Wonder Bread

  • Blogs

    October 28, 2013

    Trader Joe's: Top Ten Vegetarian Finds

    There are many wondrous finds on the shelves of Trader Joe's: coconut-covered cashews, cookie butter, $2.99 wine. It's a magical place -- like Wonka's Chocolate Factory for grownups. And unlike your average Publix, there are all kinds of vegetarian and vegan foods. Here are the top ten vegetarian ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 22, 2013

    Cochon 555: Aaron Brooks Victorious, Pigs Win Big (Photos)

    What do you get when you put Miami's top toques, five heritage breed pigs, bourbon, and a hot girl butchering a 300-pound porker all in the same room? A bitchin' good time, that's what. Swooping in for its second tour in Miami, Cochon 555 proved to be yet another fantastic event for attendees, ju ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 9, 2013

    Miami's Top Ten Inexpensive Restaurants

    Miami is a city laden with restaurants of little value. There are stylish joints, the kind where mediocre $24 tuna tartares and $30 chicken breasts, filled with fontina and foie gras, are the norm. There are hackneyed Asian concepts, the type where $20 sushi rolls are packed with fried shrimp, douse ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 30, 2013

    Return Of The Twinkie: Hostess May Have Pulled Off The Biggest Scam Since New Coke

    You read about the Great Twinkie Extinction here on Short Order (and everywhere else) and maybe you applauded, or more than likely, felt as if yet another piece of your childhood was being torn away from you by The Man.Well, there may be a reason to rejoice, put your footie pajamas on, and couch pot ... More >>

  • Dining

    June 28, 2012
  • Blogs

    January 16, 2012

    Hostess Twinkies, Going the Way of the Dinosaurs?

    Can we all agree that TV Daily World News is horrific? 2012, according to the Maya culture and numerous other civilizations are predicting the end of humanity, as we know it.. this year! The economy, global change, earthquakes...what else could possibly go wrong? Well, here comes le coup de grace. H ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 7, 2011

    Could Jeb Bush Still Enter the GOP Presidential Primary?

    ​The Confederacy of Dunces that emerged to vie for the GOP presidential primary certainly must have some could-have-been candidates rethinking their decision. After the swift, and often surreal, rises and eventual falls of Michele Bachmann, Rick Perry, and Herman Cain, the race is pretty much down ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 21, 2011

    Crumb On Parchment Serves A Crummy Sandwich

    Lee KleinThis is the best bread in the house?​Fame is a treacherous double-edged sword. On the one edge: Had I walked into a regular diner or coffee shop, ordered a chicken salad sandwich and chicken pot pie, and received the equivalent of what I got at Crumb On Parchment, I would have been rather ... More >>

  • Dining

    June 30, 2011
  • Blogs

    May 26, 2011

    Ten Great Miami Sandwiches, Part One

    Michael McElroyThe name supposedly comes from the Earl of Sandwich, and we are supposed to believe that whenever someone in his court wanted meat between two pieces of bread, they would say "I'll have what Sandwich is having." That seems a bit far-fetched, no?Anyway, here are five fine sandwic ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 15, 2011

    Doof Glob: The Food Blog For Dyslexics (Plus Other Niche Ideas)

    ​​There are food blogs aplenty in this land, and lots of niches have been covered. Locally, locavores can dig Mango & Lime, carnivores congregate at The Burger Beast, and French Fry Fairy appeals to fairies -- or maybe to those who like fried potatoes. I never have been able to figure that o ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 16, 2010

    Interview: Author Mark Kurlansky on Edible Stories

    Sylvia Plachy​Journalist, author, and historian Mark Kurlansky's most well-known books are the international best-sellers Salt, Cod (which won a James Beard award), 1968, The Food of a Younger Land, and A Basque History of the World. His latest book, Edible Stories, is his third work of fiction.&n ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 19, 2010

    John Mayer Promises to Wear Cleveland Cavaliers Jersey at South Florida Concert

    ​John Mayer -- a man who makes music that sounds like Wonder Bread tastes -- has a sneaky little plan for his upcoming South Florida concert. Get this: He will wear a Cleveland Cavaliers jersey. LOLOLOLOL HAHAHA, so clever! What a comedic genius this guy is! Actually, no. Shut up, John Mayer.

  • News

    February 18, 2010
  • Blogs

    October 9, 2009

    Friday Food Funnies: Fast Food

    What is fast food to a redneck? Hitting a dear at 65 mph.I like White Castle but White Castle doesn't like me. ~Craig Hopson, chef at Le Cirque, N.Y.C.After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a favor.The Pope say ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 9, 2009

    Miami Restaurant Musings

    *After years of my pooh-poohing parsley-speckled plate rims and mindless squiggles of mango and raspberry purees on dessert plates, it seems that both fads have faded into oblivion. Thank you, but please hold your applause until after the column is finished. *Norman Van Aken has laid low of late, n ... More >>

  • Music

    May 29, 2008

    Denny's Adopts Rock Bands

    The diner chain now serves up a little rock on the side.

  • Film

    March 27, 2008

    Counting Sheep

    21 doesn't hit the jackpot. Doesn't even come close.

  • Blogs

    October 19, 2007

    Concert Review: Kid Rock at The Fillmore

    Kid Rock The Fillmore Theater Miami Beach October 18, 2007 Better than: A Miracle Whip and Wonder Bread sandwich Love him or hate him, Kid Rock makes an impression. From the moment the house lights went down at Miami’s Fillmore Theater Thursday night, the air in the room was electrified with a ... More >>

  • Calendar

    August 16, 2007
  • Culture

    December 15, 2005

    Meta-Rap Flow, Full Blast

    Will Power plus a really big band

  • Calendar

    September 8, 2005
  • Music

    April 28, 2005


    Rock Crap

  • Dining

    June 13, 2002

    Drive Time

    The tourist strip gets some -- and somewhat -- down-home wood-burning cooking

  • Music

    May 30, 2002

    What Curve!

    Bambi knows what boys like -- boys like her

  • Culture

    April 23, 1998
  • Music

    April 8, 1992

    Black Men Can't Swim

    And other words to the whites about b-ball, side musicians, and racism

  • News

    April 1, 1992
  • Music

    February 5, 1992

    Dude! Make Me a Rock Star!

    With our simple course, you too can get laid, paid, and made!

  • Film

    September 4, 1991