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Schweddy Balls-Inspired: Only Puke and Ten Other Food Name Fails

We can't wait to taste these Schweddy Balls in our mouths.
We can't wait to taste these Schweddy Balls in our mouths.
Ben & Jerry's

Ben & Jerry's recently introduced a new ice cream flavor, Schweddy Balls, a frozen delight of vanilla ice cream with a hint of rum and loaded with, um, balls.

The ice cream is named for Pete Schweddy, the Alec Baldwin character on Saturday Night Live who makes delightful Schweddy Balls as a holiday treat.

If you think "Schweddy Balls" is one weird name, we've compiled a list of food items that have been named worse -- way worse.

Schweddy Balls-Inspired: Only Puke and Ten Other Food Name Fails
Micke Johnsson

10. Finger Marie: We're not sure if this is a cookie name or a directive, but next time our tiramisu recipe calls for "fingering ladies," we'll know what it's talking about, sort of.

Schweddy Balls-Inspired: Only Puke and Ten Other Food Name Fails
Loconut.com.au

9. Golden Gaytime frozen novelty: This ice-cream bar has been around for decades in New Zealand, which means generations of 8-year-old boys and girls have had "4 delicious chances to have a gay time." Goes great with a nice dish of Schweddy Balls.

Schweddy Balls-Inspired: Only Puke and Ten Other Food Name Fails
Flickr: ChristopherJ

8. Watering KissMint gum: Ugh. If we wanted to kiss something that drools, we'd make out with a Rottweiler.

Schweddy Balls-Inspired: Only Puke and Ten Other Food Name Fails
Flickr: Caveman Chuck Coker

7. Spotted dick: No, you don't need to run to the free clinic. It's moist, delicious pudding in a can.

Schweddy Balls-Inspired: Only Puke and Ten Other Food Name Fails

6. Yorkie candy bar: Chocolate named after a small dog with ribbons in its hair -- yet somehow it's not for girls.

Schweddy Balls-Inspired: Only Puke and Ten Other Food Name Fails
Jim Hufford

5. Only Puke chips: Hey, eat the damn stuff. It's not like it's named rotting wildebeest. It's Only Puke, for f**k's sake.

Schweddy Balls-Inspired: Only Puke and Ten Other Food Name Fails
Flox Wines

4. Vergina beer: With a slogan like "taste the Mediterranean," we'll let you insert the jokes here.

Schweddy Balls-Inspired: Only Puke and Ten Other Food Name Fails
polverdicipria.com

3. Pussy energy drink: Sold in London nightclubs, Pussy "starts conversations," according to its website. We encourage everyone to drink some Pussy.

Schweddy Balls-Inspired: Only Puke and Ten Other Food Name Fails
Flickr: Dork Humor

2. Pet Sweat: We envision thousands of dogs in saunas, panting into bottles. We'll pass.

Schweddy Balls-Inspired: Only Puke and Ten Other Food Name Fails
MyOpera

1. Pee Cola: All things being equal, we'll take a cold Pussy or Pet Sweat over a warm Pee.

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