Some say Miami's the most superficial city in the country. Others say, "In the country? More like on the planet."
We say they're all just jealous. And with good reason. This year's Best of Miami picks in the world of shops and services prove once again that there are as many ways to spend a dollar in the Magic City as there are fake boobs and little dogs on South Beach.
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Speaking of which, if you're in the market for a new set of knockers, we've got a plastic surgeon to recommend. When those chesticles have healed up, better complete the image by picking up a new pet chihuahua and supporting this year's Best Charity. Stop by Miami's best clothing boutique, get your mane tamed, your body bronzed, and your nails did, and soon you, too, will feel like the best damn thing in the whole 305.
Of course, Shops and Services is about more than just making you look good. You'll also find the best places to borrow a book, park your car, host your kid's birthday party, and pee in public. So go ahead -- revel in the spendy satisfaction. You know what they say: When it comes to money, you can't take it with you. (You can, however, take this year's Best Of Miami issue with you when you pick it up on newsstands Thursday.)