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Marlins' Terrible Home-Run Sculpture Cost More Than Most of Their Roster

Hope you're psyched for Opening Day, Miami! Your hometown Marlins are off to a roaring start. If by "roaring," you mean they're tied for the worst record in baseball, have scored just 14 runs in six games, and are so desperate for a first-baseman they held open auditions yesterday, that is.Just in c ... More >>

FIU Basketball Coach Richard Pitino Hired by Minnesota

It's one and done at FIU for head basketball coach Richard Pitino. According to ESPN, Pitino has been hired to fill the vacancy at the University of Minnesota after just one season as the Golden Panthers' top dog.See also:- FIU Might Redesign Their Basketball Court to Look Like a Cheesy Beach Towel

50 WTF Quotes From Ultra 2013

"What the fuck does unicorn taste like?" Stardust. Rainbows. Maybe black-market horse meat from Miami's C-9 basin. There's really no way to know, though. Because this fabulous one-horned equine creature doesn't actually exist. Except when you're raving, raging, and tripping out at Ultra Music Fest ... More >>

Miami Hurricanes Basketball Moves to NCAA Championship

Gabby Douglas's Hairy Situation

Would Brother Jimmy's BBQ Really Ban NFL Commish Roger Goodell?

Read Also: Brother Jimmy's Brings Carolina to Heart of Mary BrickellBrother Jimmy's BBQ just opened in Mary Brickell Village and tongues are wagging. Yes, people are talking about the brisket and the oversized drinks served in fishbowls...but they're also talking about a sign posted right on the fro ... More >>

How to Save Florida's Economy: Make Everything a Nudist Colony!

Like many small business owner on Florida, Paul Hodges has been struggling over the past few years. His Cocoa Beach motel, the Fawlty Towers, has seen its profits plummet. So, he's come up with a new plan to jolt his bottom line. Starting tomorrow the Fawlty Towers will now be a nudist colony. Nudit ... More >>

Archbishop Thomas Wenski: Tea Party conservative and church radical

Miami Central High's remarkable journey

Miami Central Football Ranked #2 in Nation According to USA Today

via elitescoutingservices.comMiami Central is the second best team in the nation​Local high school Miami Central has the second best football team in the nation, according to a new poll by USA Today.The poll pointed to Central's 12 returning starters (six on offense, six on defense) in picking the ... More >>

Castro Death Meter: Panic! Dismay! Fidel Only 38 Percent Dead!

Fidel was not that dead during his interview on Cuban TV, analysts fear.This week, a nation was compelled to watch as a bearded egomaniac from an impoverished region took to live TV for an overblown announcement. LeBron schmebron. On Monday, the original self-proclaimed king with a six-foot-eight ... More >>

Canes Got Sugar

Miami versus FSU rocked. Next up: Stanford.

John Timoney, America’s Worst Cop

He has spent 138 days on the road in just a few years on the job. Who’s minding the Miami Police Department?

Catastrophic Kitsch

"Cathartic" makes tragedy trite at Abba Fine Art

Blind Date

Tasha Joseph's Website shows fiction is stranger than truth

Bah, Humbug

Duking it out over baby Jesus on Bay Harbor Islands

Duh Press

Fear and self-loathing at the Minority Report junket

Live from Havana, It's Mesa Redonda!

Thanks to one show, an unprecedented amount of foreign news is airing in Cuba -- but it ain't Nightline yet

Bad News

Battered by severe budget cuts, staff reductions, and sudden management changes, the Miami Heraldconfronts its uncertain future

Sex! Sin! Sensation!

That's El Nuevo Herald. All the news that's fit to print, as long as it's short, simple, and easy to read.

Have Bullhorn, Will Travel

Most anti-Castro groups shun partisan presidential politics, but not Miguel Saavedra and his merry band of protesters

Almost Famous

Sex and the City author Candace Bushnell isn't Carrie Bradshaw. Like, really.

By His Own Creed

Hamlet

Our Hero the Drug Dealer

The feds call Rickey Brownlee one of South Florida's biggest narco-traffickers. His friends and neighbors in Opa-locka call him a valiant victim.

Anarchy Is Okay

Addicted to Addiction

University of Miami's Deborah Mash believes ibogaine could be the wonder drug to end all drugs. And she's ready to risk everything to prove it.

Adventures in Metaphorland

7-Elevens, Laundromats, bowling alleys, People magazine, the Discovery Channel, Elvis. Poet Campbell McGrath mines deep into pop culture and hits a vein.

The Girl of Summer

How did Tina Nichols become the first woman to play in the South Florida Baseball League? Simple: She's good.

Union Mad

Dave Lawrence really wants you to know what he thinks of those fiendish Detroit newspaper strikers

The Incredible Shrinking Herald

People are fleeing in record numbers and not being replaced. Morale has hit bottom. News coverage has been severely curtailed. Money is scarce. And the corporate bigshots love it.

Road Show

Want to know more about Jeb Bush? The machinations of Florida's Republican party? Vomiting? Get on the bus.

Save the Toursits! Save the Economy!

And to hell with life in Miami's black ghettos

If Ya Snooza, Ya 'Looza

An indispensable guide for those attending the biggest rock and roll event since 1991!

Program Notes

Raising Cane

Home may be where the heart is, but sportswriter Gary Long's vote is in the state of Washington

The Quiet Riot