William Shakespeare

To Guayabera or Not to Guayabera?

Awaken the Henry Within

Florida's bestiality ban won't ruin our good time

In Post-Bestiality Florida, Virtually Everything Else is Still Legal

​In October, a new law will make Florida the 31st state to outlaw bestiality. Yep, we will be tragically separated from the furry and hoofed objects of our lust, for no reason other than a pesky species divide. It's like a modern day Romeo and Juliet tale, if Shakespeare had had the guts to us ... More >>

Assholeparade at Churchill's Pub April 22

​In October, a new law will make Florida the 31st state to outlaw bestiality. Yep, we will be tragically separated from the furry and hoofed objects of our lust, for no reason other than a pesky species divide. It's like a modern day Romeo and Juliet tale, if Shakespeare had had the guts to us ... More >>

Assholeparade Charges Into Churchill's Pub April 22

via myspace.com/assholeparadeAssholeparade in action.​If Shakespeare got it right and brevity is indeed the soul of wit, then Assholeparade's Student Ghetto Violence is some Poor Richard's Almanack-level shit. Issued back in 2000, Student is the closest thing the Gainesville five-piece has to a ... More >>

Forget the Nostalgia, These Five '90s Songs Suck

Erica Marshall of muddyboots.orgCrappy '90s songs on cassette!​​It took the internet a full ten years to even begin looking back fondly upon the collective sonic experiences of the blissful Clintonian days. But '90s musical nostalgia swung into full gear in 2010 thanks to the Hole tour, Tavi t ... More >>

Shakespeare 2.0

Erica Marshall of muddyboots.orgCrappy '90s songs on cassette!​​It took the internet a full ten years to even begin looking back fondly upon the collective sonic experiences of the blissful Clintonian days. But '90s musical nostalgia swung into full gear in 2010 thanks to the Hole tour, Tavi t ... More >>

Catfight Caterwauls

Erica Marshall of muddyboots.orgCrappy '90s songs on cassette!​​It took the internet a full ten years to even begin looking back fondly upon the collective sonic experiences of the blissful Clintonian days. But '90s musical nostalgia swung into full gear in 2010 thanks to the Hole tour, Tavi t ... More >>

Catfight Caterwauls

Erica Marshall of muddyboots.orgCrappy '90s songs on cassette!​​It took the internet a full ten years to even begin looking back fondly upon the collective sonic experiences of the blissful Clintonian days. But '90s musical nostalgia swung into full gear in 2010 thanks to the Hole tour, Tavi t ... More >>

Catfight Caterwauls

Erica Marshall of muddyboots.orgCrappy '90s songs on cassette!​​It took the internet a full ten years to even begin looking back fondly upon the collective sonic experiences of the blissful Clintonian days. But '90s musical nostalgia swung into full gear in 2010 thanks to the Hole tour, Tavi t ... More >>

Behind the Dragon Tattoo

Erica Marshall of muddyboots.orgCrappy '90s songs on cassette!​​It took the internet a full ten years to even begin looking back fondly upon the collective sonic experiences of the blissful Clintonian days. But '90s musical nostalgia swung into full gear in 2010 thanks to the Hole tour, Tavi t ... More >>

Porno for Pyros

Erica Marshall of muddyboots.orgCrappy '90s songs on cassette!​​It took the internet a full ten years to even begin looking back fondly upon the collective sonic experiences of the blissful Clintonian days. But '90s musical nostalgia swung into full gear in 2010 thanks to the Hole tour, Tavi t ... More >>

Valentine's Elixir

Expecting oysters, foie gras, and caviar to carry you to Valentine's Day ecstasy is like waiting for Santa to come down the chimney on Christmas Eve. Worse: If you're not used to eating these rich, luxe comestibles, you may find them working their way through your gastrointestinal tract faster than ... More >>

Irony! In a musical!

Actors’ Playhouse reaches for an unusual source of inspiration.

Head Spins: DJ Jessica Who?

No question about it.

Not a Commie, but ...

No question about it.

N. Phect & Dizplay

Beautiful Bytes (Basswerk Records/Caroline)

Stage Capsules

Current Shows

Loaded GUN

Activision brings the neo-western to videogames, genocide included

Current Stage Shows

Activision brings the neo-western to videogames, genocide included

Selected Calendar Events for the Week of August 11

Activision brings the neo-western to videogames, genocide included

Murder and Madness

A tragic tale that fails to triumph

The Shylock Enigma

Shakespeare's Merchant of Venice is a problem in search of a solution

Une Fête d'été

Shakespeare's Merchant of Venice is a problem in search of a solution

Current Stage Shows

Shakespeare's Merchant of Venice is a problem in search of a solution

Current Stage Shows

Shakespeare's Merchant of Venice is a problem in search of a solution

Reluctant Messiah

McKeever's new play probes the meaning of one man's phenomenal good fortune

Current Stage Shows

McKeever's new play probes the meaning of one man's phenomenal good fortune

Current Stage Shows

McKeever's new play probes the meaning of one man's phenomenal good fortune

O! Iago, the Pity of It

A play that should sizzle instead fizzles

Gothic Haze

Night crawling in the underland

Lost in Space

This sci-fi musical is a trip to nowhere

Move It!

Mystikal electrifies rap beats

Play Things

Women, women, read all about them!

No Crying Game

Whirlaway wants to let go of the shoegaze label

By His Own Creed

Hamlet

Young Life Is Beautiful

Yepeto

A Wake-Up Curtain Call

A theater critic's farewell

Much Ado About Sonnets

A theater critic's farewell

The Powers That Be

A theater critic's farewell

Bard Stiff

A theater critic's farewell

To See or Not to See

A theater critic's farewell

Down for the Count

A theater critic's farewell

The Bard's Labors Lost

A theater critic's farewell

Industrious Resolutions

Miami artists share their wry hopes, sly hopes, and high hopes for the coming year

No Dane, No Gain

Miami artists share their wry hopes, sly hopes, and high hopes for the coming year

Let There Be Light

Miami artists share their wry hopes, sly hopes, and high hopes for the coming year

April In Paradise

Miami artists share their wry hopes, sly hopes, and high hopes for the coming year

It Won't Play In Peoria

But the Cornerstone Theater Company will play anywhere else, as it attempts to make dramatic changes in Tinytown, U.S.A.