Ten Worst Florida Bands of All Time

Ten Worst Florida Bands of All Time

Roll up your sleeves and double-dose the klonopin and/or omeprazole. 'Cause we're about to list the ten worst bands from Florida of all freakin' time. We mean every last word of every single thing typed after the jump and believe what we've written with the infallible orthodox mysticism (and old-world bloodlust) of a Muslim cleric in tribal Kurdistan. By Matt Preira.

See Also:
- Top Ten Florida Hardcore Bands of All Time
- Top Five Nastiest Songs About Margaret Thatcher
- Ten Best Screamo Bands From Florida


Roll up your sleeves and double-dose the klonopin and/or omeprazole. 'Cause we're about to list the ten worst bands from Florida of all freakin' time. We mean every last word of every single thing typed after the jump and believe what we've written with the infallible orthodox mysticism (and old-world bloodlust) of a Muslim cleric in tribal Kurdistan. By Matt Preira.

See Also:
- Top Ten Florida Hardcore Bands of All Time
- Top Five Nastiest Songs About Margaret Thatcher
- Ten Best Screamo Bands From Florida
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