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October 20, 2011
Eat Like a Local: Jerk, Parrotfish and Rum in Jamaica
All photos by Laine DossMaking soup roadside. Jamaican men and women sell everything from fruit to steamed fish out of shacks and tents. Recently, Short Order was invited to sample the food and farms of Jamaica. In this three-part report, we shared a visit to several farms and the Bob Marley muse ... More >>
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February 18, 2011
Top Ten Sports Cheaters of All Time: From Steroid-Pumpers to Ball-Grabbers
Soccer player Vinnie Jones executing a clever "ball tackle"For more than a week, Riptide has brought you the shady plays that have turned Krop High School into a basketball powerhouse: recruiting players, inventing addresses, changing official records, and -- of course -- threatening journalists. ... More >>
Blogs
June 1, 2010
Castro Death Meter: Yes! Experts Estimate Fidel Is Now 83 Percent Dead
The newly released 7-month-old photo.Over the past year, Riptide has established itself as the global leader in Fidel Castro death- measurement technology. Give us a newly released propaganda photo of El Super Supremo, and our lab-coated head scientist, who looks like Jeff Goldblum, ... More >>
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February 11, 2010
Take a roundtrip ride on the Dade-Broward 95 Express Bus
The newly released 7-month-old photo.Over the past year, Riptide has established itself as the global leader in Fidel Castro death- measurement technology. Give us a newly released propaganda photo of El Super Supremo, and our lab-coated head scientist, who looks like Jeff Goldblum, ... More >>
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February 9, 2010
Riptide Reviews the New Dade-Broward Public Bus, Survives
An artist's interpretation of this story.It's something Miamians don't like to think about, but it's true: There exist a few unfortunate souls who are forced to periodically travel to Broward County for reasons related to work, Panthers games, and ex-wives. Now they have a bus. Miami-Dade Transi ... More >>
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January 14, 2010
Sex machine Fidel Castro is now only 56 percent dead, experts fear
An artist's interpretation of this story.It's something Miamians don't like to think about, but it's true: There exist a few unfortunate souls who are forced to periodically travel to Broward County for reasons related to work, Panthers games, and ex-wives. Now they have a bus. Miami-Dade Transi ... More >>
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January 7, 2010
Castro Death Meter: Sex Machine Fidel is Now Only 56 Percent Dead, Experts Fear
On Monday, Riptide sent recently-published photos of Fidel Castro sitting in a hospital-style wheelchair thingy to a team of high-priced lab-coat-wearing experts. The experts fed the photos, along with a copy of a new book in which a "former official" named "Ramon" claims that Fidel slept with a ... More >>
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October 8, 2009
Five reasons Miami will never host the Olympics
On Monday, Riptide sent recently-published photos of Fidel Castro sitting in a hospital-style wheelchair thingy to a team of high-priced lab-coat-wearing experts. The experts fed the photos, along with a copy of a new book in which a "former official" named "Ramon" claims that Fidel slept with a ... More >>
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October 6, 2009
Five Reasons the Olympics Will Never Come to Miami
Dave Landsberger Can we change all those rings to gold and stick a cigar in there?Last week, Rio de Janeiro beat Chicago to host the 2016 Summer Olympics. Rio and Miami share many things, including tourism, beaches, and lots of South Americans. But here are five reasons the Magic City coul ... More >>
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December 30, 2008
Pro Bowl Will Be In Miami in 2010
Some football rumors we pick up on Riptide never come true. Usain Bolt never did make his start with the Dolphins. Others are actually legitimate it seems, as the 2010 Pro Bowl will indeed be played at Dolphin Stadium a week before the Super Bowl according to AP sources. The NFL has thought about ... More >>
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August 22, 2008
Crazy Rumor: Dolphins Scouting Usain Bolt?
Some football rumors we pick up on Riptide never come true. Usain Bolt never did make his start with the Dolphins. Others are actually legitimate it seems, as the 2010 Pro Bowl will indeed be played at Dolphin Stadium a week before the Super Bowl according to AP sources. The NFL has thought about ... More >>

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Eat Like a Local: Jerk, Parrotfish and Rum in Jamaica

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Top Ten Sports Cheaters of All Time: From Steroid-Pumpers to Ball-Grabbers

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Castro Death Meter: Yes! Experts Estimate Fidel Is Now 83 Percent Dead

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Take a roundtrip ride on the Dade-Broward 95 Express Bus

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Riptide Reviews the New Dade-Broward Public Bus, Survives

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Sex machine Fidel Castro is now only 56 percent dead, experts fear

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Castro Death Meter: Sex Machine Fidel is Now Only 56 Percent Dead, Experts Fear

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Five reasons Miami will never host the Olympics

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Five Reasons the Olympics Will Never Come to Miami

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Pro Bowl Will Be In Miami in 2010

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Crazy Rumor: Dolphins Scouting Usain Bolt?

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