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Working Out

  • Blogs

    April 2, 2012

    Vernon Carey Gives Back to Miami Northwestern, But Gets Shafted By The Dolphins (Video)

    ​In an off-season filled with god awful personnel moves, add dissing former first-round pick Vernon Carey to the list of Miami Dolphins blunders. During eight seasons with the Dolphins, Carey started 105 out of 112 regular season games ping-ponging between the left tackle, right tackle, and right ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 8, 2012

    Logan Morrison and Bryan Petersen Have Bieber Fever

    ​In their effort to stave off Spring Training boredom, Marlins outfielders Logan Morrison and Bryan Petersen are starring in an online reality show. The first episode saw them donning leather jackets and forming a two-man, cupcake-devouring moped crew. At another point, they drank red white in a t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 7, 2011

    Allen Henshaw, Man With "Fuck You" Tattooed On Neck, Tried To Use An Umbrella To Hide From Cops

    ​Allen Henshaw is pretty recognizable, what with the permanent war paint, the word "Indian" tattooed across his chin, and-- most notably-- "Fuck You" lovingly penned on his neck.So it only makes sense when he's evading police after doing drunken push-ups in front of a corner store, that our hero w ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 7, 2011

    Talk, Play and Lose Weight (With Ladies Lingerie Football Video)

    ​ABC Science reported today that social sports "result in better weight loss." During a recent study, scientists found that mice involved in physical activity with a social component responded better to the exercise.How? Their bodies' composition and metabolism improved.The scientists divided the ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 1, 2011

    Hugo Chavez Releases Exercise Video

    ​It's the hottest aerobics video starring a communist-sympathizer since The Jane Fonda Workout.It's the craze sweeping hoards of South Americans looking to drop a few kilograms in time for summer.It's the latest sign that Venezuela's president is further sinking into some sort of out-of-touch Kim ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 3, 2011

    Primal Play on South Beach: Aaron Rentfrew Works Out Like a Caveman

    Aaron RentfrewThe Primal Blueprint says go out and play​Miami has lots of decadent gyms. South Beach's David Barton, for example, has valet parking, steam rooms, a pool, somewhere around 18 classes a day, and an interior that looks more like a nightclub than a sweat factory.The city also has parad ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 27, 2011

    University of South Florida Caught Scamming Title IX

    ​Title IX is a wide ranging law ensuring equality based on gender in all areas of education and other federally assisted programs, but it's most controversial when applied to high school and college athletics. Many universities have tried some tricky tactics to make sure their athletics programs a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 4, 2011

    Miami Fifth on List of Cities that Have Gotten Fatter Since Thanksgiving

    Via​Putting on a little bit weight during the winter months is only to be expected in cities that find themselves covered in snow and lacking in sun, but a new analysis from The Daily Beast says that Miami is fifth in cities that have gained the most weight since Thanksgiving.Whoa! What's the deal ... More >>

  • Calendar

    March 3, 2011

    Rights and Right Hooks

    Via​Putting on a little bit weight during the winter months is only to be expected in cities that find themselves covered in snow and lacking in sun, but a new analysis from The Daily Beast says that Miami is fifth in cities that have gained the most weight since Thanksgiving.Whoa! What's the deal ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 15, 2010

    Jets' Alosi Did Order "Human Wall," Suspension Extended Indefinitely

    Following the biggest scandal involving a trip since that Linda woman was involved in the Lewinsky affair, the Jets announced that they had fined and suspended strength training coach Sal Alosi. Though, they said their was no formal instruction to create a "human wall" of sorts against the sideline. ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 24, 2010

    Kat Stacks's Top Ten Twitter Tips for Hoing Like a Total Pro

    Learn how to ho with Kat Stacks! It's a free online course!​Every ho's gotta have a hero. Even Miami's current reigning queen of ass, Kat Stacks, looks up to someone. (Catch Kat at Dream tonight.) And if you've been monitoring her Twitter feed lately -- but really why would you, unless you want yo ... More >>

  • Calendar

    April 8, 2010

    Magic Dragons

    Learn how to ho with Kat Stacks! It's a free online course!​Every ho's gotta have a hero. Even Miami's current reigning queen of ass, Kat Stacks, looks up to someone. (Catch Kat at Dream tonight.) And if you've been monitoring her Twitter feed lately -- but really why would you, unless you want yo ... More >>

  • Calendar

    January 14, 2010

    Thrust That Stuff

    Learn how to ho with Kat Stacks! It's a free online course!​Every ho's gotta have a hero. Even Miami's current reigning queen of ass, Kat Stacks, looks up to someone. (Catch Kat at Dream tonight.) And if you've been monitoring her Twitter feed lately -- but really why would you, unless you want yo ... More >>

  • Calendar

    September 24, 2009

    Sweat for Vets

    Learn how to ho with Kat Stacks! It's a free online course!​Every ho's gotta have a hero. Even Miami's current reigning queen of ass, Kat Stacks, looks up to someone. (Catch Kat at Dream tonight.) And if you've been monitoring her Twitter feed lately -- but really why would you, unless you want yo ... More >>

  • Calendar

    August 6, 2009

    Finally, a Workout with Flavor

    Learn how to ho with Kat Stacks! It's a free online course!​Every ho's gotta have a hero. Even Miami's current reigning queen of ass, Kat Stacks, looks up to someone. (Catch Kat at Dream tonight.) And if you've been monitoring her Twitter feed lately -- but really why would you, unless you want yo ... More >>

  • Calendar

    May 21, 2009

    Put Your Muscle Where Your Mouth Is

    Learn how to ho with Kat Stacks! It's a free online course!​Every ho's gotta have a hero. Even Miami's current reigning queen of ass, Kat Stacks, looks up to someone. (Catch Kat at Dream tonight.) And if you've been monitoring her Twitter feed lately -- but really why would you, unless you want yo ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 9, 2009

    Are You There Fitness? It's Me, Fat Ass

    Editor's Note: The following is not a poem, not quite a rap. But feel free to sing along.Muffin top real fatmy pockets so slim - How the hell am I supposed to get a workout in?You wont catch me huffin and puffin down the street,and my kids laugh when i try to get fit on the Wii.So f-f-free is what i ... More >>

  • News

    February 26, 2009

    Canseco Creams A-Rod

    Does Alex Rodriguez's latest admission vindicate a Miami trainer?

  • News

    December 25, 2008

    Holiday Shopping for Big Shots

    Gift ideas for Dolphins linebacker Joey Porter, Mayor Carlos Alvarez, and Related Group chairman Jorge Perez.

  • Blogs

    September 11, 2008

    Magic City Kitty - Rub Deez Nuts

    Gift ideas for Dolphins linebacker Joey Porter, Mayor Carlos Alvarez, and Related Group chairman Jorge Perez.

  • News

    September 11, 2008

    Magic City Kitty Meows About Massage

    Some rubdowns shouldn't include a happy ending.

  • Calendar

    July 10, 2008

    Let It All Hang Out

    Some rubdowns shouldn't include a happy ending.

  • Home Entertainment

    May 29, 2008

    Nintendo's Wii Fit ignites yet another fitness fad

    Some rubdowns shouldn't include a happy ending.

  • Calendar

    May 1, 2008

    The Altruism of Fitness

    Some rubdowns shouldn't include a happy ending.

  • Calendar

    April 10, 2008

    A StairMaster with Heart

    Some rubdowns shouldn't include a happy ending.

  • Calendar

    January 3, 2008

    Push It Good

    You might need a medic.

  • Calendar

    October 4, 2007

    Bring Sexy Back

    Unleash your inner stripper in ... Aventura?

  • Calendar

    September 13, 2007

    Get Up and Go!

    Publix Family Fitness Weekend makes everyone an athlete

  • Calendar

    August 30, 2007

    Bend It at Biscayne Bay

    Treat yourself to hump-day relaxation with a twist

  • Calendar

    May 24, 2007

    Wobble Wobble

    Shake what those hamburgers gave ya

  • Calendar

    May 17, 2007

    Work Out, Or Watch

    Either way we’re getting you outside today

  • Calendar

    January 11, 2007

    This Ain’t the Salvation Army Store

    Either way we’re getting you outside today

  • Calendar

    January 11, 2007

    This Ain’t the Salvation Army Store

    Either way we’re getting you outside today

  • Calendar

    December 21, 2006

    Believe It or Not

    Two films pay tribute to Altman and Palance

  • Calendar

    June 1, 2006

    Affordable Ashtanga for All

    Two films pay tribute to Altman and Palance

  • Calendar

    May 4, 2006

    Stretch Yourself Thin

    Two films pay tribute to Altman and Palance

  • Calendar

    May 4, 2006

    Sweat Your-Self

    Two films pay tribute to Altman and Palance

  • Music

    December 15, 2005

    The Desyn Diet

    Two films pay tribute to Altman and Palance

  • News

    April 7, 2005

    Organic Produce

    Will hip-hop studio king of the world Timbaland someday be Mr. Universe?

  • Calendar

    March 11, 2004

    Derby Days

    Horses hit the turf

  • Dining

    January 23, 2003

    Eat Fries Lose Pounds Plan

    Horses hit the turf

  • Calendar

    October 31, 2002

    Whip, Crop, Leg-Lift!

    Time to don your S&M leather and spikes and hit the gym

  • Recreation

    May 16, 2002

    BEST GYM

    M Power Project

  • Calendar

    January 24, 2002

    Dirty Workout

    The striptease as cardiovascular floor exercise

  • News

    October 12, 2000

    The High Cost of Winning

    Boys who train with Frank Gachelin learn an important lesson: Rules shouldn't get in the way

  • Recreation

    May 11, 2000

    Best Gym

    Porky's Gym

  • News

    December 23, 1999

    Pain & Gain

    They were local bodybuilders with a penchant for steroids, strippers, and quick cash. And they became expert in the use of a peculiar motivational tool: Torture.

  • Restaurants

    May 13, 1999
  • News

    October 5, 1994

    Labor of Gloves

    No one thinks much of the Mexican boxers who fight out of Homestead. But that's nothing new to Johnny Torres. When he was a fighter, no one thought much of him, either.

  • Film

    May 26, 1993

    Part Doo-Doo

    No one thinks much of the Mexican boxers who fight out of Homestead. But that's nothing new to Johnny Torres. When he was a fighter, no one thought much of him, either.

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