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Weekend at Bernie's

  • Blogs

    October 1, 2014

    Mansion Opens New '80s-Themed Cocktail Bar

    When you think South Beach megaclub, you think excess, sexy dancers, hand-crafted cocktails... Wait, do you? This weekend, SoBe's Mansion will unveil the Cocktails & Dreams bar as part of its new weekly Mansion Made Me Do It party. The bar is all '80s wham and glam, while the new Saturdays organi ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 11, 2012

    Replacing Hugo: Which Latin American Leader Is Next On America's Sh*tlist?

    Earlier this week, Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez announced that he'll be undergoing cancer surgery for the fourth time in less than two years. Chavez, who has held power in Venezuela since 1999, apparently isn't too optimistic about his chances; he's already named a successor to take his position ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 12, 2012

    Ten Dumbest Rap Dances Ever: From the "Lean Like a Cholo" to the "Stanky Leg"

    Hip-hop is a rich and varied culture. It's more than just the music, encompassing street art, DJing, fashion, and most definitely dancing. But this ain't the '90s, B. In recent years, the music has become mad ig'nant, and the b-boys have followed. Almost every shitty new rap song comes with its o ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 29, 2012

    Heat Take Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals

    The Miami Heat are three wins away from their second consecutive trip to the NBA Finals after taking down the Boston Celtics 93-79 last night.And while the rest of the world seethes in furious anger in their unbridled and irrational hatred at this news, perhaps even blaming LeBron James for that guy ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 5, 2012

    LeBron James Leads Heat In Big Win Over the Oklahoma City Thunder

    Everybody can unclench their assholes now.The Miami Heat are fine.LeBron James decided to remind the world once again that he does, in fact, have the biggest dong of them all. Behind a 34 point, 10-assist performance, James led the Miami Heat to a 98-93 win over the Oklahoma City Thunder last night, ... More >>

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    January 14, 2010
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