Today is the deadline to pay the piper. Meet the deadline or dump a considerable portion of your blood, sweat and toil to the IRS.
That's why restaurants across Miami are stepping up on your bedraggled behalf during on this national day of mourning to provide some cheap chow. Or maybe you're getting a refund. In which case you should stop reading now. But if you want a little something for nothing, read on.
Sonic drive-in restaurants are extending a half-price slushy drink happy hour to all day. Some drinks are only $1 normally, which means today you can get them for only 50 cents, no coupon necessary.
Panda Express is giving away a free serving of its new menu item, Shanghai Angus Steak, to all customers who "like" them on Facebook.
Arby's is offering a free order of curly fries to anyone with a coupon that can be printed from the company's Facebook page.
Cinnabon is giving away two free Cinnabon Bites to any customer. The deal is available from 6 to 8 p.m., no coupon necessary.
At Boston Market, you can get a free entree with the purchase of another entree and a soft drink with the help of a coupon printed from their website.
For today and tomorrow, Chili's is offering a free appetizer or dessert with the purchase of a entree.
P.F. Chang's China Bistro is offering 15 percent off online orders for pickup at their restaurants. Not the best deal, but maybe the percentage matches your tax bracket.
RA Sushi extends their happy hour from 3 p.m. until closing time. Their happy hour includes $3 to $7 sushi rolls, plus an extensive list of over 30 beer, wine and sake selections, ranging from $2 to $7.
At Hooters, you can get 20 wings for only $10, 50 cents per wing, bitches, plus a jugs gazing contest, not bad.
And the best tax-day-food-binge buy one Big Mac at McDonald's and get another one for only one cent, or in other words, buy one, get one free. For less than 5 bucks, you get 68 grams of fat and 1180 calories.
But before you head over, it would be wise to call your local establishment to see if any of these deals apply. If they do, then head on over and take advantage of these deals.
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