Despite what your fat uncle Tony in Buffalo says, chicken wings are not the fix-all answer to all of the world's problems. Just ask Myakka City resident Patrick Arthur. He just got arrested for throwing a bowl of chicken wings at his wife.
The annual Gathering of the Juggalos is about 30-percent music festival, 20-percent drug-running racket, and 40-percent community organization. But all that other shit aside, it's 100-percent titty central. Like, there are basically a whole bunch of titties. You got big titties, small titties, sag ... More >>
My band, Juke, was invited to play our first Wanee Festival last year, up at the Spirit of Swanee Music Park in Live Oak, Florida. We played the opening night's festivities, rocked out, and suffered from a bit of culture shock. This 500-plus acre park just outside Georgia is in the middle of nowhe ... More >>
Midnight Conspiracy aren't really evil, but they are some of the banginest motherfuckers in Chicago's EDM scene. Back home, they're known for their killer parties, bass heavy sets, and dark-themed clothing line. Now, Mikul Wing and Louis Kha are hitting the road armed with backpacks full of bangers ... More >>
A conversation in a Panhandle Waffle House may lead to a barbaric change in Florida's death penalty policy. After meeting with constituents, Rep. Brad Drake, a Republican from Eucheeanna, has introduced a bill that would do away with using lethal injections for the death penalty. Instead he'd lik ... More >>
via NWF Daily NewsSo a man crashed his pickup truck into a Waffle House after trying to run over his wife. Of course, it happened in Florida. And, of course, it happened in Panama City Beach, the crown jewel of the Redneck Riviera. PCB, baby!
Food, Halloween, funny, these are three things we here at Short Order live for. In honor of that we've rounded up our Top 10 funny Halloween food and candy videos. Enjoy.10. Space Ghost at the Waffle House - Hey, a superhero's gotta eat.
Need to visit a loved one doing time in one of the many state prisons up near the Georgia line? Who you gonna call? Right. Prison Connection.