For years, we have been hearing rumors that Miami would finally get a Housewives franchise of our very own. Everyone from singer Gloria Estefan to PR Guru/Queen of the night Tara Solomon was rumored to be in the cast. Then, a couple of months back, Bravo officially confirmed that there was no need to gossip: Real Housewives Of Miami was coming to the small screen. They cast, they filmed and then we waited... now what? Well, wait no longer-- they are coming in just a few weeks!
Mark your calendars for February 22 as Miami's new television royalty debuts on a Tuesday. And even though drag queen Elaine Lancaster exclusively told us that she wouldn't be part of the cast, she would just be part of the show, we are still sad to see her not on the list of ladies. Here's a break down the broads coming to a TV near you:
Lea Black is wife of power lawyer Roy Black and a proud mama of a 9-year-old son. Elaine Lancaster told us, she is the only reason he agreed to be on the show.
Larsa Pippen is an actual basketball wife -- not like those Basketball Wives who aren't, according to Chris Riley -- via NBA player Scottie Pippen and apparently was once known as the "Hottest NBA wife."
Cristy Rice recently divorced from NBA star Glen Rice, she now owns a clothing store and is on the prowl for a hot new man. If Housewives doesn't work out, she can always go to Basketball Wives.
Marysol Patton If you have been to any great event lately, there is a good chance it was thrown by Marysol Patton, owner of the Public Relations firm the Patton Group.
Adriana DeMoura-Sidi. Adriana... were not really sure what she
does for a living, all we know is she is newly engaged to her rich
fiancé. We love ourselves a gold digger!
Alexia Echevarria is the executive editor of Venue magazine. Ever heard of it? Us neither.
Check out the Real Housewives of Miami on Bravo starting February 22. For more info visit bravotv.com.
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