Calendar for the week

august 14
Video Rewind: Anchors Away!: The New Times offices are located not far from the WPLG-TV (Channel 10) studios, and occasionally our "Calendar" personnel spot some of that station's on-air personalities at local lunch joints. We gawk, we attempt to eavesdrop, we try to remember exactly which Diane or Diana the woman over there with the crab salad is. Why? Because news anchors attain a sort of regional celebrity, their flawless friendly faces becoming almost as familiar as those of Mel Gibson or Julia Roberts. We welcome them into our homes every night and, gosh darn it, we trust them. The Louis Wolfson II Media History Center explores this industry with a screening and seminar series every Thursday and Tuesday at 1:00 p.m. through September at the Main Library Auditorium (101 W. Flagler St.). "Anchors Away!" provides a visual survey of the ever-changing look of TV news coverage in Miami and of the on-air talent known to South Floridians since the Fifties. Admission is free. Call 375-4527. (GC)

Short Play Festival: Finally, a play festival for people with short attention spans! Presented by the Gold Coast Players through the rest of the month, this first annual festival comes to Power Studios (3701 NE Second Ave.) tonight for a three-night stand before moving on to Broward. After a competition in which 60 playwrights from around the country competed, eight winners were chosen. Among the plays being presented are Date for Dinner Blind by Marcy Kennedy, Phone's on the Bus by Joe McCabe, Daddy's Boy by Pamela Scott, and Ride of a Lifetime by David Alex. All plays are less than ten minutes long, and admission to the festival is free, free, free. It all starts at 9:00 p.m. and continues at the same time tomorrow and Saturday. Call 561-393-5384 for more information. (JO)

Matthew Sabatella: Where the Hell Am I? asks singer-songwriter Matthew Sabatella on his latest offering. The cofounder and bass player of the now-defunct early Nineties Fort Lauderdale band Broken Spectacles, Sabatella has spent less time in the spotlight than he has in the background, playing bass and doing vocals for local releases by Diane Ward, Sixo, and Brian Franklin; touring and recording as the bassist for the Amanda Green Band; and even lending a hand on Muse's major-label debut Arcana (playing bass, natch). But in that Sabatella fella lurks a cynical-yet-sensitive songwriter, a raspy-yet-sweet voice, a natural-born frontman dying to come out. And now he has, with a self-produced twelve-track disc. Sabatella celebrates the release of Where the Hell Am I? with a party tonight at Tobacco Road (626 S. Miami Ave.) at 10:00 p.m., featuring performances by the one-and-only Zac, followed by Sabatella (on guitar this time) with Diane Ward (on drums!), Sixo bassist Debbie Duke, and other surprise guests. Admission is five bucks. Call 374-1198. (GC)

South Florida Cultural Consortium Media and Visual Artists Fellowship Exhibition: More than 3500 slides and five hours of videotape by artists from all over Dade, Broward, Monroe, Martin, and Palm Beach counties were reviewed by four national art professionals in a two-day judging. Six emerged triumphant, receiving $15,000 fellowship awards. The Miami Art Museum (101 W. Flagler St.) hosts this year's South Florida Cultural Consortium Media and Visual Artists Fellowship exhibition, featuring works by Luis Gispert, Quisqueya Henriquez, Ruben Torres-Llorca, Claire Jeanine Satin, Rosanna Saccocio, and Kathleen Holmes. Tonight at 7:00 p.m., fellowship recipient Kathleen Holmes discusses her work. Admission is free. One week from tonight at the same time, Torres-Llorca discusses his art; in two weeks, it's Gispert's turn. The exhibition is on view through September 14. Admission is five dollars. Museum hours are 10:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. Tuesday through Friday (open until 9:00 p.m. on Thursday, with free admission) and noon to 5:00 p.m. Saturday and Sunday. Call 375-3000. (GC)

august 15
Come Out Laughing: The Miami Light Project concludes its fifth annual gay and lesbian comedy series with Los Angeles-based comic Georgia Ragsdale and Chicago's John McGivern performing tonight and tomorrow at 8:00 p.m. at the Colony Theater (1040 Lincoln Rd., Miami Beach). The Texas-born Ragsdale, who stars in the upcoming film Never Met Picasso, pokes fun of her roots with perfect imitations of Texas cheerleaders and high school football players. Actor, comedian, and writer McGivern makes his South Florida debut with segments from his one-man show, Midwest Side Story, an autobiographical account of growing up Catholic and gay in Milwaukee in the Fifties. Tickets cost $15. Call 531-3747. (GC)

Slow Dance on the Killer Ground: Presented by the Vinnette Carroll Theatre (503 SE Sixth St., Fort Lauderdale) and the Conservatory at Fionte Productions (a full-time training program for professional stage and film actors), this educational workshop features William Hanley's complex play about a German ex-patriot, a wisecracking young girl, and a black youth facing their fears and secrets together. This is the first in a series of workshops designed to provide training and experience to local actors in a format that doesn't rush them and that permits time to study material in-depth. Performances are tonight and tomorrow at 8:00 p.m. and Sunday at 3:00 p.m. Tickets cost $15. Call 954-462-2424. (JO)

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