Laguna Beach was a vapid show I did not care to watch. It begat The Hills which is a vapid show I do not care to watch. Now, The Hills begat The City which is probably a vapid show I will not care to watch. But, what's this? Intrigue! Perhaps I was a college classmate The City's most mysterious new cast members Erin Williams (the brunette one with the bangs). According to some blog called As Good As It Guests the Erin in question attended UM and dated some guy from a few of my film classes. We
The naked body of Amanda Lepore, the world's self proclaimed #1 transsexual, is about as good of a metaphor for change as any so it was suiting that the first sight of 2009 that the crowd at The Raleigh's Burlesque New Years saw was Ms. Lepore clad only in balloons as hostess Susanne Bartsch popped them. More than any other recent New Years we all find ourselves hoping for change, and if we can make as drastic of a transformation as turning from a little New Jersey boy into an international tr
Fox Search LightThe Oscars are set to air this very Sunday! And finally we will get to see if our beloved Mickey Rourke walks away with a little gold man. We've already noticed FiveThirtyEight numbers God's prediction that Rourke will beat out his competition, Sean Penn, but other people who have somehow been allowed access to the Internet don't seem to agree. Heading over to the Yale Daily News now, where they've replaced actual content with copy/pasted G-Chat transcripts:Â Neither of them are
This time she kept her nipples where they belong. It was close to 1:45 and the Florida Room's lights were dimmed to twice their usual glow. Having closed out the place more than a few times, I knew that it meant the club would soon close, but so early? Then from the corner of my eye, I see -- a camera crew. The "star" whose night they were capturing for eternity? Whitney Port of The Hills and The City "fame."Having never seen either show, I don't know who the hot guy was tha
The ground for the Marlins' new stadium was broken. [AP]Meanwhile, Jackson Healthy System is bleeding money with a broken financial support system. [Herald]Meet Randy Young, landlord king of the sex offenders. [NBCMiami]The teenage son of a Miami district fire chief drowned in a central Florida lake. [Herald]NASA has picked its first Cuban American astronaut. [CBS4]The mom whose home was the site of the Overtown birthday party shootings has been evicted. [CBS4]The eldest daughter of the couple s
