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Wile E. Coyote

  • Blogs

    January 30, 2012

    Ten Songs Barack Obama Should Sing Next If He Wants a Second-Term

    When Barack Obama busted into a few bars from Al Green's "Let's Stay Together" at an Apollo Theatre performance, he reminded the entirety of the United States of why we elected him back in 2008: He's a total rock star! If you're skeptical, just look at the numbers. MTV reports that sales of "Let's ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 9, 2011

    A Real-Life Pretty Lady, Young Don King, and Future Hair

    ​Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 30, 2011

    Ed Koch Gone Bad, Tiny Coolio Braids, and Crowdsourcing a Beard Joke

    ​​Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 15, 2011

    D-Wade Drops 41 as Heat Stave Off Pacers

    ​After turning in a few lackluster performances of late, the never-ending news cycle and knee-jerk brigade turned its attention to Dwyane Wade and his sudden and abrupt downfall as a the alpha dog on this Miami Heat team, while LeBron James took center stage as The Man With The Biggest Nuggets.&nb ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 12, 2010

    Heat Fall to the Celtics, Drop to 5-4

    ​"It's reality now. The chemistry isn't at the level of these good teams." So said LeBron James following the Heat's 112-107 loss the Boston Celtics Thursday night at the American Airlines Arena. The Heat have now dropped 13 of the last 14 regular season meetings to the Celtics, have fallen t ... More >>

  • Calendar

    June 17, 2010

    Saved by Núñez

    ​"It's reality now. The chemistry isn't at the level of these good teams." So said LeBron James following the Heat's 112-107 loss the Boston Celtics Thursday night at the American Airlines Arena. The Heat have now dropped 13 of the last 14 regular season meetings to the Celtics, have fallen t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 28, 2009

    Friday Food Funnies: 3 Profound Questions and a Dowdy Quote

    Do chickens think rubber humans are funny? Do cannibals get hungry one hour after eating a Chinese person?If Wile E. Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and talks like a duck, it probably needs a little more time i ... More >>

  • Culture

    April 27, 2006

    The Large and Small of It

    From dirt specks to sprawling canvases, these shows clog the eyes

  • Film

    February 9, 2006

    Dead Funny

    Final Destination 3 stares death in the face ... and laughs

  • News

    November 21, 2002

    Jackass the Man

    Johnny Knoxville hangs at South Beach's Club Deuce, stumbles through the MTV Latin video awards, and laughs at it all

  • Dining

    August 16, 2001

    Crouching Tilapia

    Chung Hing Oriental Mart

  • Film

    March 16, 2000

    Death Be Not Proud

    Final Destination

  • Film

    October 23, 1997

    Cliche-spotting

    Final Destination

  • Calendar

    October 2, 1997

    Calendar for the week

    Final Destination

  • News

    May 25, 1995

    Swelter 6

    Final Destination

  • Film

    December 2, 1992

    Slapstick Wanna-Be

    Final Destination

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