Are You the Sexiest Person in Miami?

Does a crowd gather when you pose for a passport photo? Do bank tellers lick the dollar bills you deposit? Do you sometimes catch your hairstylist leaning in to clandestinely smell your neck? If so, then you just might have what it takes to win Do I Make You Horny? — an improvisational game show that's playing this Friday night at Just the Funny. The brainchild of veteran comedians Dennis Giacino and Fiely Matias, a.k.a. The Oops Guys, Do I Make You Horny? is an audience-driven spoof of reality television under the guise of that first (and timeless) reality format: the game show.

Contests "come" from the audience and compete for, as Giacino says, "sexy prizes." No previous beauty awards or good looks are required, just the ability to laugh at your boss sucking the whip cream off a banana. Even prudes are welcome. "My 75-year-old mother had a great time," Giacino insists. The show begins at 10 p.m., and tickets cost 10 bucks. Call 305-MY-FUNNY, or visit and
Fri., Nov. 28, 10 p.m., 2008
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P. Scott Cunningham