Best Restaurant Apparel in Miami: G Strings, Onesies, and Octopi

Sometimes we eat at a new restaurant and find that we love the food so much, we need to buy a shirt as a sign of support. Other times we're not even a fan of the food but think those T-shirts hanging on the wall are just too funny to pass up. Well, brace yourself for an impending urge to go shopping. Short Order has compiled a list of eateries that sell the best restaurant apparel in Miami.

Big Pink makes the list as an honorable mention -- because, frankly, we couldn't live with ourselves if we left out a restaurant that sells branded G-strings. Besides pink-painted walls, waitresses in pink tank tops, and pink VW Beetles, they've got tees and baby doll shirts, short-sleeve button downs, and hats. Not to mention beach towels and tote bags if you plan to eat a massive brunch and walk a block to the beach. Read on to find out which restaurants made our top five.

Best Restaurant Apparel in Miami: G Strings, Onesies, and Octopi
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5. Michael's Genuine

Indisputably one of the best restaurants our city has to offer, Michael's Genuine Food & Drink has to be celebrated with some trendy merch. Although their T-shirts are nothing to write home about, the trucker hats have some flair. And we have to give them props for the throwback to 2003. Von Dutch ring a bell? Men's shirts in red, grey, and black and women's fit tees in green, brown, and black are available at the Genuine Articles virtual store for $25. Hats are $24.

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