really fem. So is Crocker!





5. Dave Chappelle as
Antoine Dodson
Chappelle can master the fine art of imitating Rick James and Prince,

we'd love to see what he'd do with Dodson, or rather, we'd love to see

Dave Chappelle period. Come back Dave, we miss you! You can intrude our

beds anytime...just so long as your funny.

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Elyse Wanshel
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