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Warren Sapp

  • Blogs

    March 19, 2012

    Miami Dolphins: The Worst Franchise in the NFL

    ​Luther Campbell, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be. In this special edition, Luke laments the epic fall of Miami's storied NFL team.It is a tragedy what is going on with the Miami Dolphins. One of the most suc ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 30, 2011

    Sarah Myles Says Miami-Dade Cops Broke Her Wrist, Invented Charges Against Her

    Sarah Myles was acquitted by a jury in just 28 minutes earlier this month​When Miami-Dade cops arrested Sarah Myles on October 9, 2009, they described her as the Warren Sapp of Little Haiti housewives. They claimed the supposedly six-foot, 250-pound Myles "jumped" on a sergeant's back during a tra ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 6, 2010

    Dolphins Lose to Browns, Fall to 1-5 at Home

    Oh what could have been...​The Miami Dolphins fell to the Cleveland Browns 13-10 on Sunday in a game that was probably the worst-case scenario for making an argument that American football is exciting.While both teams' offenses did their darndest to lull you into unconsciousness, there was a palpa ... More >>

  • News

    November 4, 2010

    NFL helmet hits are OK

    Oh what could have been...​The Miami Dolphins fell to the Cleveland Browns 13-10 on Sunday in a game that was probably the worst-case scenario for making an argument that American football is exciting.While both teams' offenses did their darndest to lull you into unconsciousness, there was a palpa ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 2, 2010

    NFL Is Too Soft For the Rest Of the World

    ​Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke addresses the NFL's crackdown on helmet-to-helmet hits.The No Fun League needs to stop fining defensive players for helme ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 20, 2010

    Police Searching for Guy Who Flashed 13-Year-Old at Bus Stop

    ​We're not really sure what it is that drives people to expose themselves to teenagers in public. Psychologically at least. In this case we know the man was driving in a dark-colored, older- model, four-door car when he pulled up to a bus stop yesterday morning at NW 87th Avenue and Fourth Street ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 28, 2010

    Warren Sapp Gets Pimp-Slapped By The U Director Billy Corben

    Warren Sapp Loves Billy Corben 4EVAH​When a 300 pound 6'3" retired NFL quarterback killer talked smack about Billy Corben on WQAM 560's Sid Rosenberg show last week, the Miami documentary filmmaker didn't waste time sacking Warren Sapp's blathering nonsense.The former University of Miami and Tampa ... More >>

  • News

    April 1, 2010

    Luke's Gospel: Teaching Warren Sapp and Michael Irvin to avoid dangerous ladies

    Warren Sapp Loves Billy Corben 4EVAH​When a 300 pound 6'3" retired NFL quarterback killer talked smack about Billy Corben on WQAM 560's Sid Rosenberg show last week, the Miami documentary filmmaker didn't waste time sacking Warren Sapp's blathering nonsense.The former University of Miami and Tampa ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 30, 2010

    Teaching Warren Sapp and Michael Irvin To Avoid Dangerous Ladies

    Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. Up this week, Luke dissects how superstar athletes fall for the pussy trap.I have to give credit to the Miami-Dade State Attorney's Office f ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 25, 2010

    News Roundup: Dolphins Just Cold Ignoring Jason Taylor

    An early morning crash between an SUV and a Nissan Maxima filled with five men has sent all of the Nissan's passengers to the hospital after the car flipped. The driver and a passenger in the SUV took off on foot and have not been found. [CBS4]A house in Miami was sprayed with bullets last ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 12, 2010

    Morons of the Week: Super Bowl Aftermath Edition

    Can it be only last week that we were invaded by hordes of screaming, mildly retarded tourists? It seems they have left some of their finest morons, many of them in jail cells throughout the county. Let's take a look at the Morons of the Week: Super Bowl Aftermath Edition. ​5. Warren Sapp Whoe ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 1, 2010

    Three Dolphins, Five Former-Hurricanes Named to NFL All-Decade Team

    ​Three players who have suited up in Dolphins Teal and five who are "all about The U," have been named to the NFL's All Decade Team. Chosen by the NFL Hall of Fame selection committee, the honors were announced before last night's Pro Bowl. Much like the Pro Bowl itself, the Hurricanes are represe ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 7, 2009

    Duane Starks Goes Out In Style

    Duane Starks started his football career at the age of eight in a local optimist club program, he became a star quarterback for Miami Beach Senior High, briefly attended Miami-Dade Community College and then played as a starting cornerback for the University of Miami Hurricanes. He entered the NFL, ... More >>

  • Music

    November 20, 2008

    Head Spins: DJ Self Born

    From South Side to South Beach.

  • Blogs

    September 11, 2008

    Warren Sapp is Classy

    From South Side to South Beach.

  • Blogs

    April 28, 2008
  • Blogs

    January 3, 2008
  • Calendar

    May 19, 2005

    Gridiron Generosity

    From South Side to South Beach.

  • News

    January 27, 2005

    The Bitch

    Werewolves in the End Zone

  • Music

    March 28, 2002

    Sporting Life

    No Good is on top of the game

  • News

    November 25, 1999

    Winning Is Everything

    In Miami there's one sure way to build a championship high school sports team: Throw out the rule book and cheat like hell

  • News

    October 31, 1996

    Debt? No Sweat!

    In Miami there's one sure way to build a championship high school sports team: Throw out the rule book and cheat like hell

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