Short Order's Comments of the Week, 8/9 - 8/13
Happy Friday Short Orderers. Our blog week would not have been complete without you and your opinions.
Here a list of this week's best comments.
1. and 2.A pair of Short Order readers participated in a comment duel after reading the Overrated Eats: Versailles post.
"Kendall Julio" said:
Cafe Versialles is a overrated rat infested sewer hole!! I'd pink Sergio's over La Carreta anyday, at least they make an attempt to speak Ebglish and they have 70 yr. old exiles sitting around talking abut what when on in cuba 65 yrs. ago, and who cares really. Little Havana is just as the names states, little cuba that nobody wants to go to and I'd surely not recommend it to any tourists that might want to possibly visit miami.
To which "Hannibal Lecter" replied:
Wow, "Kendall" Julio, lol.
Just the fact that you call yourself "Kendall Julio" is telling enough.
If servers who speak English are really important to you, go eat at
Chuck Wagon. You're in the wrong restaurant. And for that matter, you're
so arrepentido, you should just pull a Snookie, move to Jersey, and
pretend your a guido instead of a Hispanic.
What's even funnier is you criticizing anyone's "Ebglish". You're post
reads as if it were written by a 5-year-old dyslexic psychopath.
Of course you'd "pink" Sergio's any day...that type of place was
tailor-made for people like you. You are all style, no substance,
wouldn't know real cuisine over mediocre slop if it slapped you in the
face, and you wish you were a gringo instead of a Latino. Or is it just
Cubans you hate? Are you a jealous Nica or Colombian, Julio? Is that it?
Little Havana has not been a little Cuba for many years. Little Havana
residents are mostly Honduran, but why mess up your infantile and inane
rant with facts, right? Or proper "Egblish" for that matter.
Cubans made this city. If it weren't for the exiles, Miami would still
be a backwards little town full of rednecks and not the international
metropolis it is today. Stop hating, Kendall Julio, and go get yourself
some edumacation. At the very least, you'll learn how to write better
3. A tourist had a "per person" misunderstanding while dining at Azul.
She thought the $100 tasting price was for her table of three and was
astounded to find that the price was per person. "iamme" said this
in response to Short Order's coverage of the matter.
This person may actually be retarded. That is the absolute most moronic thing I have ever heard. She knew enough to go to the Mandarin if not staying there, clearly it is going to be an expensive night out. That woman needs to not procreate.
4. Short Order listed eight meats that will make you go vegetarian. And this compelled "Ralph Wiggum" to comment.
5. Welcome back to the list "jhonny seafood." This week, Mr. Seafood was happy
to read Short Order's post regarding Talula's closing.
ALL HAIL LEE KEIN HE WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG!!!! BYE BYE TA-SUCK-ALULA! GO BACK TO NEW JERSEY WITH ALL THE OTHER GREASERS!
Keep 'em coming.
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