Schweddy Balls-Inspired: Only Puke and Ten Other Food Name Fails

We can't wait to taste these Schweddy Balls in our mouths.
We can't wait to taste these Schweddy Balls in our mouths.
Ben & Jerry's

Ben & Jerry's recently introduced a new ice cream flavor, Schweddy Balls, a frozen delight of vanilla ice cream with a hint of rum and loaded with, um, balls.

The ice cream is named for Pete Schweddy, the Alec Baldwin character on Saturday Night Live who makes delightful Schweddy Balls as a holiday treat.

If you think "Schweddy Balls" is one weird name, we've compiled a list of food items that have been named worse -- way worse.

Schweddy Balls-Inspired: Only Puke and Ten Other Food Name Fails
Micke Johnsson

10. Finger Marie: We're not sure if this is a cookie name or a directive, but next time our tiramisu recipe calls for "fingering ladies," we'll know what it's talking about, sort of.

Schweddy Balls-Inspired: Only Puke and Ten Other Food Name Fails
Loconut.com.au

9. Golden Gaytime frozen novelty: This ice-cream bar has been around for decades in New Zealand, which means generations of 8-year-old boys and girls have had "4 delicious chances to have a gay time." Goes great with a nice dish of Schweddy Balls.


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