Top 10 Foods Charlie Sheen Can't Get in Jail, If He Goes
We're no judge or jury, but we're guessing Charlie Sheen is headed for the slammer. All the celebrities are doing it. Serving a year is the new having a college degree.
Did you know that back in 1990 Charlie Sheen shot his then-fiancee in the arm, accidentally?
If his newest arrest results in jail time we're guessing these are the top ten foods Charlie Sheen might miss most illustrated by photo parodies via Charlie Sheen's mugshot and the creative commons.
10. Pizza Delivery
Bro, awesome fuckin pizza dude.
Eating burgers with your friends just isn't the same when there's only one place to get em', and you're not allowed to leave.
In jail terms, "fresh fish" has a different meaning than at the sushi bar. The only seafood they've got in the joint is 'ya see food, ya eat it.'
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