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Will Smith

  • Blogs

    April 23, 2012

    "Stuff Miami Heat Fans Say" Video Finally Exists

    Apparently, the "Shit ____ Say" video meme is still trudging along. Which means at this point in a meme's lifespan we wouldn't be drawing attention to any new entries unless they were pretty good. And this "Stuff Miami Heat Fans Say" video is pretty good.

  • Blogs

    March 26, 2012

    Fatboy Slim at Ultra Music Festival 2012

    ​Back in the 1990s, Fatboy Slim helped establish the standard for EDM producers breaking through to the mainstream. A decade and half later, DJs and producers are once again showing up on Top 40 and what's left of MTV. We're not saying Slim has any sort of axe to grind. But it's quite possible a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 2, 2012

    Mugshots Friday: The Scariest Dude To Ever Get Arrested For Sea Oat-Related Crime

    ​​Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 1, 2012

    Don Henley Threatens to Sue Frank Ocean and Six Other Ridiculous Musical Lawsuits

    ​Underground R&B sensation and Odd Future fellow Frank Ocean is catching some static from the Eagles' Don Henley. The singer isn't feeling Ocean's "American Wedding," which samples the old classic "Hotel California." Henley threatened to sue Ocean if he performs it again, and now the performa ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 17, 2012

    Flute Salad's Sexxxy Dance Mix: A Soundtrack for Shaking Ass at Lester's Tonight

    ​It's Friday and we here at Crossfade wanna fuck. Er, we mean dance. And that's why we're humping over to Flute Salad at Lester's tonight. From 8 till 10 p.m., there'll be free drinks for the females. But don't get it twisted ... This little fuck dance party, hosted by County Grind music editor ... More >>

  • Dining

    January 5, 2012

    Working at Miami restaurants and food trucks: The inside scoop

    ​It's Friday and we here at Crossfade wanna fuck. Er, we mean dance. And that's why we're humping over to Flute Salad at Lester's tonight. From 8 till 10 p.m., there'll be free drinks for the females. But don't get it twisted ... This little fuck dance party, hosted by County Grind music editor ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 29, 2011

    Rev Run Talks New Year's Eve in Miami, His Career, and Why He Quit Reality TV

    Spend NYE on SoBe with Rev Run.​Unless you're blind and deaf, you know Rev Run. He's a founding member of legendary rap crew Run-D.M.C. , an ex-reality TV star, prominent reverend, father of six, and a DJ. And if you want to check out his Rock and Roll Hall of Fame-level skills, he'll be droppi ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 16, 2011

    Jay-Z and Kanye West's Watch the Throne Tour in Miami, November 15

    Photo by Sayre Berman​See the full 25-photo Jay-Z and Kanye West at American Airlines Arena slideshow. Jay-Z and Kanye West Watch the Throne Tour American Airlines Arena Tuesday, November 15, 2011 Better Than: A motherfuckin' rap opera at Versailles, teleported to outer space. From the streets ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 19, 2011

    Danny Daze's "Your Everything" Is Seducing Soundsystems Everywhere (Video)

    Danny has got us in a daze.​Danny Daze started out like every Miami DJ: spinning at South Beach clubs and downtown joints, trying to earn a buck. But deep down, there was an electronic music artist waiting to come out. And now, whether it's under his own name, DiscoTech, or Señor Stereo, Daze s ... More >>

  • News

    July 14, 2011

    Wiz Khalifa broke hip-hop code

    Danny has got us in a daze.​Danny Daze started out like every Miami DJ: spinning at South Beach clubs and downtown joints, trying to earn a buck. But deep down, there was an electronic music artist waiting to come out. And now, whether it's under his own name, DiscoTech, or Señor Stereo, Daze s ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 12, 2011

    Wiz Khalifa Broke Hip-Hop Code

    Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke explains why Wiz Khalifa shouldn't settle for Kanye West's sloppy seconds.Wiz Khalifa needs to have his head examined. The b ... More >>

  • Calendar

    June 16, 2011

    Big Momma in the House

    Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke explains why Wiz Khalifa shouldn't settle for Kanye West's sloppy seconds.Wiz Khalifa needs to have his head examined. The b ... More >>

  • Calendar

    March 3, 2011

    Art-Thentic Culture

    Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke explains why Wiz Khalifa shouldn't settle for Kanye West's sloppy seconds.Wiz Khalifa needs to have his head examined. The b ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 14, 2011

    Mugshots Friday: The Clenchiest Jaw, AARP Kobe Bryant, and The Gehry 'Do

    ​Miami is a city of bubbles. We are currently in the midst of the Great Mugshot Bubble. One day, we'll sit down at our computer at 8 am on a Friday morning and find... nothing. Dimly-lit photos of regular-looking perps in prison scrubs. But while it lasts, let's do some reveling.

  • Blogs

    November 30, 2010

    Yet Another Survey Confirms MIA Is One of the Worst Airports in America

    In a city with an economy built around tourism and service, Miami International Airport is an embarrassing black eye. Let's put it this way: If Will Smith's "Welcome to Miami" were actually about the way most visitors are welcomed to Miami -- through the airport -- it would be a painful 37-minute ex ... More >>

  • News

    October 14, 2010

    Aliens, military wackos, and the next war

    In a city with an economy built around tourism and service, Miami International Airport is an embarrassing black eye. Let's put it this way: If Will Smith's "Welcome to Miami" were actually about the way most visitors are welcomed to Miami -- through the airport -- it would be a painful 37-minute ex ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 12, 2010

    The U.S. Military Ready to Wage War on Outerspace Terrorists

    ​Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke dissects the worldwide UFO conspiracy.A propaganda campaign to prepare us for the next big war is underway. But this time ... More >>

  • News

    September 30, 2010

    No, Tea Party. Yes, hip-hop!

    ​Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke dissects the worldwide UFO conspiracy.A propaganda campaign to prepare us for the next big war is underway. But this time ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 28, 2010

    One Party United Under Hip-Hop

    ​Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke starts a worldwide political movement.Around this time last year, undercover racist movement Take America Back began to take s ... More >>

  • News

    July 15, 2010

    Pat Riley summoned forces of evil to lure LeBron to the Heat

    ​Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke starts a worldwide political movement.Around this time last year, undercover racist movement Take America Back began to take s ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 12, 2010

    In Miami, Greed Is Good Again, and It's All Thanks to Evil Genius Pat Riley

    Terez Owens​For a city that made a mound of cocaine a must-have desktop accessory and likes its Brittos to match its Lamborghinis, this level of glossy athletic excess is only appropriate: Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh, and LeBron James, three of the best ballers in the NBA, all descending on Miami to b ... More >>

  • Film

    May 20, 2010

    (100) Days of Summer Movies

    Terez Owens​For a city that made a mound of cocaine a must-have desktop accessory and likes its Brittos to match its Lamborghinis, this level of glossy athletic excess is only appropriate: Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh, and LeBron James, three of the best ballers in the NBA, all descending on Miami to b ... More >>

  • News

    April 1, 2010

    Three filmmakers acting homeless get equipment stolen at Miami Denny's

    Terez Owens​For a city that made a mound of cocaine a must-have desktop accessory and likes its Brittos to match its Lamborghinis, this level of glossy athletic excess is only appropriate: Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh, and LeBron James, three of the best ballers in the NBA, all descending on Miami to b ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 29, 2010

    Three Young Filmmakers Going Undercover as Homeless People Get Their Equipment Stolen

    This is the photo on the film project's Facebook page. Is it the three filmmakers in their undercover identities?Graduating from college sucks. Drawing penises on your friend's forehead is no longer socially acceptable, everything costs money, and potential employers regard your expensive dipl ... More >>

  • Calendar

    December 3, 2009

    Get Stoked

    This is the photo on the film project's Facebook page. Is it the three filmmakers in their undercover identities?Graduating from college sucks. Drawing penises on your friend's forehead is no longer socially acceptable, everything costs money, and potential employers regard your expensive dipl ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 28, 2009

    Miami Thinks It Can Indeed Dance

    Last night, So You Think You Can Dance? aired its Miami audition and, according to Popwrap, committed the cardinal sin of any TV show dropping by the city: playing Will Smith's "Welcome to Miami."I do not watch this program or know anything about dancing, so I'll point you to Popwrap, which has a n ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 11, 2009

    Sunburns and Vibrators: Highlights From The Aqua Girl Pool Party

    There's a tall tale about female lobsters -- one that's supposed to serve as a grim analogy for womankind. As it goes, two things happen when you're boiling a pot of live lobsters. (1) If the pot is full of males, they will scramble to form a ladder with their bodies and help one another escape. (2) ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 27, 2009

    WMC 2009: Rum and Coke with a Squeeze of Drop the Lime at Bacardi B-Live Press Party

    Michelle SolomonA-Trak spinning at Bacardi B-Live.If you were one of the 300 "regular" folks, or the 150 or so "press" types who got invited to the Bacardi B-Live Press Pool Party on Tuesday night, say a hefty thank-you prayer to the God of Groove.Inside the basement Japanese restaurant, Fountainble ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 19, 2009

    ¿Que Pasa, M.I.A.? Miami in Pop Culture

    Seeing Miami in a movie or a TV show or music video turns on my internal geek switch. I'm super excited to see the 305 represented on the screen, but I approach America's assessment of Miami like one of those guys that knows the names of the different kinds of robots in the movies about Star Wars.Ta ... More >>

  • Music

    February 19, 2009

    Philly's Dr. Dog Brings Swirly Sunshine Sounds to Culture Room

    Hot diggety dog!

  • Film

    May 22, 2008

    Summer Grows Up

    The season of big-budget bangs uses its brain.

  • Blogs

    February 12, 2008

    Last Night: Chris Rock at the Hard Rock

    The season of big-budget bangs uses its brain.

  • Dining

    July 5, 2007

    Fame Game

    Chef Adrianne overachieves everywhere except the kitchen

  • Music

    March 24, 2005

    WMC Week Two

    Chef Adrianne overachieves everywhere except the kitchen

  • News

    March 17, 2005

    The Bitch

    Potemkin

  • Calendar

    September 30, 2004

    Civic Doody

    Potemkin

  • Film

    September 30, 2004

    Floundering

    Cruel, vapid, and unfunny, this Shark bites

  • Music

    September 9, 2004

    Lean Back

    Many searched for the summer banger, but only Fat Joe's Terror Squad claimed the prize

  • Film

    March 25, 2004

    Papa Tried

    Family man Smith goes soft in a story about a Girl

  • Film

    May 22, 2003

    Think Different

    Could it be that this year's crop of summer movies actually requires a brain cell or two?

  • Music

    February 27, 2003

    Ready for Lust

    For Clubbed, opposites don't attract on Ocean Drive

  • Music

    May 9, 2002

    Shake

    Peru's biggest pop star is the latest cog in Miami's sound machine

  • Film

    December 27, 2001

    Clay Feet

    Ali lands a few solid blows, but sadly it's no knockout

  • Music

    October 25, 2001

    Shake

    New era crunk-style shit

  • Music

    January 7, 1999

    True Rhymes

    New era crunk-style shit

  • News

    August 31, 1994

    Swelter 20

    New era crunk-style shit

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