Seven Pretty, Evil, and Homicidal Easter Eggs

This egg is disgusted by your decorating skills.
This egg is disgusted by your decorating skills.
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Oh, you thought your children were so talented because they affixed a bunch of stickers to a hard-boiled egg and it looks cuter than a baby bunny sliding down a rainbow atop a unicorn? Well, we hate to inform you, but your child is a simpleton.

In Ukraine, tykes are in the process of etching what look like freakin' Sistine Chapel windows onto eggs. Here are seven more examples -- via pretty, nerdy, evil, and homicidal Easter eggs -- of why your Disney princess egg-decorating kit sucks.


7. Traditional pysanky (Ukrainian Easter eggs decorated using a wax-resistant dying technique)

6. More pretty pysanky

Seven Pretty, Evil, and Homicidal Easter Eggs
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5. Unidentified frying object


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