Seven Pretty, Evil, and Homicidal Easter Eggs
Oh, you thought your children were so talented because they affixed a bunch of stickers to a hard-boiled egg and it looks cuter than a baby bunny sliding down a rainbow atop a unicorn? Well, we hate to inform you, but your child is a simpleton.
In Ukraine, tykes are in the process of etching what look like freakin' Sistine Chapel windows onto eggs. Here are seven more examples -- via pretty, nerdy, evil, and homicidal Easter eggs -- of why your Disney princess egg-decorating kit sucks.
7. Traditional pysanky (Ukrainian Easter eggs decorated using a wax-resistant dying technique)
6. More pretty pysanky
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