- Why did the chicken cross Biscayne? To take a hot bath at Michy's, in bubbling oil.
- Fried is to chicken as cold is to beer.
- If chicken was the first female president she would be called Aberhen Lincoln.
- Think out of the bawks.
- What came first the chicken or the biscuit? Who cares, pass the biscuits.
- What do prisoners call a beastiality inmate? Chicken fingers.
- What do you call a sexy chicken? Chickendra Wilkinson.
- Where do chickens move to when they want a suburban home? Chickendall.
- Who cares? The people of America and the world, as evidenced by the popularity of said bird, killed, plucked, heated and eaten. One of the top methods, fried.
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When Michelle Bernstein won a James Beard award for Best Chef: South in 2008 it told the entire restaurant industry that Michy knows what's up. So if you've got $33, not including tax, tip, or drink, for dinner on Wednesday, hit up Michy's for all you can eat fried chicken, biscuits & gravy, coleslaw, and watermelon greek salad. You also get a slice of chocolate cream pie to go with it, so make sure to take your appetite with you. Michy's is located at 6927 Biscayne Boulevard. Call 305-759-2001 for more info.