Do you like television, Top Chef, Project Runway? Skip this post if you do, having an idea might give you a headache.
For everybody else -- all five of you -- here's your opportunity to embarrass yourself on national TV. United Plates of America, a new show on NBC where one winner will open a restaurant chain across four American cities, is now casting.
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SHOW ME HOW
Click here for the casting website, where you can learn how to try out for the show that could make you a millionaire or ruin your life.