Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?
Do cannibals get hungry one hour after eating a Chinese person?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and talks like a duck, it probably needs a little more time in the microwave. ~Lori Dowdy