Season after season, the slightly deranged fans of Bad Girls Club watch in delighted horror as the Oxygen Network unveils its newest treasure trove of tragic messes. With all the crazy girl drama, booty calls, and ass pants, you've gotta ask yourself: Did they rip these ladies off a greasy stripper pole? Well, we may never know the answer to that question, but we do have some very good news about Season 5: These hussies are now making their home in Miami.
Quick, see the cut for a catfight video and a recap of the season premiere.
Right away, the show does not dissapoint. We meet the cast, seven of the most unstable women to ever grace your flatscreen. There's the stripper, an angry East coaster, and the dumbest blond in America. But this a Bad Girls Club unlike any previous one because this time we've got two total train wrecks repping the city of Miami. And, oh, how they do us proud! So far, our favorite is our girl Morgan, a true class act trying hard to hide her chonga ways.
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Now, not only are the ladies sluttier and crazier than ever, but there's already no doubt that these freaks are going to embarrass us way more than Jersey Shore ever could. They are fighting, throwing drinks in each others faces, and smashing glasses from the very first minute of the show.
Get ready, Miami, for some loco hos with anger issues.
Bad Girls Club Miami premieres Tuesday, August 3 at 9 p.m. on Oxygen.