UFOs and Alien Abductions

Alien Invasion

Rick Scott Hits New Poll Low at 26 Percent; More Now Believe in Ghosts Than Gov.

​Boy oh boy does everybody hate, hate, hate Rick Scott. Everybody! Well, more than seven in ten Florida voters can't stand the guy, at least, according to a new poll out this morning from the Public Policy Polling firm.Scott's 26 percent approval rating is so dismal, it got us at Riptide wondering ... More >>

Murder and Aliens in Lil Daggers' New "Dada Brown" Music Video

​Is it really just a coincidence that secluded rural areas happen to be prime spots for both brutal murder and alien abduction? Maybe. But if you ever find yourself stuck down a dirt road in the middle of fucking nowhere with some guy pointing a pump-action, pistol-grip shotgun at that diamond-sh ... More >>

Letters from the issue of October 21, 2010

​Is it really just a coincidence that secluded rural areas happen to be prime spots for both brutal murder and alien abduction? Maybe. But if you ever find yourself stuck down a dirt road in the middle of fucking nowhere with some guy pointing a pump-action, pistol-grip shotgun at that diamond-sh ... More >>

Aliens, military wackos, and the next war

​Is it really just a coincidence that secluded rural areas happen to be prime spots for both brutal murder and alien abduction? Maybe. But if you ever find yourself stuck down a dirt road in the middle of fucking nowhere with some guy pointing a pump-action, pistol-grip shotgun at that diamond-sh ... More >>

The U.S. Military Ready to Wage War on Outerspace Terrorists

​Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke dissects the worldwide UFO conspiracy.A propaganda campaign to prepare us for the next big war is underway. But this time ... More >>

Saucers in the Sky

​Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke dissects the worldwide UFO conspiracy.A propaganda campaign to prepare us for the next big war is underway. But this time ... More >>

Miami Beach Resident Battled a UFO

​Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke dissects the worldwide UFO conspiracy.A propaganda campaign to prepare us for the next big war is underway. But this time ... More >>

You Are Not Alone

​Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke dissects the worldwide UFO conspiracy.A propaganda campaign to prepare us for the next big war is underway. But this time ... More >>

Soul Oddity

​Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke dissects the worldwide UFO conspiracy.A propaganda campaign to prepare us for the next big war is underway. But this time ... More >>

Rethroned

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Dreams of Syndication

DVD releases for the week of June 1, 2006

The Man Who Wrote Too Much

In a world of jejune and glossy piffle, publisher Franco Pizzorni's screeds distinguished Fashion Spectrum

The Aliens Are Coming! The Aliens Are Coming!

In a world of jejune and glossy piffle, publisher Franco Pizzorni's screeds distinguished Fashion Spectrum

The Believers

Local UFOlogists bring a religious zeal to their tales of alien visitations. Delusions? For real? Whatever, they watch the skies and wait.

They Walk Among Us

Local UFOlogists bring a religious zeal to their tales of alien visitations. Delusions? For real? Whatever, they watch the skies and wait.