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May 25, 2012
Dwyane Wade Scores 41 as Heat Advance to Eastern Conference Finals
Remember when Dwyane Wade crapped the bed last week and we all wrote him off, like a bunch of assholes? Pffft.Wade dropped 41 points in Miami's 105-93 beatdown of the Indiana Pacers. MV3 scored 20 of his 41 in the second quarter, going 8-for-11 from the floor, and leading the Heat past what had bec ... More >>
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May 23, 2012
Dexter Pittman Briefly Succeeds in Making People Aware Dexter Pittman Exists With Three Game Suspension
Who knows what goes through a basketball player's mind when he spends the vast majority of the time sitting on the bench during such a heated and important playoff series. Perhaps the Miami Heat's Dexter Pittman thought to himself, "Man, the whole world is watching this series, and ain't no one gonn ... More >>
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May 18, 2012
Dwyane Wade Implodes as Heat Fall Into 2-1 Hole Against the Pacers
Up until last night, the story of this Eastern Conference semi-final was Chris Bosh's abdominal strain and how much the Heat would miss him. But after last night's 94-75 blowout loss to the Pacers, the story is now how Dwyane Wade magically transformed into an amorphous blob of basketball shittiness ... More >>
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April 20, 2012
Heat Take Down Bulls In Chippy Affair
Last night's game between the Miami Heat and Chicago Bulls at the American Airlines Arena was as close to a playoff atmosphere as you're going to get in a game that was mostly meaningless, but also mostly amazeballs.Spurred by LeBron James and Dwyane Wade, Miami took down the Bulls 83-72 in a game t ... More >>
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March 8, 2012
LeBron, Wade and Udonis Publicly Recruit Peyton Manning, Also Beat the Hawks
After struggling for most of last night's game against the Atlanta Hawks, the Miami Heat finally decided to stop dicking around and began to hit their shots and play their anaconda-style defense just in time to comeback from as much as 10 points and beat Atlanta 89-86.More importantly however, be ... More >>
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March 8, 2012
Sorry Dolfans, Peyton Manning Is Not Your Next Dan Marino
Luther Campbell, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. In this special edition, Luke says Peyton Manning will not win a Super Bowl with the Miami Dolphins.Now that the Indianapolis Colts have ... More >>
Music
January 26, 2012
Miami's 12 up-and-coming bands, producers, and promoters
Luther Campbell, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. In this special edition, Luke says Peyton Manning will not win a Super Bowl with the Miami Dolphins.Now that the Indianapolis Colts have ... More >>
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January 25, 2012
Chris Bosh Is A Smooth Operator: Heat Take Down Cavs
BoshBalls!The Miami Heat seemed to have been sleepwalking through the first three quarters of last night's game against the Cleveland Cavaliers. And all that dicking around might have cost them the game if not for Chris Bosh blowing up with his 17 fourth-quarter points.Miami was able to sustain s ... More >>
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January 23, 2012
Miami's 12 Bands, Producers, and Promoters Set to Take Over the Scene in 2012
With the first month of 2012 dead and gone, it's time to take a survey of up-and-coming South Florida music and maybe try to predict what the rest of the year has in store. This is not a best-of list. Nor is it a complete appraisal of South Florida's expansive nightlife sphere and its million m ... More >>
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December 9, 2011
James Jones and Mario Chalmers Will Return to the Heat (at a Discount)
Today is finally the beginning of the NBA's free-agency period, and with the Heat's first game a little more than two weeks away, the team will have to work fast and furious to nail the roster down. We've already gotten news that Shane Battier and Eddy Curry will be new guys on the block, bu ... More >>
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November 24, 2011
Karelle Levy: Neon-Knit Fashion Icon
Today is finally the beginning of the NBA's free-agency period, and with the Heat's first game a little more than two weeks away, the team will have to work fast and furious to nail the roster down. We've already gotten news that Shane Battier and Eddy Curry will be new guys on the block, bu ... More >>
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November 21, 2011
LeBron James and Dwyane Wade Embark on "Homecoming Tour"
The Heat's LeBron James and Dwyane Wade are about to embark on a "homecoming tour" of charity games with several other NBA stars. Unfortunately for us, "homecoming" does not mean another charity game in Florida. Instead, the four-city tour will include James's and Wade's actual hometowns of Akron ... More >>
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September 6, 2011
O'Grime's "Valanciunas" Basketball Tribute Track Gets Major Play in Lithuanian Arenas
How #Swag you think they keep it in Lithuania?Last week, O'Grime -- the fresh faces at the front of Miami's #Swag hip-hop contingency -- dropped their new single, "Valanciunas (Big V Lithuanian Hero)," a tribute to Lithuanian sports star and Toronto Raptors draft pick Jonas Valanciunas. As the t ... More >>
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August 12, 2011
Swag Out With O'Grime and Metro Zu at the Crossfade Music Series August 25
O'Grime's L. Rey says, "Swag!"Way back in June, we dropped the inaugural edition of the Crossfade music series at The Stage. It was a drunk punk rager starring Furious Dudes, Bulletproof Tiger, and Secret Arms. By the end of July, a full moon had risen. And so we wandered off into the woods, suc ... More >>
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July 18, 2011
Chris Bosh Got Hitched at the Fontainebleau This Weekend
via Global GrindDespite the fact that he may have gotten legally married to Adrienne Williams shortly before the playoffs, Chris Bosh made it official this weekend with a lavish ceremony at the Fontainebleau on Miami Beach. (Yes, the same place where the Mavs celebrated their finals win.) Unlike ... More >>
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June 13, 2011
Miami Heat vs. Dallas Mavericks NBA Finals Game 6: Kaput
After winning Game six 105-95, the Dallas Mavericks are NBA champions. Meanwhile, the Miami Heat are left with a shitload of questions, LeBron James will continue to be haunted by his Finals failure, and Heat fans everywhere are walking around feeling like their favorite uncle just placed his wie ... More >>
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June 9, 2011
The Heat Is On! A White Hot Mixtape to Help James, Wade, and Bosh Win Game Five
We will win. We WILL win.Alright, we didn't quite heat up the court on Tuesday night. Spirits are down, but the game was close. We just need a little collective faith and musical healing so that we can help our team actually win the Finals. We've already heard all those incredible fan-made ... More >>
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June 1, 2011
Dallas Mavericks vs. Miami Heat Game 1: Winning Time
If you're a fan of low scoring games, low-percentage shooting and sleep depravity, then Game 1 of the NBA Finals was the game for you!LeBron James scored 24 while Dwyane Wade added 22 and Chris Bosh went for 19 as the Miami Heat took down the Dallas Mavericks 92-84 to take the first game of the b ... More >>
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May 24, 2011
Heat-Bulls Game 4/Election-Results Live Blog-a-palooza
Big night in Miami tonight. On one side, the Miami Heat hosting the Chicago Bulls in Game 4 of the Eastern Conference Finals. On the other, the Miami-Dade elections. What's a good Miamian to do? Watch the game? Check on the election results?Well, don't fret, good citizen. Just stay with us t ... More >>
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May 19, 2011
Miami Heat vs. Chicago Bulls: They're Just a Bunch of Wieners
With the help of local boy Udonis Haslem, the Heat nailed the Bulls last night 85-75. Now we come back to Miami for re-ignition of this NBA Eastern Conference Finals sausage fest on Saturday at 8:30 p.m. Since we're foodies, not sports handicappers, we decided to do a "playoff" of the food kind - pi ... More >>
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April 4, 2011
Frank Martin to Miami Rumors Already Flying
With the strange but not unwelcome departure of Frank Haith for the University of Missouri, UM is now in the market for a new head basketball coach.And less than five hours after the vacancy became public knowledge, rumors are already flying over who might take the helm at the struggling ACC hoop ... More >>
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March 31, 2011
Coach Bernard Wright's talent trap
With the strange but not unwelcome departure of Frank Haith for the University of Missouri, UM is now in the market for a new head basketball coach.And less than five hours after the vacancy became public knowledge, rumors are already flying over who might take the helm at the struggling ACC hoop ... More >>
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February 22, 2011
Chris Bosh's Baby Mama Allison Mathis Joining VH1's Basketball Wives
via DeadspinReal Housewives of Miami premiers tonight, but Basketball Wives, that other Miami-set show about bickering bimbos, may have just stolen its local shine with news that they've snagged a lady connected to one of the Miami Heat's big three for their next season. TMZ reports that Allison ... More >>
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February 17, 2011
Krop's basketball coach skirts recruiting rules
via DeadspinReal Housewives of Miami premiers tonight, but Basketball Wives, that other Miami-set show about bickering bimbos, may have just stolen its local shine with news that they've snagged a lady connected to one of the Miami Heat's big three for their next season. TMZ reports that Allison ... More >>
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February 13, 2011
Shakey Situation: Krop High Shouldn't Have Escaped Disqualification
Steve SatterwhiteBernard Wright (center, standing) flanks coach Shakey Rodriguez during their FIU days.This news story will appear in Wednesday's issue of New Times. It includes reporting that was published last week on our news blog, and which was referenced without attribution in this weeke ... More >>
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February 9, 2011
Disqualified Krop Baller Bryan Delancy's Sketchy Living Situation
At three this afternoon at a Downtown courthouse, attorneys representing Dr. Michael Krop High will argue that the disqualification of one of the school's basketball players over an immigration issue is illegal. Whether Florida's number-one ranked high school team qualifies for the playoffs hangs ... More >>
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January 4, 2011
LeBron James Decides Heat's Nickname is "The Heatles," Unfortunately
Back when LeBron James and Chris Bosh joined Dwyane Wade down here in Miami there was a mini-obsession with finding the perfect nickname for them. There was talks of Miami Thrice, MV3, the James Gang, and even three-headed shitstorm. Though, we never really settled on anything, did we? Well, the ... More >>
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December 20, 2010
Frank Martin Is Not a 'Scapegoat': New Times Busted Him Cold at Miami High
via K-State AthleticsThis weekend marked the homecoming of Frank Martin, a Miami native who's turned the Kansas State Wildcats into a Top 10 basketball team. If you read the Herald's glowing piece on Martin though, you may have stumbled over a couple quick sentences: Martin "was fired" as coach o ... More >>
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December 2, 2010
Cavlier Attitude
via K-State AthleticsThis weekend marked the homecoming of Frank Martin, a Miami native who's turned the Kansas State Wildcats into a Top 10 basketball team. If you read the Herald's glowing piece on Martin though, you may have stumbled over a couple quick sentences: Martin "was fired" as coach o ... More >>
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August 27, 2010
New Jersey is Better Than Miami: Diner Edition
John Zur11th Street Diner, Miami Beach.Dear Miami, Hailing from the great state of New Jersey, I was privileged to growing up with the best pizza, bakeries, delis, and diners in the country. With over 500 diners in "The Garden State," Jersey is The Diner Capital of the World. It's something to be ... More >>
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July 21, 2010
Miami Heat Lands the Prized Free Agent of 1996
Even after 14 long years, Pat Riley is a man who gets what he wants. Why? Because he's Pat Frickin' Riley, that's why. The Miami Heat signed free agent forward Juwan Howard yesterday to the veteran's minimum of $1.4 million. Back in 1996, and with much fanfare, Howard signed a $101 million deal ... More >>
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April 22, 2010
Ten Possibly Immoral Ways The Heat Could Beat the Celtics
via Keith Allison/ Wiki Commons cc2.0Things aren't looking too good for our beloved Miami Heat in the playoffs right now. Especially after their disastrous 106-77 loss to the Celtics on Tuesday. Even an inspired performance by Dwyane Wade can't ensure a win. Sure, we'll get ho ... More >>
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April 12, 2010
Miami Heat vs. New York Knicks: Wade Beats the Knicks with One Hand
Other than Twitpics of Dorell Wright's dong, it's the worst thing a Miami Heat fan can ever see: Dwayne Wade, grimacing in pain with team doctors checking his wrist. It happened last night after the first half of Miami's 111-98 win over the New York Knicks. But with playoff seedings still up in t ... More >>
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April 9, 2010
Basketball Wives' Evelyn Lozada on Pat Riley, Khloe Kardashian, and Why It's Hard to Keep a Man in Miami
Our fair city has been under siege from an army of reality television crew cameras. What with Snooki strutting about town in DIY Lady Gaga glasses, Oxygen's Bad Girls Club doing god knows what, the Kardashians deeply involved in capturing absolutely nothing of interest on camera and calling it a ... More >>
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March 1, 2010
Miami Heat vs. Orlando Magic: Behind the Eight Ball
Well, it's official. Dwyane Wade needs a crap-load of help. Sure it was great to see D-Wade back in action last night after being sidelined with a strained calf since February 17. But even with Wade doing his usual routine of denting asses in a single bound, the Miami Heat continued to suffer fro ... More >>
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February 18, 2010
No Boozer or Big Trade for Miami; Wade's OK, But Will He Stay?
It was already clear that we wouldn't be getting Amar'e, but last minute rumors that The Heat might be landing Carlos Boozer from the Utah Jazz appeared to be unfounded."That was like, huh, what?'' Jazz general manager Kevin O'Connor said this afternoon, according to the Deseret News.So that means n ... More >>
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February 11, 2010
Miami Heat vs. Atlanta Hawks: Kiss the Cook
Did we just wake up in Bizarro World? Because usually when the Heat visits Atlanta, the Hawks tend to go all Cirque du Soleil on their asses with their slam dunk aerial assaults, sparking the home crowd into a frenzy and causing Josh Smith to hop up and down and act like a prick. But last night, ... More >>
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January 7, 2010
Controlling the Pace
Did we just wake up in Bizarro World? Because usually when the Heat visits Atlanta, the Hawks tend to go all Cirque du Soleil on their asses with their slam dunk aerial assaults, sparking the home crowd into a frenzy and causing Josh Smith to hop up and down and act like a prick. But last night, ... More >>
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December 8, 2009
Heat Ladies Set to Embarrass Selves on VH1's Basektball Wives
via PSDReal Housewives of the NBA, probably couldn't be used for legal reasons, but reality TV's love affair with ladies who lunch (and then throw it at each other) continues with VH1's upcoming Basketball Wives.While it may not satiate our need for a Miami version of Bravo's weave snatchin', table ... More >>
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November 4, 2009
News Roundup
In order to move forward on that wonderful "Slot Machines in the Airport" idea, the County Commission ok'd the Airport's pursuit of getting a horse racing permit. [SFBJ]Burn Notice star Jeffrey Donovan traveled to Tallahassee yesterday to ask that the government facilitate the filming of more televi ... More >>
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September 11, 2008
Dwyane Wade Snubs the Masses at Nikki Marina
The Olympic gold medalist steps off a yacht and heads for the VIP section
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June 27, 2008
Miami Heat Draft Recap: The Ghost of Harold Miner Has Been Exorcized
The Olympic gold medalist steps off a yacht and heads for the VIP section
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March 11, 2008
The Party Crasher - Rick Ross Trilla Release Party at Mansion
The Olympic gold medalist steps off a yacht and heads for the VIP section
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September 22, 2005
Fur Love
The Olympic gold medalist steps off a yacht and heads for the VIP section
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August 25, 2005
Streetball Legends
The hoops players at Moore Park may be amateurs, but they are very intense
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August 13, 1998
Newsflash: The State Stuffs the Stingarees
The hoops players at Moore Park may be amateurs, but they are very intense
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July 2, 1998
Double Dribbling
With the clock running down, Miami High principal Victor Lopez fights back
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March 26, 1998
Throw Away the Rule Book
The agency charged with overseeing Florida's high school sports refuses to investigate Miami High's tainted basketball program
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March 5, 1998
Traveling Team
Fourteen of the the fifteen players on the current Stingaree roster appear to hail from outside the Miami Senior High School attendance zone
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