In October, a new law will make Florida the 31st state to outlaw bestiality. Yep, we will be tragically separated from the furry and hoofed objects of our lust, for no reason other than a pesky species divide. It's like a modern day Romeo and Juliet tale, if Shakespeare had had the guts to us ... More >>
via myspace.com/assholeparadeAssholeparade in action.If Shakespeare got it right and brevity is indeed the soul of wit, then Assholeparade's Student Ghetto Violence is some Poor Richard's Almanack-level shit.
Issued back in 2000, Student is the closest thing the Gainesville five-piece has to a ... More >>
Erica Marshall of muddyboots.orgCrappy '90s songs on cassette!It took the internet a full ten years to even begin looking back fondly upon the collective sonic experiences of the blissful Clintonian days.
But '90s musical nostalgia swung into full gear in 2010 thanks to the Hole tour, Tavi t ... More >>
oysters, foie gras, and caviar to carry you to Valentine's Day ecstasy
is like waiting for Santa to come down the chimney on Christmas Eve.
Worse: If you're not used to eating these rich, luxe comestibles, you
may find them working their way through your gastrointestinal tract
faster than ... More >>