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Plato Royale: Sunday Brunch Buffet at the Four Seasons Hotel Miami Vs. the Biltmore Hotel

Have you ever had the feeling that you've bitten off more than you can chew?  Try sizing up a brunch buffet, and you'll have the metaphor made literal. Die-hard brunchers have it down, and they're a fiercely loyal group with All Clad allegiances.  We're talking protective over their preferred turf like "mama bear" wannabe Sarah Palin guards her cubs.

For this Plato Royale, which is plural for the occasion, we will peruse, ponder and pick at the $75 Sunday spreads of two acclaimed upscale hotels, the Four Seasons Hotel Miami and the Biltmore Hotel. 

How is it that, despite the economic tailspin, we haven't lost the urge to indulge in the ultimate

expression of excess at a time when it's so out of style?  And why is it at once appalling, yet strangely reassuring? 

Of course there are some new kids on the block with more affordable

options, like Asia de Cuba at the Mondrian and Neomi's at Trump.  But we're not tempting fate by tackling

a cross section of the entire brunch universe in Miami, lest we end up at Jackson with healthcare the way it is these days.  And you

know the New Times isn't about to buck up for a private room.

Setting intimidation aside, table upon glorious table quickly came into focus, and in a zen like moment of clarity, a true champion among the contenders. 

Biltmore Sunday Brunch ($75, not including tax and tip) - Complementary mimosas, 12 mixed vegetable salads, mix-your-own salad, 4 ceviches, cheese table, fruit table, assorted cured meats and antipasto plates,

seafood raw bar, smoked fish selection (trout, salmon, white fish and mahi mahi,) caviar service, two sushi chefs making 10 different rolls and nigiri, wild mushroom station, pasta station, omelet station, prepared breakfast items (tater tots, eggs benedict, sausages and bacon, quiche, and waffles) carving station with 3 meats, 6-7 covered prepared side dishes for the meats,  paella, kids' table, and dessert area including table including homemade marshmallows, individually-portioned desserts, candied apples, ice cream sundae station and chocolate fountain.

The pork is moist and matches well with its sauce pairings
The pork is moist and matches well with its sauce pairings
Jackie Sayet

Pros: Standout items are black and white rice with mushrooms and truffle oil tucked away in a chafing dish at the end of the line, and the adjacent roast pork loin served with unusually cream mojito and pico de gallo sauces.

Malossol on the tin isn't the brand; it's actually a Russian word meaning "little salt" (the higher the quality, the less salt was used in the preservation process)
Malossol on the tin isn't the brand; it's actually a Russian word meaning "little salt" (the higher the quality, the less salt was used in the preservation process)
Jackie Sayet

The raw bar is a home run in quality and variety of choices, the highlights of which are three types of Washington State oysters and King Crab legs.  Of course one can't go wrong with caviar service, especially three different tins (wild USA and Bering Sea) and all the fixins on a blini. Even though no mastery of cooking is required, it's nice to see these high ticket items available on just an ordinary Sunday.  Meticulous care is taken to ensure that the temperature of the seafood stays up to code despite the heat outside, with laser readings taken regularly.

Come hither cremeux
Come hither cremeux
Jackie Sayet

Dessert from Executive Pastry Chef Olivier Rodriguez (the only station housed inside) is a real bright spot, especially a layered Belgian chocolate cremeux topped with a rich chocolate creme anglaise.  The chocolate used melts on the tongue and has just enough cocoa content (64 percent, to be exact) to be just rich enough to make you want seconds.

Pretty enough to eat
Pretty enough to eat
Jackie Sayet

Cons: Things quickly turn south for The Biltmore when it comes

to points for creativity with composition of individual dishes and

their presentation. It's a personal preference, but why leave the shells on

the stuffed avocados?  The cold prepared salads as a whole

are just ok, with too many inconsistencies and too few sporadic flashes

of almost brilliance.
 

All show, no substance
All show, no substance
Jackie Sayet
The adult red light district seems more like kiddie stuff to us
The adult red light district seems more like kiddie stuff to us
Jackie Sayet

This brunch suffers from red lamp syndrome, with many items left to tan like the fabulous people at its world famous pool. Now I can understand the need to pre-make certain things and keep them hot, especially for less fancy brunches.  But to sacrifice attention to detail and finesse for variety in bulk just seems wrong for a hotel of this caliber.
 

Tater tots in the adult section. Seriously?
Tater tots in the adult section. Seriously?
Jackie Sayet

A recent addition, the wild mushroom station, is the one à la minute dish that has potential for greatness but fails in execution. A United Nations of wild mushrooms are so enticing lined up on the prep table, manned by the Sous Chef, but end up in a pool of brandy and cream that on our visit didn't have enough time to reduce after a flashy flambe. Also, opt for the crepe option, since a tough pastry shell is not the best receptacle in this humidity.

Looks can be deceiving
Looks can be deceiving
Jackie Sayet

From here the stations get more ordinary, like one dedicated to pasta which seems better suited for a school cafeteria, with its pre-cooked rigatoni, cheese tortellini and penne with choice of red sauce or Alfredo sauce.

It's no mistaking that these goopy three stooges (balsamic vinaigrette, honey mustard and "Italian") have bought-in-a-jar written all over them. What's next, Hidden Valley Ranch?
It's no mistaking that these goopy three stooges (balsamic vinaigrette, honey mustard and "Italian") have bought-in-a-jar written all over them. What's next, Hidden Valley Ranch?
Jackie Sayet

When something as simple as a salad dressing goes wrong, you have to

wonder, is it just lack of effort or resignation of creativity to the

demands of an unsophisticated crowd?  I'd keep it in the back available

on request rather than giving up.

Vegetable pate of carrot, zucchini and squash is pretty, but pasty and tasteless (same with the pork wrapped in what became mushy white bread.)
Vegetable pate of carrot, zucchini and squash is pretty, but pasty and tasteless (same with the pork wrapped in what became mushy white bread.)

The "Kid's Corner" is summed up well by an exchange overheard between a mother and her Kindergarten-aged daughter:

"Look hunny, this is little chicken and pizza for kids." 

"I want to go somewhere else!"

In case you are wondering: The Biltmore Hotel is an old standby, almost a local legend in the

art, since 1992. "Nothing compares to this brunch," says Bob Berman, a Biltmore regular.  Everywhere you look is food.  The set-up is in the open-air square outside, with tables seating 45 in the center surrounded by the buffet on the perimeter. There's also seating inside at Palme d'Or (16, plus two private rooms) and at Fontana for 11.  The service is good with an impressive amount of staff in a coordinated effort to pull off the feat.  At times though, the orchestration is very in-your-face, like when the managing chef overseeing the meat station radioed loudly for his carving chef's roasts to be replenshied. "I'm gonna need one more beef and one more lamb" can sound very much like "price check, aisle three" in such close quarters.

Sunny happy people
Sunny happy people
Jackie Sayet

Talented Executive Chef Roly Cruz heads up the brunch and has overseen

banquet and catering operations since 2007 -- a tall order. One wonders

if the brunch does not suffer polish on account of the disconnect with

its restaurants, and for that very reason is intentionally dumbed down

a notch.

Four Seasons Sunday Brunch ($75, not including tax and tip) - Complementary mimosas and

mojitos from an open bar, 12 prepared salads, assorted grilled vegetable dishes and cured meats,

seafood raw bar, smoked salmon with caviar-style fixins, 1-2 nigiri or sushi

rolls, 5-6 carving dishes, 3 handmade dim sum,

waffle/omelet/risotto station, 7-8 covered hot dishes, 5-6

fresh-cut fruit and yogurt items, cheese table, kids' food and play

area, and dessert area including table of hundreds of

individually-portioned treats (30 different varieties including

sugar-free) and chocolate fountain with 6 dipping options.

Here's lookin' at you, pig
Here's lookin' at you, pig
Jackie Sayet

Pros:  Standout items include a dainty and individually-portioned old fashioned chicken salad with celery and raisins, orichette pasta salad with Black Forest ham and sweet peas, mu shu duck rolls assembled before your eyes with green onions, carrots, and hoisin -- and of course the moist and tender whole roast pig, including its sinfully crisp skin. We could go on.  Everything is labeled here, which food nerds can appreciate.  If

you can expect anything from the Four Seasons, it's going to be

impeccable service, and Chef Joey Tuazon (also of the hotel's flagship restaurant, Acqua) has somehow managed to

translate this same level of care into his thoughtful, detail-oriented brunch presentation.

Old fashioned chicken is dressed for success
Old fashioned chicken is dressed for success
Jackie Sayet
Me want moo shu
Me want moo shu
Jackie Sayet

Tauzon's title may well be Curator, as you can't help

but feel like his dish presentation, down to each ingredient, has been selected to serve a specific purpose in the overall arrangement.  Very rarely are repeat flavors or textures encountered.  In fact, you are vividly aware of opposite.
 

Edible arrangement
Edible arrangement
Jackie Sayet

Tuazon, who has an interior design background, likes to use whatever he can get his hands on in the kitchen, like bento boxes and fennel bulbs with their fronds, in unexpected ways for decoration.  And it doesn't stop there.  He sources decorative structures from the Home Depot and Ikea, using items like glass shelving as raised platforms to play with the height of cold dishes. The effect actually succeeds in making dignified what some places let become a cattle call to a uniform trough.

A brilliant garnish of soft white roses soften the sharp angles of the raw bar
A brilliant garnish of soft white roses soften the sharp angles of the raw bar
Jackie Sayet

Desserts from Executive Pastry Chef Charles Froke are a revelation with a spread in a separate room fit for Willy Wonka or the board game Candy Land.  A decadent chocolate bar with layers of coconut, wafer, and ganache is sinful and a must-try.  Froke will sadly be leaving us for the Four Seasons in Washington, D.C. later this month.  He will be missed, but is on to bigger, more presidential adventures no doubt.

Move over Mounds
Move over Mounds
Jackie Sayet

Cons: The dining room, while comfortable, is reminiscent of a ballroom in size and lack of character. You may wish there is more variety, especially in the raw bar arena.  On the day of our visit there was only one kind of Gulf Coast oyster on the half shell, and there was no caviar, which is reserved for special occasions only. (Caviar service, however, is served with smoked salmon -- a delightful alternative use.)

Ballroom blues
Ballroom blues
Jackie Sayet


In case you are wondering: The Four Seasons is a newcomer, with its brunch launched just one year

ago. The service is on the ball.  For example, when one leaves to fill another plate, don't be surprised if upon your return, a freshly-made, piping hot macchiato awaits you.

"There's nothing like the Four Seasons," beams Gilda Howell, who, with husband Mitchell, live in Ft. Lauderdale and make the trip down regularly when they're not traveling. 

"The Biltmore is a close second, but this is the best brunch in town," boasts Mitchell.  "Everything is a 10 if it's on this buffet.  I mean, look at the size of these shrimp."

The Verdict: We would rather pay $75 for a smaller, edited selection of high quality treasures than for more than we need of slightly better than average with mere flashes of brilliance.  We concur with the Howells, the Four Seasons Hotel Miami takes the crown!  A victory parade of more images is below.

Four Seasons Hotel Miami

Sundays, 11:30 a.m. - 3 p.m.

(305) 358-3535

1435 Brickell Avenue

Miami

Biltmore Hotel
Sundays, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m.
(305) 285-9264
1200 Anastasia Avenue
Coral Gables

Plato Royale: Sunday Brunch Buffet at the Four Seasons Hotel Miami Vs. the Biltmore Hotel
Jackie Sayet

Plato Royale: Sunday Brunch Buffet at the Four Seasons Hotel Miami Vs. the Biltmore Hotel
Jackie Sayet

It's always service with a smile at the Four Seasons, especially here making corn-flecked risotto
It's always service with a smile at the Four Seasons, especially here making corn-flecked risotto
Jackie Sayet

This little piggy went to the roaster
This little piggy went to the roaster
Jackie Sayet
Signature dulce de leche lamb chops
Signature dulce de leche lamb chops
Jackie Sayet
Plato Royale: Sunday Brunch Buffet at the Four Seasons Hotel Miami Vs. the Biltmore Hotel
Jackie Sayet
Pan seared sea bass with miso and edamame was a hit with Mrs. Howell
Pan seared sea bass with miso and edamame was a hit with Mrs. Howell
Jackie Sayet

Plato Royale: Sunday Brunch Buffet at the Four Seasons Hotel Miami Vs. the Biltmore Hotel
Jackie Sayet
Happy customer
Happy customer
Jackie Sayet
Plato Royale: Sunday Brunch Buffet at the Four Seasons Hotel Miami Vs. the Biltmore Hotel
Jackie Sayet
Kids' area cupcakes (see the sailboat riding the icing wave?)
Kids' area cupcakes (see the sailboat riding the icing wave?)
Jackie Sayet

Now we're talking
Now we're talking
Jackie Sayet

Sugar-free and fabulous
Sugar-free and fabulous
Jackie Sayet

Plato Royale: Sunday Brunch Buffet at the Four Seasons Hotel Miami Vs. the Biltmore Hotel
Jackie Sayet
Candied lemon merengue
Candied lemon merengue
Jackie Sayet

Soon to be a disappearing act, the risotto meets roast pig
Soon to be a disappearing act, the risotto meets roast pig
Jackie Sayet





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