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May 23, 2012
Heat Take 3-2 Lead As Things Get Physical
LeBron James and Dwyane Wade combined for 58 points and the Miami Heat shot a franchise-best 61 percent from the field as they blew out the Indiana Pacers 115-83 last night. The series now heads back to Indiana with Miami up 3-2.But because this is the Miami Heat and because everyone needs a reason ... More >>
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May 21, 2012
LeBron Makes History and D-Wade Bounces Back as the Heat Tie Series 2-2
What's better than having one face-cleaving rim wrecking badass mother cow on your basketball team? TWO face-cleaving rim wrecking badass mother cows.In front of a capacity crowd of Indiana fans waving a golden shower of yellow towels, and a Pacers team that had gotten a little too cocky for its own ... More >>
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April 13, 2012
Heat Get Nothing From Bench, Lose to Bulls in OT
Holy shit bananas, that was rough.The Miami Heat dropped a gut-wrenching loss to the Chicago Bulls 96-86 in overtime last night.And while the game is meaningless in terms of overall playoff importance, it still feels like Heat fans got their collective cocks slammed in a Metrobus door. WILL SOMEONE ... More >>
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March 14, 2012
Tattoo Artists Fight For Their Right to Ink at Home Under Restrictive New Florida Laws
Few cities, if any, have helped push tattoos into the American zeitgeist more than Miami. Between Rick Ross, Miami Ink, and Udonis Haslem's Sunshine State-covered back, there's no shortage of carved skin in the Magic City. In the early '90s there were just several dozen parlors. Nowadays, there are ... More >>
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March 5, 2012
Heat Fall to the Lakers as Masked Kobe Drops 33
Kobe Bryant and his broken face scored 33 points, as he and the Lakers took down the Miami Heat 93-83 yesterday, handing Miami their second consecutive loss.It was the first meeting between L.A. and Miami since Dwyane Wade inadvertently broke Kobe's nose during a hard foul in the All Star game la ... More >>
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February 23, 2012
In Miami Heat's Chapel, Jeremy Lin Prayed A Month Ago He'd Make the Knicks Squad
It's hard to believe that just a month ago, Jeremy Lin was hanging on to his spot on the New York Knicks' roster by a mere thread. The struggling team was considering cutting him. He traveled with the team to Miami on January 27th. He didn't play a single minute in the game, but he did visit the ... More >>
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February 22, 2012
Heat Avoid Trap-Game by Beating the Kings, LeBron Does A Silly Dance
The Miami Heat just won their seventh-straight game. Dwyane Wade has been a one-man wrecking ball during that time.And last night, in the Heat's 120-108 victory over the visiting Sacramento Kings, D-Wade brought his game to new ball-mashing mayhem heights, scoring 30 points on 11-of-16 shooting, get ... More >>
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February 22, 2012
Udonis Haslem Really Is Thinking About Running for Mayor of Miami
After last night's game against the Kings, Miami Heat coach Erik Spoelstra joked that Udonis Haslem will "eventually ...be mayor of this town." Turns out that Haslem has actually given some thought to a political future, and may someday actually run for mayor of Miami. Watch out, Tomas Regalado.&nbs ... More >>
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February 16, 2012
Cinco de Awesome
After last night's game against the Kings, Miami Heat coach Erik Spoelstra joked that Udonis Haslem will "eventually ...be mayor of this town." Turns out that Haslem has actually given some thought to a political future, and may someday actually run for mayor of Miami. Watch out, Tomas Regalado.&nbs ... More >>
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January 31, 2012
O'Grime Dedicate "Kush Smoke & Pussy" to "Women Who Smoke Weed"
Whenever O'Grime's L.Rey and Nikolais Javan ain't too busy playing video games and enjoying domework, they're cranking out absurd and amazing rap vids dedicated to stuff like strippers ass-smashing Nachos Supreme, the handsomeness of Miami Heat center Udonis Haslem, or "#Planking On Yo Bitch." ... More >>
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January 11, 2012
Heat Blow 17-Point Lead, Lose to Warriors, Let's Everybody Overreact!
While you were sleeping last night, the Miami Heat offense also fell asleep in the fourth quarter of their 111-106 overtime loss to the Golden State Warriors.It was a game of turnovers, sloppy play, Mario Chalmers dribbling basketballs off his foot, Udonis Haslem missing dunks, LeBron James ... More >>
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December 12, 2011
Get Free Tickets to the Premiere of Miami Heat's Into the Fire Documentary
The Heat may not have a celebration quite like last year's infamous pre-season pep rally planned to kick off the season -- but maybe that's because they want you to relive that welcoming party all over again. The Heat are about to unleash a documentary film, Into the Fire, and lucky fans will get ... More >>
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November 28, 2011
Mike Miller Probably Won't Be With The Heat Next Season
Say good bye to Mike Miller Heat fans. He'll likely be the team's biggest casualty following the new deal reached between players and owners. Miller made headlines earlier this month by putting his South Florida home on the market, and it's looking like that wasn't such hasty move.&nb ... More >>
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November 24, 2011
Miami People 2011
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November 24, 2011
Udonis Haslem: Standing Tall for the Kids
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November 23, 2011
Miami People 2011 Issue Out On Newsstands Today
Orietta De LuqueFor months, we've been working hard to put together our Miami People 2011 issue. We dedicated most of this week's editorial space highlighting 30 of the city's most intriguing artists, athletes, intellectuals, and visionaries through photographs and interviews. Not all of them are ... More >>
Music
August 25, 2011
Metro Zu and O'Grime for the Crossfade music series at the Stage August 25
Orietta De LuqueFor months, we've been working hard to put together our Miami People 2011 issue. We dedicated most of this week's editorial space highlighting 30 of the city's most intriguing artists, athletes, intellectuals, and visionaries through photographs and interviews. Not all of them are ... More >>
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August 8, 2011
O'Grime's "#Planking On Yo Bitch" Video In Honor of National Plank Day
Plank! Plank! Plank!According to the ultimate authority on everything that matters (AKA Facebook), the entire United States of America (or 2,266 FB members) spent last Thursday celebrating National Plank Day. Organizer Dylan Pruitt encouraged "all you cool Planksters out there" to "planksafe," ... More >>
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June 16, 2011
People & Places Readers' Poll Winners
Plank! Plank! Plank!According to the ultimate authority on everything that matters (AKA Facebook), the entire United States of America (or 2,266 FB members) spent last Thursday celebrating National Plank Day. Organizer Dylan Pruitt encouraged "all you cool Planksters out there" to "planksafe," ... More >>
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June 13, 2011
Lil B Acts Swag and Raps Over Pre-Recorded Tracks at Eve, June 12
Teresa LiberatoreLil B rocking the LeBron look.Lil B With O'Grime and YNG June 12, 2011 Better Than: The outcome of the NBA Finals. Last night, hip-hop cult sensation Lil B performed to a small crowd at downtown nightclub Eve. The event was announced the day before, promoted almost exclusively on ... More >>
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June 7, 2011
"Udonis Haslem," O'Grime, and Metro Zu Say: "F%$# the Mavericks, Bitch!"
A friendly message for the Mavs.The last time Crossfade got weird with the O'Grime boys, we bumrushed a Taco Bell, scrubbed ourselves down with Mexican meat, and wasted $400 on 15 minutes with a stripper slathered in nacho cheese. In a word, it was awesome. And really, there's only one scenario ... More >>
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June 2, 2011
Pepe Billete's Top Five Reasons The Miami Heat Will Win The NBA Title
Oye, Guanabacoa's most famous resident since Rick Sanchez is guaranteeing the Miami Heat will pick up its second Larry O'Brian trophy in the NBA Finals.In his latest YouTube video, Pepe Billete explains why the Dallas Mavericks suck ass while partaking in one of his favorite past times. We've loo ... More >>
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June 1, 2011
Miami Heat Players Restaurant Choices Show They Go Big or Go Home
Let 'em eat donuts.If you made $15 million a year, where would you eat? If you asked the top stars on the Championship-bound Miami Heat, and you'll get some surprising answers. Miami Heat players, who can often be found chowing down at Prime 112, are as likely to order a $4 Big Mac as to fork ov ... More >>
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May 19, 2011
Udonis Haslem and His Amazing Feats of Awesome
In Game 1 of the Eastern Conference finals, the Miami Heat had zero answers for the Chicago Bulls and their insane rebounding prowess, sharp shooting, monster dunks and screamy faces. But in last night's Game 2, the Heat answered with the one-two punch of LeBron James and the ball obliterating re ... More >>
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May 3, 2011
Will Udonis Haslem (and Shaq) Return Tonight?
The last time the Heat was in the second round of the NBA playoffs, Udonis Haslem and Shaquille O'Neal were a big part of the team. Will history, though a bit altered, repeat itself tonight in Game 2 against the Boston Celtics? Update: Nope.
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April 14, 2011
Report: Old New Times Investigation Keeping Miami From Calling Frank Martin
We've theorized that the main reason University of Miami hasn't called basketball coach Frank Martin yet is because of his scandalous past at a Miami High School. Well, today an off-the-record source tells The Miami Herald that those skeletons in the closet may very well in fact be the main reaso ... More >>
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March 15, 2011
Udonis Haslem Returns to Practice, Might Play Again Soon
Fan favorite, Miami Heat co-captain, and only actual local boy on the team, Udonis Haslem has returned to practice after tearing a ligament in his foot this past November. ESPN reports Haslem took part in shooting drills during team practice yesterday and that a return to competition before t ... More >>
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November 25, 2010
Enforcer Down
Fan favorite, Miami Heat co-captain, and only actual local boy on the team, Udonis Haslem has returned to practice after tearing a ligament in his foot this past November. ESPN reports Haslem took part in shooting drills during team practice yesterday and that a return to competition before t ... More >>
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September 16, 2010
Udonis Haslem's Drug Charges Dropped
When the Miami Heat's Udonis Haslem was charged by the Florida Highway Patrol with a third degree felony of possessing more than 20 grams of marijuana things seemed shady. We went as far as to call it a "miscarriage of justice." Now, the State Attorney's Office has dropped all charges against the ho ... More >>
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August 16, 2010
Udonis Haslem's Pot Arrest Seems Like a Shady Miscarriage of Justice
Normally when a sports star gets arrested on drug charges, it's the athlete who has to answer the hard questions. But following yesterday's arrest of Miami Heat fan favorite Udonis Haslem, it's the Florida Highway Patrol that seems to have some explaining to do.
News
July 22, 2010
Uncle Luke schools LeBron James and Chris Bosh on living in Miami-Dade County
Normally when a sports star gets arrested on drug charges, it's the athlete who has to answer the hard questions. But following yesterday's arrest of Miami Heat fan favorite Udonis Haslem, it's the Florida Highway Patrol that seems to have some explaining to do.
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May 12, 2010
How a Hungover Ref Almost Cost the Miami Heat a Game in the 2006 Playoffs
In an ideal sports world, referees would not be humans. They'd be highly functioning subhumans devoid of any emotion, desires and just about anything but the sole focus to fairly enforce the rules of the game. Of course, they are humans. Humans who like to get drunk and piss in ice buckets. Human ... More >>
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April 8, 2010
Miami Heat vs. Philadelphia 76ers: That's Nine Wins, Baby
The Miami Heat squeezed past an awful Philadelphia 76ers team last night in a win that can only be described as "Eleanor Rooseveltian." But as unsightly as it may have been, a win is a win. Last night's 99-95 victory was Miami's ninth in a row. That makes nine straight wins and 10 games over .500 ... More >>
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April 1, 2010
Scrap Heat
The Miami Heat squeezed past an awful Philadelphia 76ers team last night in a win that can only be described as "Eleanor Rooseveltian." But as unsightly as it may have been, a win is a win. Last night's 99-95 victory was Miami's ninth in a row. That makes nine straight wins and 10 games over .500 ... More >>
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March 29, 2010
Miami Heat vs. Toronto Raptors: It's All About the U
Udonis Haslem will rock your face off. It's just that simple.Last night, the Heat overcame a 17-point deficit to defeat the visiting Toronto Raptors 97-94. Haslem led the team with 23 points, with the help of some guy named Dwyane Wade. With Wade doing all the heavy lifting for the Heat (we know, ... More >>
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November 23, 2009
News Roundup
The ringleader of the Liberty City Seven gets 13 years in jail. [Reuters]A 2-month-old baby received a liver transplant at Holtz Children's Hospital. [CBS4]A student at Miami Norland Senior High has been hospitalized after an attack with a hair pick. [Herald]SportsThe Heat beat the Hornets last nigh ... More >>
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September 15, 2009
Kreyol Rapper Mecca a.k.a. Grimo's Thoughts On TPS for Haitians
Mecca aka Grimo is an American of Haitian descent who raps in English and Kreyol for Wyclef's Sak Pase Records label. Listen above for his interview with Cheryl Mizell on WEDR 99 Jamz's Community Voices show from 6 - 7 am on Saturday.Did you know that Haitians fought in the Siege of Savannah in 17 ... More >>
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April 9, 2009
It’s All About the Seeding
Mecca aka Grimo is an American of Haitian descent who raps in English and Kreyol for Wyclef's Sak Pase Records label. Listen above for his interview with Cheryl Mizell on WEDR 99 Jamz's Community Voices show from 6 - 7 am on Saturday.Did you know that Haitians fought in the Siege of Savannah in 17 ... More >>
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January 29, 2009
Blown Call
The Heat hosts the bottom-dwelling Clippers.
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December 4, 2008
Jordan Bobcats
Miami welcomes MJ’s team for a little payback.
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November 9, 2007
The Party Crasher - Grand Opening Party of The Park Sports Club
Miami welcomes MJ’s team for a little payback.
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April 12, 2007
The Heat Take the Division
Miami welcomes MJ’s team for a little payback.
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February 1, 2007
Gotta Have Faith
Sometimes Love Just Ain’t Enough
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December 21, 2006
Golden Boy
Udonis proves he’s king of the hill
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December 21, 2006
Holiday Hoop Dreams
Bling in the season for a reason
News
February 24, 2005
Sanitized by the Herald
Bling in the season for a reason
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May 13, 2004
BEST HEAT HOMEBOY
Udonis Haslem
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June 18, 1998
Disqualifying the Dream Team
Miami High's successful sports teams get their comeuppance
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May 21, 1998
Stung Again
Miami High's principal comes out swinging as new questions arise about his school's baseball and soccer squads
News
March 5, 1998
Dream Team
For years Miami Senior High School has fielded one of the best basketball teams in the nation. But getting into the record books has meant tossing out the rule books.
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