What could possibly be more ridiculous than dressing your puppy up for Halloween? If I, tried to put an article of clothing on my ferocious Doberman, I'd make the next day's newspaper headlines.
The story would read... Woman in an Upper Eastside neighborhood was attacked and eventually eaten by her ... More >>
If the Quinnipiac poll released last night is even close to accurate, Mitt Romney is in big trouble in Florida. The survey found Obama with a commanding nine point lead in the Sunshine State -- a huge swing from the last Q-poll before the conventions, which found the two candidates within the margin ... More >>
If you've been trying to become a vegetarian but just aren't able to find the will, there might be a solution: Go hiking with hot pants on.Apparently, experts are attributing an allergy to red meat, pork, and lamb -- in other words, all commonly consumed mammals -- to a bite from a tick, specificall ... More >>
Despite reports the University of Miami had reached out to the Big 12 conference to gauge interest in a possible move in case several ACC members leave for more Midwestern pastures, athletic director Shawn Eichorst has broken his silence on the matter. He laims the U is "committed to the ACC."
Once again, it's that time of year when America gets wasted in the name of a holiday that most of us think honors Mexican Independence.
Tequila rules, the city is on fire, and we don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn.
¡Viva Miami! Here are the ten best Cinco De Mayo 201 ... More >>
Coming to midtown...As Waylon Jennings might have put it, we were looking for Miami's up-and-coming dining scene in all the wrong places. Like, for instance, the Design District. When Michael's Genuine Food & Drink took off, followed by Fratelli Lyon, Michelle Bernstein's Sra. Martinez, and J ... More >>
The tanning tax's poster child?With a new 10 percent federal tax kicking in July 1, there's a June gloom descending on tanning salons across South Florida. The tax, which is supposed to generate some $2.7 billion over the next 10 years to help cover uninsured Americans, has spooked even the palest M ... More >>
Photo via Flickr/CC2.0The party monkey lives.The Party Monkey rides again.Saturday kicks off the Taste of MiMo season. Get ready for monthly street parties featuring bottom dollar deals on food and drink along Biscayne Boulevard in Miami's Upper Eastside from 50th to 78th streets.This Saturday's ... More >>
via facebookSorry, guys, the Williams sisters are more gangsta than you. Hell, Jelena Jankovic is more gangsta. After Randy Shannon came aboard and decided to portray the football team as a monastery, it's been up to other University of Miami athletes to pick up the slack and keep the spirit of Thug ... More >>
On Thursday, February 19, Miami New Times celebrated the end of calendar editor Patrice Elizabeth Grell Yursik's illustrious five-year career with the paper. We had a party and got drunk at Uva 69 in Miami's historic MiMo District in the Upper Eastside. At the end of the night, I fell off the roo ... More >>