Happy Thanksgiving Jokes
Thanksgiving cheer distributed for men in service. New York City turned host to the boys in service today and cared for every man in uniform. Ca. 1918. Underwood & Underwood. (War Dept. ) Exact date shot unknown.
Here are some jokes we collected from across the internets. Happy Thanksgiving.
-Why can't you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such FOWL language
-What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy! I'm stuffed!
-Imagine... if the Pilgrims had shot a bobcat instead of a Turkey, we'd be eating pussy for Thanksgiving.
-The Blonde said. "Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey!"
"Didn't it taste good?" her mother asked.
"I don't know," the blonde said. "It wouldn't sit still!"
-Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks.
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