Donkey Puncher

Patrice O’Neal might tell Miami how to perform a sex act called the chicken cutlet. It involves sand, a wet member, and — we’ll let him explain the rest. The 300-pound comic has no shame in his game. He’ll even explain how to introduce golden showers into the relationship. At...
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Patrice O’Neal might tell Miami how to perform a sex act called the chicken cutlet. It involves sand, a wet member, and — we’ll let him explain the rest. The 300-pound comic has no shame in his game. He’ll even explain how to introduce golden showers into the relationship. At a recent show in Montreal, he quipped, “Sir with the glasses, with this lovely woman here, you want to pee on her, don’t you?” When O’Neal hits the Miami Improv this Friday, it’ll be a no-holds-barred, uncensored comedy showdown between him and the audience. After all, he began his career as a heckler who outfunnied the guy onstage at a club in Boston. Since then, he has appeared everywhere from Late Night With Conan O’Brien to The Office. His two biggest inspirations are George Carlin and Richard Pryor, so prepare for plenty of dirty words and confrontation.
Fri., July 23, 8:30 p.m., 2010

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