Florida's 24 Dumbest Criminals of 2012


The year that's supposed to end the world left no shame to spare when it came to the dumbest criminals in the best state ever. Plenty of these folks allegedly diddled themselves on the side of our fine Florida highways. One man had his way with an ass... as in the kind that goes "hee-hawww!" And, of course, we can't forget the infamous Miami Zombie. Who. Ate. A dude's. Face. Yep, that's Florida, and we love her for it.
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