Naked Sushi Model Pickup Lines

Naked Sushi Model Pickup Lines

- Ey beautiful, wanna play hide the temaki?
- Nice sushi, wanna screw?
- Your chopsticks would look better on my bedroom floor.
- I wanna put my eel sauce all over your sashimi.
- Baby, why you wearin' wasabi when you're so hot already?
- Why don't you take some sushi off and get comfortable?
- Wanna make sticky rice?

-- Jacob Katel

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