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Great Train Heist of Hollywood

WTF? Blacks Against Obama?

The Unbelievable Truth

Roberto Martin Cabrera, a professional grifter on the big con, went too far -- but nearly got away with it

Stargazing

The sky is just the beginning

Faux-bama: Channel 41's Doppelganger Sensation

The sky is just the beginning

Phoney Baloney

60 Minutes closes the book on the legacy of jailhouse phone-scam artist Danny Faries. You don't say!

Boobs, tunes, and soul food: Bubba Clinton's guide to Miami

Ah, the life of an ex-president. When the wife isn't unleashing you like an aging attack froodle on this or that Junior Senator in pursuit of her master plan, it's actually pretty serene. Flying to and fro in private jets; staying in the world's finest hotels in every locale; getting paid $100,000 t ... More >>

Bill Clinton Charms the Fontainebleau

As easy as he is to mock with decades-old jokes, we've got to hand it to Bill Clinton -- the dude can warm a room like Wayne Newton on crystal meth.  Not that last night's Fontainebleau crowd was a hostile audience. About 300 of Miami's glitterati -- among them sunglass mogul and philanthropist Sa ... More >>

Meditations on the L-Word

Janet, Donna, Hillary, and Me

Cross Hair Apparent

Janet, Donna, Hillary, and Me

Run for Your Wife

Janet, Donna, Hillary, and Me

Swelter

Janet, Donna, Hillary, and Me

In the Line of Fatherhood

Janet, Donna, Hillary, and Me

Swelter 40

Janet, Donna, Hillary, and Me

Why Can't Barack Obama Speak English?

Um, because that's not him.

Michael the Black Man Trashes Obama

A former cult member crashed the UM rally.

The Truth Won't Set You Free

Multiperspective, mega-annoying Vantage Point.

Head Spins: DJ La Trice

Kicking the model beat on Lincoln Road.

Map of the Universe

Curse in Reverse (Spy-Fi/Sound Nutrition Records)

Storming the House

The real story behind that wacky run at George W.

BEST LOCAL BAND TO BREAK UP IN THE PAST TWELVE MONTHS

Secret Service

BEST SPANISH-LANGUAGE RADIO PERSONALITY

Elba la Fumadora (The Pot Smoker)

Closing Credits: "Dutch"

Elba la Fumadora (The Pot Smoker)

High as the Sky with Noelle & Drunk as a Punk with Nayib

The governor's daughter and the Estefans' son weren't exactly model students at Gulliver, but they had some serious fun -- and so did I

Small Is Beautiful

This little West Palm Beach theater packs a big punch

Letters to the Editor

From the issue of September 20, 2001

Life in the Secret Service

For Patrick Cruise it was a life of hounding, harassment, and humiliation

Revelation 19.63

For nearly four decades the CIA has kept secret the identity of a Miami agent who may have known too much too early about Lee Harvey Oswald

Bite It

Along Came a Spider is so bad it'll bug you

Donkey Demise

Miami-Dade's Democratic Party is a shambles. Blame Joe Geller, candidate and chairman.

Con Kid

Jimmy Sabatino, self-described child of the Mafia, displayed a prodigious talent for confidence games even as a teenager. If he hadn't threatened to kill President Clinton, he'd probably be scamming today.

Point Plank

Jimmy Sabatino, self-described child of the Mafia, displayed a prodigious talent for confidence games even as a teenager. If he hadn't threatened to kill President Clinton, he'd probably be scamming today.

The Good, the Bad, and the Elderly

Jimmy Sabatino, self-described child of the Mafia, displayed a prodigious talent for confidence games even as a teenager. If he hadn't threatened to kill President Clinton, he'd probably be scamming today.

Henry & Tom's Excellent Adventure

Jimmy Sabatino, self-described child of the Mafia, displayed a prodigious talent for confidence games even as a teenager. If he hadn't threatened to kill President Clinton, he'd probably be scamming today.

One Hot Idea

Bob Sherman blazes down the info highway in an endless search for towering infernos

The Impossible Victory

The feds spent years building their case against drug kingpins Willy Falc centsn and Sal Maglutaa. Life in prison was assured. Too bad the jury didn't see it that way.

Go Shawty, It's Your Birfday

The feds spent years building their case against drug kingpins Willy Falc centsn and Sal Maglutaa. Life in prison was assured. Too bad the jury didn't see it that way.

Miami Beach Mayoral Candidate Involved in Heated Fax Machine Standoff With Secret Service

​When you're a political underdog with just a few days before an election to drum up enough support and overcome odds to win, you might resort to some outlandish tactics. Some go on Saturday Night Live and make fun of themselves. Others pull out shameless attacks on their opponents. Miami Bea ... More >>

Letters from the issue of March 4, 2010

​When you're a political underdog with just a few days before an election to drum up enough support and overcome odds to win, you might resort to some outlandish tactics. Some go on Saturday Night Live and make fun of themselves. Others pull out shameless attacks on their opponents. Miami Bea ... More >>

Mary J. Blige Brought Diva Drama to Jazz in the Gardens?

​Oh, Mary J. Blige, how we believed you when you told us you were "So tired. Tired of all this drama." But now sources are telling the New York Daily News that you brought your drama A game to this past weekend's Jazz in the Gardens festival at Sun Life Stadium, and we're not sure who to beli ... More >>

Clinton's Global Initiative: No Security Is Good Security

Photo by Karina ChavarriaFormer President Bill Clinton at the Global Initiative Univeristy at BankUnited Center.At an event where a former U.S. president is present, you'd expect to be patted down, have your bags ripped open, and then maybe be carted away by the Secret Service because you forgot to ... More >>

Hack Pack

The biggest identity theft case ever. Right here in Miami.

Castro Death Meter: Yes! Experts Estimate Fidel Is Now 83 Percent Dead

The newly released 7-month-old photo.​Over the past year, Riptide has established itself as the global leader in Fidel Castro death- measurement technology. Give us a newly released propaganda photo of El Super Supremo, and our lab-coated head scientist, who looks like Jeff Goldblum, ... More >>

Crazy Night At Miami Beach Hotel: Shooting, Hazmat Teams, And An Evacuated Prime Minister

A real-life episode of Burn Notice essentially played out this weekend at a Miami Beach hotel, complete with a mysterious shooting death, a hastily evacuated foreign head of state, a deathly bad odor and a Hazmat team.It's not clear whether Bruce Campbell was involved -- but frankly, we're not ready ... More >>

The Elusive Furious Dudes Caught On Video at the Vagabond's Rockers vs. Bros

In addition to music and videos, the Dudes also make sleeveless tees.​Fair to say that Miami isn't known for its rock music, right? Not that we aren't the home of some of the hardest bands ever, like Cavity, Floor, the Eat, Load, and Secret Service. These are bands that stood head and shoulder ... More >>

Truth Is in the Detail

In addition to music and videos, the Dudes also make sleeveless tees.​Fair to say that Miami isn't known for its rock music, right? Not that we aren't the home of some of the hardest bands ever, like Cavity, Floor, the Eat, Load, and Secret Service. These are bands that stood head and shoulder ... More >>

Four Arrested for Skimming $1.5 Million From ATMs in Miami, Chicago, and New York

​The Department of Justice has indicted four foreign nationals for stealing more than $1.5 million from bank accounts by using "skimming" technology to help themselves to the bank accounts of customers who used ATMs in Miami, Chicago, and New York City. Mihail Dragici and Ionel Dedlescu, both ... More >>

Fontainebleau's Bowker Plates A Mean Banquet, Part 2

Fontainebleau Miami Beach​Banquet Chef de Cuisine Simon Bowker moved to the U.S. to take on the kitchen management of a massive event space at the Fontainebleau Miami Beach. In the first part of our interview we got the lowdown on what it's like to work in Dubai, and how he handled the press ... More >>

This Week's Day by Day Picks

Fontainebleau Miami Beach​Banquet Chef de Cuisine Simon Bowker moved to the U.S. to take on the kitchen management of a massive event space at the Fontainebleau Miami Beach. In the first part of our interview we got the lowdown on what it's like to work in Dubai, and how he handled the press ... More >>