FFF: Barry, Bombeck, Seinfeld & Black
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. ~Erma Bombeck
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.~Dave Barry
MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken.
Isn't it weird that we drink milk, stuff designed to nourish baby
cows? How did that happen? Did some cattleman once say, "Oh, man, I
can't wait 'til them calves are done so I can get me a hit of that
There is a lot more juice in a grapefruit than meets the eye.~Anonymous
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