Christina might be new, but she isn't doing anything we ain't seen
before. She was wasted her first episode and she blacked out in the
second, which makes us think: Did we judge too fast? Is she our
might be nuts with her reaction to the alarm clock, but honestly, for
anyone that has ever lived in a dorm and had a roommate that loved the
snooze button, didn't you feel her (probably hungover) pain? We can't
even begin to start on how many times we wish we could have gone over to
our crazy roomie's alarm clock freshman year and beat that bitch with
it. Lea, thanks for doing what we never could.
In a way, we kinda like Lea, Kristen, and Christina getting along. The baddest bitches in the house have to be friends... because we say so! What we hope they realize that is if they would get together, not only could they run the house, in the words of Natalie, they could run Miami (the clubs that would let them in, at least.)
Have you ever gotten drunk at a club, had a good, wasted cry with a friend and thought to yourself, do I look dumb? Ever gotten home and had an angry, blackout freak-out ? If Brandi has taught us anything (including how to break shit and and how to do stripper moves), it's that you do in fact look REAL dumb. Alcoholic anonymous anyone?
And from the preview of Brandi next week (i.e. getting carried out by bodyguards), we think people by the name of Betty or Ford should be expecting a call soon. To tie you over until next episode, hear the Bad Girls background drama and in-fighting in our interviews with Lea Beaulieu and Kristen Guinane.