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U.S. Secret Service

  • Blogs

    May 4, 2012

    Ted Nugent to Male CBS Reporter: "I'll Suck Your Dick"

    Yes, Ted Nugent may be "repulsed at the concept of man-on-man sex." But Uncle Ted offered to blow a male CBS reporter in return for a favor. "I'm an extremely loving and passionate man, and people who investigate me honestly, without the baggage of political correctness, ascertain the conclusion t ... More >>

  • News

    April 26, 2012

    Marc Sarnoff's Pop-Up Park to Stop Sex Offenders Is Just a Start: Pop-Up Jails, Brothels Are Next

    Yes, Ted Nugent may be "repulsed at the concept of man-on-man sex." But Uncle Ted offered to blow a male CBS reporter in return for a favor. "I'm an extremely loving and passionate man, and people who investigate me honestly, without the baggage of political correctness, ascertain the conclusion t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 25, 2012

    Marco Rubio Receives "Credible" Threats, Police Watch Miami House and D.C. Office

    Marco Rubio at the moment is trapped in that strange limbo -- let's call it the Biden Zone -- where half of America assumes he's going to be a vice presidential nominee but nothing is official yet. That means despite daily national press and a starring role this week sharing a stage with the GOP's n ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 23, 2012

    As Pop-Ups Take Over Miami, Why Stop At Parks, Shops and Restaurants?

    In the past year, the Magic City has seen more pop-ups than Katie Perry performing inside a correctional facility. We've been inundated with so-called "pop-up" restaurants, bars, and art galleries. Impromptu porno studios have popped-up (and then promptly deflated) on Monument Island, inside a pizze ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 16, 2012

    Hillary Clinton Parties at Cuban-Themed Bar, Sparks Dumbest Scandal Ever

    Forget about the Secret Service agents and their Colombian hookers. Ozzie Guillen praising Fidel Castro? Old news. The raging hot scandal this morning, according more than 100 articles on Google News at last count, is that Hillary Clinton spent last night in Cartagena dancing and drinking beer at a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 9, 2012

    Joaquin Serrapio Wants to Apologize to Obama For Threatening to Kill Him

    Joaquin Amador Serrapio Jr., the Miami 20-year-old who was arrested after making Facebook and Twitter posts threatening to kill President Obama, wants to say he's sorry. Serrapio appeared in federal court this morning and pleaded not guilty.

  • Blogs

    February 28, 2012

    Joaquin Serrapio, Miami Man Who Threatened to Kill Obama, Loves Ron Paul, Racism and Journey Covers

    ​Joaquin Amador Serrapio Jr., the Miami man arrested for making online threats to kill President Barack Obama while he spoke at the University of Miami last week, has a large internet footprint. Serrapio went by the stage name of "Jay Valor" online, and fronted a local bar band known as the Jay Va ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 23, 2012

    Florida Rep. Richard Steinberg Sexted "Sexxxy Mama" Notes to Married Prosecutor

    ​Richard Steinberg apparently learned very little from Anthony Weiner's downfall. Steinberg, a Democratic member of the Florida House from Miami Beach, has admitted this morning to sending a number of "inappropriate" text messages to a married female prosecutor, starting with this cringeworthy ope ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 14, 2011

    Fontainebleau's Bowker Plates A Mean Banquet, Part 2

    Fontainebleau Miami Beach​Banquet Chef de Cuisine Simon Bowker moved to the U.S. to take on the kitchen management of a massive event space at the Fontainebleau Miami Beach. In the first part of our interview we got the lowdown on what it's like to work in Dubai, and how he handled the press ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 7, 2011

    Four Arrested for Skimming $1.5 Million From ATMs in Miami, Chicago, and New York

    ​The Department of Justice has indicted four foreign nationals for stealing more than $1.5 million from bank accounts by using "skimming" technology to help themselves to the bank accounts of customers who used ATMs in Miami, Chicago, and New York City. Mihail Dragici and Ionel Dedlescu, both ... More >>

  • Calendar

    January 13, 2011

    Truth Is in the Detail

    ​The Department of Justice has indicted four foreign nationals for stealing more than $1.5 million from bank accounts by using "skimming" technology to help themselves to the bank accounts of customers who used ATMs in Miami, Chicago, and New York City. Mihail Dragici and Ionel Dedlescu, both ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 10, 2010

    The Elusive Furious Dudes Caught On Video at the Vagabond's Rockers vs. Bros

    In addition to music and videos, the Dudes also make sleeveless tees.​Fair to say that Miami isn't known for its rock music, right? Not that we aren't the home of some of the hardest bands ever, like Cavity, Floor, the Eat, Load, and Secret Service. These are bands that stood head and shoulder ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 28, 2010

    Crazy Night At Miami Beach Hotel: Shooting, Hazmat Teams, And An Evacuated Prime Minister

    A real-life episode of Burn Notice essentially played out this weekend at a Miami Beach hotel, complete with a mysterious shooting death, a hastily evacuated foreign head of state, a deathly bad odor and a Hazmat team.It's not clear whether Bruce Campbell was involved -- but frankly, we're not ready ... More >>

  • News

    May 20, 2010

    Hack Pack

    The biggest identity theft case ever. Right here in Miami.

  • Blogs

    April 19, 2010

    Clinton's Global Initiative: No Security Is Good Security

    Photo by Karina ChavarriaFormer President Bill Clinton at the Global Initiative Univeristy at BankUnited Center.At an event where a former U.S. president is present, you'd expect to be patted down, have your bags ripped open, and then maybe be carted away by the Secret Service because you forgot to ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 23, 2010

    Mary J. Blige Brought Diva Drama to Jazz in the Gardens?

    ​Oh, Mary J. Blige, how we believed you when you told us you were "So tired. Tired of all this drama." But now sources are telling the New York Daily News that you brought your drama A game to this past weekend's Jazz in the Gardens festival at Sun Life Stadium, and we're not sure who to beli ... More >>

  • News

    March 4, 2010

    Letters from the issue of March 4, 2010

    ​Oh, Mary J. Blige, how we believed you when you told us you were "So tired. Tired of all this drama." But now sources are telling the New York Daily News that you brought your drama A game to this past weekend's Jazz in the Gardens festival at Sun Life Stadium, and we're not sure who to beli ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 27, 2009

    Miami Beach Mayoral Candidate Involved in Heated Fax Machine Standoff With Secret Service

    ​When you're a political underdog with just a few days before an election to drum up enough support and overcome odds to win, you might resort to some outlandish tactics. Some go on Saturday Night Live and make fun of themselves. Others pull out shameless attacks on their opponents. Miami Bea ... More >>

  • Calendar

    July 16, 2009

    Go Shawty, It's Your Birfday

    ​When you're a political underdog with just a few days before an election to drum up enough support and overcome odds to win, you might resort to some outlandish tactics. Some go on Saturday Night Live and make fun of themselves. Others pull out shameless attacks on their opponents. Miami Bea ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 9, 2009

    Bill Clinton Charms the Fontainebleau

    As easy as he is to mock with decades-old jokes, we've got to hand it to Bill Clinton -- the dude can warm a room like Wayne Newton on crystal meth.  Not that last night's Fontainebleau crowd was a hostile audience. About 300 of Miami's glitterati -- among them sunglass mogul and philanthropist Sa ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 7, 2009

    Boobs, tunes, and soul food: Bubba Clinton's guide to Miami

    Ah, the life of an ex-president. When the wife isn't unleashing you like an aging attack froodle on this or that Junior Senator in pursuit of her master plan, it's actually pretty serene. Flying to and fro in private jets; staying in the world's finest hotels in every locale; getting paid $100,000 t ... More >>

  • News

    October 30, 2008

    Why Can't Barack Obama Speak English?

    Um, because that's not him.

  • Blogs

    October 24, 2008

    Faux-bama: Channel 41's Doppelganger Sensation

    Um, because that's not him.

  • News

    September 25, 2008

    Michael the Black Man Trashes Obama

    A former cult member crashed the UM rally.

  • Film

    February 21, 2008

    The Truth Won't Set You Free

    Multiperspective, mega-annoying Vantage Point.

  • Music

    December 27, 2007

    Map of the Universe

    Curse in Reverse (Spy-Fi/Sound Nutrition Records)

  • News

    March 29, 2007

    Storming the House

    The real story behind that wacky run at George W.

  • Culture

    October 13, 2005

    Stargazing

    The sky is just the beginning

  • Music

    May 12, 2005

    BEST LOCAL BAND TO BREAK UP IN THE PAST TWELVE MONTHS

    Secret Service

  • Diversions

    May 12, 2005

    BEST SPANISH-LANGUAGE RADIO PERSONALITY

    Elba la Fumadora (The Pot Smoker)

  • Year End

    December 23, 2004

    Closing Credits: "Dutch"

    Elba la Fumadora (The Pot Smoker)

  • News

    July 8, 2004

    The Unbelievable Truth

    Roberto Martin Cabrera, a professional grifter on the big con, went too far -- but nearly got away with it

  • News

    October 9, 2003

    High as the Sky with Noelle & Drunk as a Punk with Nayib

    The governor's daughter and the Estefans' son weren't exactly model students at Gulliver, but they had some serious fun -- and so did I

  • Calendar

    July 3, 2003

    This Week's Day by Day Picks

    The governor's daughter and the Estefans' son weren't exactly model students at Gulliver, but they had some serious fun -- and so did I

  • Culture

    April 4, 2002

    Small Is Beautiful

    This little West Palm Beach theater packs a big punch

  • News

    September 20, 2001

    Letters to the Editor

    From the issue of September 20, 2001

  • News

    September 13, 2001

    Life in the Secret Service

    For Patrick Cruise it was a life of hounding, harassment, and humiliation

  • News

    April 12, 2001

    Revelation 19.63

    For nearly four decades the CIA has kept secret the identity of a Miami agent who may have known too much too early about Lee Harvey Oswald

  • Film

    April 5, 2001

    Bite It

    Along Came a Spider is so bad it'll bug you

  • News

    September 9, 1999

    Con Kid

    Jimmy Sabatino, self-described child of the Mafia, displayed a prodigious talent for confidence games even as a teenager. If he hadn't threatened to kill President Clinton, he'd probably be scamming today.

  • Film

    July 24, 1997

    Point Plank

    Jimmy Sabatino, self-described child of the Mafia, displayed a prodigious talent for confidence games even as a teenager. If he hadn't threatened to kill President Clinton, he'd probably be scamming today.

  • Film

    February 13, 1997

    The Good, the Bad, and the Elderly

    Jimmy Sabatino, self-described child of the Mafia, displayed a prodigious talent for confidence games even as a teenager. If he hadn't threatened to kill President Clinton, he'd probably be scamming today.

  • Culture

    November 21, 1996

    Henry & Tom's Excellent Adventure

    Jimmy Sabatino, self-described child of the Mafia, displayed a prodigious talent for confidence games even as a teenager. If he hadn't threatened to kill President Clinton, he'd probably be scamming today.

  • News

    February 29, 1996

    The Impossible Victory

    The feds spent years building their case against drug kingpins Willy Falc centsn and Sal Maglutaa. Life in prison was assured. Too bad the jury didn't see it that way.

  • News

    January 19, 1994

    Swelter 40

    The feds spent years building their case against drug kingpins Willy Falc centsn and Sal Maglutaa. Life in prison was assured. Too bad the jury didn't see it that way.

  • News

    September 8, 1993

    Swelter

    The feds spent years building their case against drug kingpins Willy Falc centsn and Sal Maglutaa. Life in prison was assured. Too bad the jury didn't see it that way.

  • Film

    July 7, 1993

    Cross Hair Apparent

    The feds spent years building their case against drug kingpins Willy Falc centsn and Sal Maglutaa. Life in prison was assured. Too bad the jury didn't see it that way.

  • News

    March 16, 1993

    Meditations on the L-Word

    Janet, Donna, Hillary, and Me

  • News

    October 16, 1991

    Phoney Baloney

    60 Minutes closes the book on the legacy of jailhouse phone-scam artist Danny Faries. You don't say!

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