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Sorry Dolfans, Peyton Manning Is Not Your Next Dan Marino

​Luther Campbell, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. In this special edition, Luke says Peyton Manning will not win a Super Bowl with the Miami Dolphins.Now that the Indianapolis Colts have ... More >>

Jimmy Buffett at the American Airlines Arena January 28

​Luther Campbell, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. In this special edition, Luke says Peyton Manning will not win a Super Bowl with the Miami Dolphins.Now that the Indianapolis Colts have ... More >>

Jimmy Buffett Will Kill You! Nine Ways to Die in Margaritaville

​If you're too drunk to pay attention to the superdepressing dirty-beach-bum-on-a-bender lyrics, Jimmy Buffet's "Margaritaville" might seem like some perfect little paradise where nobody works, the tequila is always free, and every afternoon is spent lazily "nibblin' on sponge cake" and "watchin' ... More >>

TV Marti's New Plan For Toppling Castro: Spamming Cuban Cell Phones

​For 26 years, taxpayers have poured hundreds of millions into Doral-based TV and Radio Marti to beam American news into Cuba with the idea that keeping Havana abreast of Florida Marlins' scores will inspire Cubanos to rise up against the Castros. But Fidel is far too wily for that -- the station ... More >>

Shawn Loftis's big, gay odyssey

An interview with a globetrotting, news-reporting gay porn star.

Steve Angello at LIV May 6

An interview with a globetrotting, news-reporting gay porn star.

Five Reasons Steve Angello Should Move to Miami and Become Our Full-Time Lover

​Miami is totally obsessed with Steve Angello. And obviously, the Swedish House Mafia member and Size Records label boss loves us back. How can we tell? Well, Stevie dropped the first hint when he and his fellow Mafia men -- Axwell and Sebastian Ingrosso -- co-dedicated a song to us. It's called ... More >>

A Round-Heeled Woman: MILF gets her mojo back

​Miami is totally obsessed with Steve Angello. And obviously, the Swedish House Mafia member and Size Records label boss loves us back. How can we tell? Well, Stevie dropped the first hint when he and his fellow Mafia men -- Axwell and Sebastian Ingrosso -- co-dedicated a song to us. It's called ... More >>

Best parties for New Year's Eve 2011

​Miami is totally obsessed with Steve Angello. And obviously, the Swedish House Mafia member and Size Records label boss loves us back. How can we tell? Well, Stevie dropped the first hint when he and his fellow Mafia men -- Axwell and Sebastian Ingrosso -- co-dedicated a song to us. It's called ... More >>

Playboy Magazine and Lil Jon Gonna Get Sprung at Cameo for New Year's Eve

Lil Jon is alive and well. Ditto, crunk.​There have been rumors that Playboy is going out business, and Hugh Hefner's empire of fake tits and airbrushed cellulite would wither away like the editor's wrinkly wiener after the Viagra's worn off. There was also a rumor that Lil Jon suffered a mild he ... More >>

Dwyane Wade Watch: Could He End up in NYC With LeBron and Bosh?

via Sports Pure​Let's be honest. The brightest star in the black hole of mediocrity that is the South Florida sports landscape is Dwyane Wade. As we all know, he enters free agency after this season. While we're about 75 percent sure he'll stay with the Heat, the media is going to have a lot of fu ... More >>

Super Bowl guide to sex, drugs, gambling, and living large in South Florida

via Sports Pure​Let's be honest. The brightest star in the black hole of mediocrity that is the South Florida sports landscape is Dwyane Wade. As we all know, he enters free agency after this season. While we're about 75 percent sure he'll stay with the Heat, the media is going to have a lot of fu ... More >>

If This Boat's A-Rockin'

via Sports Pure​Let's be honest. The brightest star in the black hole of mediocrity that is the South Florida sports landscape is Dwyane Wade. As we all know, he enters free agency after this season. While we're about 75 percent sure he'll stay with the Heat, the media is going to have a lot of fu ... More >>

For Leading a New Times Tour, "Porn King" Gets Banned From Fisher Island Offices

Photobucket: hungoneal69Devon Lee: Sorry my hardcore sex ruined your life, Raul!​This week's New Times story "The Golf Porn Incident" is a saga of soiled throw pillows, butt-focused putting, smut for a buck- and some very angry, but equally tight-lipped, Fisher Island officials. Apparently, unwitt ... More >>

PRL Cafe: For Sexy Communists and Beer Aficionados

​Night Watch is a regular feature about bars and clubs by nightlife columnist Tara Nieuwesteeg. On a bar-hopping tour of Hollywood, I popped into PRL Euro Cafe (1904 A Hollywood Blvd, Hollywood; 954-980-8945; prlcafe.com), a narrow venue with a few chairs at the front and a long bar extending alon ... More >>

PRL Euro Cafe in Hollywood: Curious Beers and Curious-er Patrons

​Night Watch is a regularly-occurring feature about bars and clubs, written by nightlife columnist Tara Nieuwesteeg.This week, I bar-hopped in Hollywood and stumbled into the PRL Euro Café (1904 A Hollywood Blvd, Hollywood. Call 954-980-8945 or visit prlcafe.com).  PRL is a narrow venue w ... More >>

Tales of Breakups at Splitsville, South Miami's New Bowling Alley

Anything involving preying mantises and Madonna can't be boring.

Florida's Last Sexual Surrogate

Sad stories and otherwise freaky tales.

Last Night: Hippiefest at the Seminole Hard Rock

Sad stories and otherwise freaky tales.

Booger and Borat. You Likes?

Sad stories and otherwise freaky tales.

Super Bored

How the world's biggest game spawned the world's worst halftime show

Pop Quiz

Call it a comeback — Jay-Z and Rocky are out of retirement! It's boxers versus ballers.

Dominos Deliver

Call it a comeback — Jay-Z and Rocky are out of retirement! It's boxers versus ballers.

More Mangos, Please!

Call it a comeback — Jay-Z and Rocky are out of retirement! It's boxers versus ballers.

Empty Sex

John Waters's latest farce strives for nothing more than NC-17

They Shoot Up Horses, Don't They?

Owner Michael Gill and trainer Mark Shuman, exonerated by lab test, hit back

How Sweet It Was

Lido Spa's sale to a hip hotelier is not just the end of an era -- it's a death in the family

Vinyl Viagra

Remix master Peter Rauhofer suddenly finds himself in the record business

Sex and the Single Raver, Part 2

Modern America was born for porn, and it's a growth industry right here in Miami

Porn to Sell

Product placement comes to adult videos ... hey, watch where you put that thing!

Dish

Tantric Flex

Club Coke

Forget booze. This place's big draw is cocaine served tableside.

DeFede

The Shadow King

King Mango Madness

The Shadow King