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  • Blogs

    May 15, 2012

    Heat vs. Pacers: Five Reasons Indiana Is the Butthole of America, From a Guy Who Lived There

    The Miami Heat take on the Indiana Pacers tonight in Game 2 of the Eastern Conference Semi-Finals. It promises to be a fine basketball contest. The Heat are without the advantage of Chris Bosh. LeBron James is gonna go cobradick, and Rony Turiaf has promised to do more dancing. Nobody knows who's ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 29, 2012

    Trayvon Martin's Email and Twitter Reportedly Hacked By White Supremacist

    ​The racist smear campaign against Trayvon Martin has hit a stomach churning low. Gawker reports that a self proclaimed white supremicist using the internet handle "Klanklannon" has hacked into multiple email and social media accounts used by the deceased teen. 

  • News

    February 23, 2012

    Nevin Shapiro assistant Sean Allen clears Canes football

    ​The racist smear campaign against Trayvon Martin has hit a stomach churning low. Gawker reports that a self proclaimed white supremicist using the internet handle "Klanklannon" has hacked into multiple email and social media accounts used by the deceased teen. 

  • Blogs

    February 8, 2012

    Miami Somehow Ranked as One of America's Best Cities for Dating

    ​Maybe we just hang out with a bunch of unlovable, miserable bastards, but it seems like precious few of our friends are "booed" up in time for Valetines' Day. So, we're a little bit surprised that Yahoo! Travel has named Miami as one of America's 10 best cities for dating. Really? Maybe one Ameri ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 5, 2012

    Best Macho Supermarket Items: From Spam to Wheaties

    ​Supermarkets have long been the domain of women, who traditionally do the grocery shopping. Walk through the aisles of any market and you'll see most items are targeted with women in mind -- floral-scented detergents designed to remind you of a soft summer rain, foods marked low-fat or sugar-free ... More >>

  • News

    December 15, 2011

    Insiders use the college bowl system to loot American universities

    ​Supermarkets have long been the domain of women, who traditionally do the grocery shopping. Walk through the aisles of any market and you'll see most items are targeted with women in mind -- floral-scented detergents designed to remind you of a soft summer rain, foods marked low-fat or sugar-free ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 7, 2011

    Marlins Will Make Jose Reyes Cut His Dreads

    Reyes is not as free as his hair. ​Good thing the Marlins are the only team in the MLB with an official barber, because newly signed Jose Reyes will have to sit down in Hugo Tandron's chair soon. Reyes has sported shoulder length dreadlocks for the better part of his career with the Mets, but the ... More >>

  • Film

    November 24, 2011

    The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn -- Part 1: Bella and Edward lock it down

    Reyes is not as free as his hair. ​Good thing the Marlins are the only team in the MLB with an official barber, because newly signed Jose Reyes will have to sit down in Hugo Tandron's chair soon. Reyes has sported shoulder length dreadlocks for the better part of his career with the Mets, but the ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 21, 2011

    Hurricanes Won't Play in Some Crappy Bowl Game, but Penalty Possibilities Looking Less Serious

    ​A few months ago, Yahoo! Sports' piece about claims made by convicted Ponzi schemer and Miami Hurricanes booster Nevin Shapiro put the phrase death penalty on a lot of folks' lips. As the months have passed, though, there's little indication that the NCAA's punishment will be so severe. Sure, the ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 16, 2011

    Albert Pujols Reportedly Offered a Nine-Year, $225 Million Contract By Marlins

    ​For a team that has had one of the lowest payrolls in the past few years and claimed they could only spend $155 million to build their own stadium, the Miami Marlins certainly seem to have a lot of money to be throwing around all of the sudden. After reports surfaced yesterday the team had offere ... More >>

  • News

    August 25, 2011

    Reader mail: Nevin Shapiro is a "little Napoleon"

    ​For a team that has had one of the lowest payrolls in the past few years and claimed they could only spend $155 million to build their own stadium, the Miami Marlins certainly seem to have a lot of money to be throwing around all of the sudden. After reports surfaced yesterday the team had offere ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 17, 2011

    Nevin Shapiro Can Kiss My Ass

    Nevin Shapiro wishes he could wear my shorts for one day. The New Jersey-born Napoleon dubbed himself "Little Luke" in a so-called investigative report by Yahoo! Sports claiming all sorts of corrupt shit Shapiro committed while he was a booster of the University of Miami athletics program.The claim ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 17, 2011

    Dan Wetzel Talks Nevin Shapiro With Michael Irvin

    via Yahoo SportsEx-UM standout tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. balling with Nevin Shapiro.During the early segment of 560 WQAM's Michael Irvin show, Yahoo Sports investigative reporter Dan Wetzel gave his take on convicted Ponzi schemer and former University of Miami athletic booster Nevin Shapiro, who ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 14, 2011

    Logan Morrison And His Twitter Demoted As LoMo Rips Marlins For Move

    ​The Florida Marlins would have you believe they abruptly demoted fan favorite Logan Morrison after last night's loss to the Giants because his batting average has dipped below .250 -- an excuse so blatantly untrue that Jeffrey Loria must have been cackling in his Hamptons mansion as he helped gho ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 2, 2011

    Casting Call: Lil Daggers Seek Girl and Guy for a Music Video About Murder

    ​Wanna star in a faux snuff flick? Well, if you've been dying to die on film (or commit some kind of bloody crime in front of the camera), this might be your big break 'cause local psych-rock creeps Lil Daggers are currently seeking one girl and one guy for a supersecretive music video about mur ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 15, 2011

    Mystery Solved (Sort Of), Cinco Coming, and The Chew on TV

    We found out the mystery café that had it's soft opening earlier this week will be called Crumb on Parchment. Michelle Bernstein's momma is making the baked goods. Stay tuned for an interview with her soon.Coral Gables is getting a new eatery: Cinco. Cinco is due--wait for it--on May 5 (uh, yeah, t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 13, 2011

    Florida Panthers Are Just Whoring Themselves Out Any Way They Can

    Next season's Panther's uniforms?​Just in case you thought corporate douchebaggery couldn't get any worse than the carousel of inane names for the ex-Joe Robbie Stadium -- Landshark Stadium anyone? -- the Florida Panthers are here to remind us that the limits of corporate whoredom are ever-expandi ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 4, 2011

    Zydrunas Ilgauskas Wants to Make Carmelo Anthony His Tenant

    "Oof! You like granite countertops, CP3?"​Big Z demands that you pay him two months in advance if you want to come into his house. That's not some strangled And 1 axiom. Zydrunas Ilgauskas-- the 7-foot-3 totem pole at the end of the Miami Heat bench-- has a beautiful townhouse he wants to re ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 27, 2010

    Vote For Radioboxer in Tr3s' Dame Un Break Contest

    ​Radioboxer, the Readers' Choice winner for Best Band in New Times' 2009 Best of Miami issue, is now up for national recognition. I, for one, feel it's about time -- and you can help the fivesome along by voting for them in the current Dame Un Break contest sponsored by Yahoo! Musica and Tr3s.We'v ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 8, 2010

    From a Former Clevelander: LeBron James Was an A-hole Long Before the World Realized It

    ​Tonight, if our swamis are correct, LeBron James will announce he is joining the Miami Heat. On national TV. Which, from the perspective of Northeast Ohioans, is the equivalent of dumping your high school sweetheart via a banner flown from a plane. And if he ends up staying in Cleveland, that wil ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 1, 2010

    Eighty Percent of Cocaine Contains Chemical That Will Rot Your Flesh

    ​We've seen some coke heads practically descend into a zombie-like state where they become completely devoid of normal human emotion and only fixate on their next fit like they were in a George Romero movie looking for brains (pure, uncut Bolivian marching brains). Well, now co ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 4, 2010

    South Florida "Amazon Women" Make International Headlines

    ​Like most things strange, there's a booming market for Amazon Women in South Florida. Riptide came across the phenomenon back in 2008 when we learned: (1) Amazon Women are the size of NBA basketball players. (2) They get paid to make men feel small.(3)They hold private fetish sessions. Oh yeah. A ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 27, 2010

    Dolphins GM Jeff Ireland Asked Dez Bryant If His Mom Was a Prostitute

    Dolphins General Manager Jeff Ireland apparently has the biggest balls ever, or the littlest amount of tact and class possible. Because normal people would not ask prospective players if their moms were whores straight to their face.Ireland and the Fins brought in former Oklahoma State wide receive ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 2, 2010

    News Roundup: Joey Porter Wants Out of Here

    A petition to recall Mayor Carlos Alvarez fell short by just a few thousand signatures. [CBS4]Murdered tourist Paula Sladewski's sister is back in town looking for the culprit, and the award for the killer's arrest has been raised to $15,000. [NBCMiami]Yesterday's rain and flooding caused ... More >>

  • News

    January 28, 2010

    Letters from the issue of January 28, 2010

    A petition to recall Mayor Carlos Alvarez fell short by just a few thousand signatures. [CBS4]Murdered tourist Paula Sladewski's sister is back in town looking for the culprit, and the award for the killer's arrest has been raised to $15,000. [NBCMiami]Yesterday's rain and flooding caused ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 18, 2009

    Former Dolphins Cheerleader Named Playboy's Miss January

    Playboy​Thirty-year-old Jaime Edmondson has lived something of an interesting life. Once a member of Boca Raton's police force, she quit to become a cheerleader for the Miami Dolphins. She parlayed that to a stint as a contestant on the 14th season of The Amazing Race, and now she's been chosen as ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 7, 2009

    News Roundup

    Mayoral candidate Tomas Regalado may be accused of not being able to deal with his personal finances (he claims to only be worth $5000 year after year, and once had his wages garnished for not paying taxes), but his campaign manager is doing a good job with his war chest. He's consistently out-raisi ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 7, 2009

    News Roundup

    The Miami 21 zoning plan surprisingly was defeated last night, probably because Joe Sanchez wants to send a message he is not Manny Diaz's mini-me. [Herald]The suspect in the Sean Taylor murder case had previously pleaded guilty, but he's expected to try to withdraw that plea. [AP]Pictures ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 8, 2009

    Top Ten Alleged Health Benefits of Lychees - Buy Local, Support Dade County Lychee Growers

    Jacob KatelLychee, lychee, they're good for your self; the more you eat 'em the better your health. The better your health the better you feel, so eat some lychee with every meal. The lychee is a fruit native to China that grows well in humid, subtropical climates free of frost. No wonder that a sim ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 11, 2009

    Swine Flu Officially a Pandemic; 75 Cases in Miami-Dade

    Almost two months after the first case was reported, and about a month since anyone cared, the World Health Organization has declared swine flu is officially the first flu pandemic in 41 years!So far, H1N1 has killed 144 people, a small number compared to the millions who died during the last fl ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 20, 2009

    Herald Parent Company Announces New Ad Sale Strategy

    Today was Miami Herald's parent companies McClatchy Co.'s shareholders meeting. The troubled newspaper giant -- what newspaper giant isn't troubled? -- faces a tough road ahead, but all CEO Gary Pruitt had to offer was a slightly tweaked advertising strategy for the entire chain. According to Editor ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 7, 2009

    Manny Ramirez Suspended; Female Fertility Drug Use Suspected

    The Marlins came so close to signing Manny Ramirez a year ago, and the fact that we didn't still has some fans mad. Turns out even if we had signed Ramirez, he'd be no good to us for the next fifty games. Ramirez, a Dodgers player and an off-season resident of Weston, Fl, tested positive for a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 7, 2009

    Report: Manny Ramirez's Doc Based in Miami

    It's like deja vu. Alex Rodriguez, a baseball superstar, got caught in a banned substance scandal and tried to claim that he didn't know exactly what he was putting in his body, but some guy in Miami told him to do it. Now, Manny Ramirez, a baseball superstar, gets caught in a banned ... More >>

  • News

    April 2, 2009

    Letters from the Issue of April 2, 2009

    "It is harder and harder to find live pigs in Miami for tasty traditional Cuban cooking."

  • News

    October 2, 2008

    Invasion of the Amazon Women

    Big girls, little guys, lots of fun.

  • Blogs

    January 9, 2008

    Should Google Pay Reparations?

    Big girls, little guys, lots of fun.

  • Calendar

    November 22, 2007

    Short Attention Span Theater

    Don’t blink -- you might miss it.

  • Music

    November 1, 2007

    Kings of Leon

    Don’t blink -- you might miss it.

  • Blogs

    June 1, 2007

    What is Emo?

    Don’t blink -- you might miss it.

  • News

    October 19, 2006

    Pay Fray

    “Are they going to fire us all?”

  • Calendar

    March 10, 2005

    Maximum Partying Capacity

    “Are they going to fire us all?”

  • Music

    July 22, 2004

    Chicago; Earth, Wind & Fire

    “Are they going to fire us all?”

  • Music

    August 29, 2002

    Gore Scores

    The return of the eye-popping sounds of Herschell Gordon Lewis

  • News

    September 14, 2000

    Letters to the Editor

    From the issue of September 14, 2000

  • News

    February 10, 2000

    Elian Goes Global

    When Miami's most famous twerp hit the Internet, Web surfers went wild

  • News

    December 24, 1998

    Letters

    When Miami's most famous twerp hit the Internet, Web surfers went wild

  • News

    May 8, 1997

    Letters

    When Miami's most famous twerp hit the Internet, Web surfers went wild

  • News

    December 14, 1995

    Letters

    When Miami's most famous twerp hit the Internet, Web surfers went wild

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