The Painted Veil
M. Night Shyamalan steps up the lunacy with Lady in the Water
Dull, silly dud gives schlock a bad name
The Constant Wife still slashes and burns in the satiric tradition of Wilde and Swift
Lesson #1: Hard work and an aptitude for computers can make a young man rich. Lesson #2: Some rich young men take to South Beach like fish to water. Lesson #3: South Beach is the shark. A young man with money is the bait.