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Rat Shit Central

On November 14th, 2008, the Lakes Sports Bar and Grill, located at 6125 Miami Lakes Drive, underwent a routine "Food Licensing Inspection" conducted by the Florida Department of Business & Professional Regulation. What they found was shit, from rats, and lots of it. The rat-shit code violation i ... More >>

No Spice? Not Nice

On November 14th, 2008, the Lakes Sports Bar and Grill, located at 6125 Miami Lakes Drive, underwent a routine "Food Licensing Inspection" conducted by the Florida Department of Business & Professional Regulation. What they found was shit, from rats, and lots of it. The rat-shit code violation i ... More >>

Just `Cause

On November 14th, 2008, the Lakes Sports Bar and Grill, located at 6125 Miami Lakes Drive, underwent a routine "Food Licensing Inspection" conducted by the Florida Department of Business & Professional Regulation. What they found was shit, from rats, and lots of it. The rat-shit code violation i ... More >>

Swelter 45

On November 14th, 2008, the Lakes Sports Bar and Grill, located at 6125 Miami Lakes Drive, underwent a routine "Food Licensing Inspection" conducted by the Florida Department of Business & Professional Regulation. What they found was shit, from rats, and lots of it. The rat-shit code violation i ... More >>

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Unite as ONE

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Bless the Beasts

Miami celebrates all creatures great and small.

Peace Out

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Madeleine’s Words of Wisdom

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Terrorists, but Our Terrorists

Where can terrorists find safe harbor? If you're of the Cuban exile variety, right here.

Djeli Moussa Diawara and Bob Brozman

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Ocean Blues -- From Africa to Hawaii (Melodie/Celluloid)

News of the Weird

Ocean Blues -- From Africa to Hawaii (Melodie/Celluloid)

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What could be more exciting and fulfilling than the life of a consul? Well, lots of things, actually.

Letters

What could be more exciting and fulfilling than the life of a consul? Well, lots of things, actually.

Intelligent Miamians Answer UN Leader's Call to Action

Alex Izaguirre​Just when I think all is lost in this chaotic, transient subtropical paradise I call home, some of my homies give me hope. They've demonstrated that Miami-Dade does have people who care about the world around them and are willing to raise awareness about making the world a better, s ... More >>

Poker in the Front, Burgies in the Back

Alex Izaguirre​Just when I think all is lost in this chaotic, transient subtropical paradise I call home, some of my homies give me hope. They've demonstrated that Miami-Dade does have people who care about the world around them and are willing to raise awareness about making the world a better, s ... More >>

'The World Is Coming To An End': YouTube Video Of Disastrous Haiti Quake

A massive 7.0 earthquake struck just south of Port-au-Prince last night, devastating a Haitian capital still rebuilding from multiple serious hurricanes two summers ago.Even in this age of instant information, news is only trickling out of Haiti. CNN reports this morning that there's no casualty cou ... More >>

News Roundup: Al Groh Reportedly Heading to Georgia Tech Instead

A Miami Shores man trapped in the wreckage of the collapsed UN building in Haiti was finally freed after 40 hours. [Herald]Wounded Americans in Haiti are being taken to Gitmo. [Herald]3 Lynn University students believed to had been found in Haiti are actually still unaccounted for. [CBS4]Miami-Dade ... More >>

We Want You to Give to Haiti Relief!

​Last night, South Florida's two top weekly newspapers (said modestly) Miami New Times and New Times Broward-Palm Beach donated $5,000 to Partners in Health (PIH), perhaps the most important charity in returning Haiti to normalcy after this week's monstrous earthquake.And we are cha ... More >>

Garage Tapes: Dan Black Meets Dirty Hairy

Normally, I prefer to spend my time and money in clubs that look, feel, and smell like actual garages. But this past Wednesday, I chose instead to spend my time and money in the sex dens of that 21st century disco Sodom, otherwise known as LIV. The night was long, sleazy, and decadent to the point ... More >>

It's the 2010 Cuban Election: Guess Who Won?

Cubans went to the polls Sunday to pick new political leaders. ​As far as elections go, it was another tense, too-close-to-call battle between communists and some other communists. Fifteen thousand seats were up for grab in this year's municipal assembly race, the first election in two years. In t ... More >>

Louis Maxwell's forgotten murder, Part 1

Cubans went to the polls Sunday to pick new political leaders. ​As far as elections go, it was another tense, too-close-to-call battle between communists and some other communists. Fifteen thousand seats were up for grab in this year's municipal assembly race, the first election in two years. In t ... More >>

Louis Maxwell murdered by Afghan Army, Part 2

Cubans went to the polls Sunday to pick new political leaders. ​As far as elections go, it was another tense, too-close-to-call battle between communists and some other communists. Fifteen thousand seats were up for grab in this year's municipal assembly race, the first election in two years. In t ... More >>

Hamid Karzai likely had Louis Maxwell killed

Cubans went to the polls Sunday to pick new political leaders. ​As far as elections go, it was another tense, too-close-to-call battle between communists and some other communists. Fifteen thousand seats were up for grab in this year's municipal assembly race, the first election in two years. In t ... More >>

Prostitutes Lured To Post-Quake Haiti By Promise of Relief Money and Aid Workers

via Dominican Today​Out of all the things Haiti needs right now as it continues to rebuild after this year's devastating earthquake are prostitutes. Yet, Time magazine reports today that post-quake Haiti has attracted a startling number of sex workers, mostly women from the neighboring Domini ... More >>

Is Promoting Bicycles Eroding Our Freedom and the Constitution?

​Former Miami Mayor Manny Diaz was noted for his strong advocacy for bicycling, and Miami Beach has just launched its Decobike bike sharing program. This all seems progressive and positive, but is it secretly part of a larger plot to erode our personal freedoms, undermine the American constitution ... More >>

World Hunger: Good News, Bad News

​First, the good news: The number of chronically hungry people in the world has dropped for the first time in 15 years, according to "The State of Food Insecurity in the World" report that will be jointly released by the Rome-based Food and Agriculture Organization of the United Nations (FAO) and ... More >>

Forget Bedbugs, Miami Beach Has Hookworms

via WikiCommons​Chicago and New York are currently freaking out about silly little bedbugs. They've even hit the United Nations building. Miami Beach has far scarier infestation problems: hookworms! The parasitic pest borrow through people's skins before eventually finding their way into the small ... More >>

Hemp Energy Drink? Try Chillo.

​Hemp, that beloved fiber of the cannabis sativa plant, seems to be popping up in everything you buy these days.  Look online and you'll find clothing, body lotion, paper, granola, milk, butter and protein bars all touting the benefits of this popular plant.  But don't be fooled. You won ... More >>

Joe Sacco Tries To Solve a 54-Year Old Mystery In 'Footnotes In Gaza'

​Joe Sacco's latest project - the 418-page journalistic graphic novel "Footnotes in Gaza" - was borne of an editor's harsh cuts. Working on a project in Gaza for Harper's Magazine, Sacco was amazed to learn that virtually nada had been written about the worst Palestinian mass killing in the r ... More >>

Archbishop Wenski to Deliver Mass Tonight to Commemorate One Year Anniversary of Deadly Haiti Earthquake

Marco Dormino (UN) via Wikimedia CommonsA year after a devastating earthquake, Haiti still struggles to recover.​At 4:53 p.m. this afternoon, the church bells of St. Mary's Cathedral will ring out over Little Haiti and the rest of Miami. Sadly, the occasion won't be a wedding but the remembrance o ... More >>

Bedbug Menace Slowly Making Its Way to South Florida

​New York City is under the persistent attack of bedbugs, with even fancy and iconic joints like the Waldorf Astoria hotel, the Empire State Building, and United Nations headquarters succumbing to infestation. There's now evidence that the great bedbug threat may soon be elevating in South Florida ... More >>

Terry Jones' Koran Burning Inspires Afghan Riot That Kills 12 U.N. Workers

​When lunatic Gainesville pastor Terry Jones announced his plan to burn Korans at his tiny church, no less an authority than Gen. David Petreaus warned that there would be consequences in places like Afghanistan where fellow religious lunatics look for any such provocation for bloodshed. Jones wen ... More >>

Twenty-Two Dead in Afghan Protests Over Florida Koran Burning, But is Terry Jones Directly to Blame?

​Twenty-two people, including several United Nations workers, have been killed in Afghanistan during protests over Florida pastor Terry Jones's burning of a Koran in his tiny Gainesville church. Jones, who had postponed the burning after threatening to hold International Burn a Koran Day on the ni ... More >>

Obama Nominates Kendrick Meek to United Nations Post

​We're actually kind of surprised it took this long for someone to appoint Kendrick Meek to something. The White House has announced that it will nominate the former South Florida congressman to a representative position at the United Nations.

Florida Tea Party Group Thinks Saving Manatees Is Part of Mass Godless Conspiracy

​Members of Florida Tea Party groups are so upset with the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service's efforts to save manatees that they are claiming that new rules to possibly be imposed in famous Kings Bay would not only go against the Bible, but also are part of a vast United Nations conspiracy ... More >>

Celebrate National Chocolate Covered Insect Day with Chocolate Covered Grasshoppers

by Manataka American Indian Council​Today is National Chocolate Covered Insect day. You've probably consumed your fair share of bugs during your lifetime -- either as a kid stuffing dirt in your mouth or last week when you yawned while riding around on your bike.No need to panic -- most insects ar ... More >>

Common Threads Benefit: Exclusive Menu Preview

Michelle Bernstein will host the World Festival to benefit Common Threads​Coconut Grove's Cruz Building (in the old Christabelle's Quarter space) will turn into the United Nations for the second annual World Festival Miami tomorrow, November 15 to benefit Common Threads.Chef Michelle Bernstein wil ... More >>