Bagel Emporium vs. Roasters' n Toasters: The Great Caper Rip-off
Bagel Emporium's bagel and lox to-go.
A great bagel with lox/nova in Miami is about as rare
as a sold-out Marlins game. In South Miami, two local bagel places were
tested head-to-head. Both Bagel Emporium
and Roasters' n Toasters are located on South Dixie Highway, just three miles -- or four
minutes -- apart.
The bagel with nova ($9.95) starts out innocently enough. Add "the works," according to the employee we encountered, and the price
becomes $12.95 with the addition of lettuce, tomato, onions, cream cheese, and
a lemon wedge. The request of capers brought with it an "open-price deli" charge
of $2. It wasn't nearly worth it. The bagel was heavy
and stiff. The salmon was thick and slimy. A tiny container of cream
cheese was provided. The lettuce, tomato, onion, and lemon wedge arrived so
bountifully we could have made a salad out of the produce. And as for those
capers, they came in a ridiculously small container.
The bagel and lox platter at Roasters' n Toasters.
Roasters' n Toasters
Déjà vu? I ate a similarly dense bagel with an
overpriced platter of produce ($13.95), except the platter came with no
tomatoes: a mistake on the part of the kitchen. And by the way, where in hell
did they get their produce?! The cucumbers were so huge I had to ask if Barry Bonds grew 'em. Our server brought a
plate of sliced beefsteak tomatoes after we pointed out the mistake. Capers
aren't included, but our server brought us a container of them at no
additional charge. As for the nova, it was thick, flavorful, and not overly smoked.
The cream cheese was flavorful.
The winner: There are only losers here. Both Bagel Emporium and Roasters' n
Toasters' plates are chock full of too many veggies that you won't use. Capers aren't a standard accompaniment at either
location. The prices at both restaurants are outrageous. And the bagels weren't good.
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