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Five More Stupid Movies Based on Hasbro Toys

​They came for G.I. Joe, and we said nothing, because we always thought G.I. Joe was kinda dumb.Then they came for Transformers, and we said nothing, because Michael Bay is unstoppable and anyway, Megan Fox is hot.But then they came for Battleship, and we realized that soon, there would be no chil ... More >>

Community's Not Canceled! Five Storylines We Hope To See This Spring

​Attention, Human Beings! We have some news that is cool, cool, cool. We've been worried that the critically adored, genre-defying, pop-culture-skewering show Community would never return from the purgatory of "indefinite hiatus" imposed by NBC last year. But on Friday, the network's entertainment ... More >>

RIP, TV: Five Shows We'll Miss in 2012

​Friends, family members, and fellow lovers of quality boob tube-age: We are gathered here today to mourn the fallen. In this so-called golden age of television, some of our best-loved programming has been taken from us too soon. They're high-quality TV shows, well-written and exquisitely acted. A ... More >>

Black Star's Mos Def and Talib Kweli at the Fillmore Miami Beach, September 27

​Black Star's Mos Def and Talib Kweli With Jay Rock, Black Bobby, and DJ D-Up Presented by Rock the Bells Fillmore Miami Beach Tuesday, September 27, 2011 Better Than: Most Tuesdays on God's great spaceship, Earth. Time travel can be a really good time. Especially when you're talking about takin ... More >>

So My Grandmother Died, Blah Blah Blah is Paul Tei's funny, trippy mind blast

​Black Star's Mos Def and Talib Kweli With Jay Rock, Black Bobby, and DJ D-Up Presented by Rock the Bells Fillmore Miami Beach Tuesday, September 27, 2011 Better Than: Most Tuesdays on God's great spaceship, Earth. Time travel can be a really good time. Especially when you're talking about takin ... More >>

Blind Woman and Guide Dog Kicked Out of Orlando Burger King

​ Fox 35 Orlando Helen and Troy were both kicked out of an Orlando Burger KingA visually-impaired woman with a seeing-eyes dog was kicked out of the Burger King on International Drive in Orlando, according to Orlando's Fox 35 News.Helen Arnold and her service dog Troy went into the restauran ... More >>

The Overthrow, Theophilus London, and Amanda Blank Go Big With Basel Castle

Arty nudes with Theophilus London?​Never known for moderation, the Overthrow crew wasn't about to let Art Basel Miami Beach week slip past without plotting some kind of epic descent into nth-level fun and excess. Hence, Basel Castle, a 12-hour carnival of tuneage, booze, games, freakshows, and ot ... More >>

Canes coach Randy Shannon deserves a contract

Arty nudes with Theophilus London?​Never known for moderation, the Overthrow crew wasn't about to let Art Basel Miami Beach week slip past without plotting some kind of epic descent into nth-level fun and excess. Hence, Basel Castle, a 12-hour carnival of tuneage, booze, games, freakshows, and ot ... More >>

Hurricanes Football Coach Randy Shannon Deserves a New Contract

Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Courtstand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke has a message for the University of Miami: Give Randy Shannon a new contract!The University of Miami is not playing fair with ... More >>

At Wynwood's Gallery I/D, Brenda Ann Kenneally's photos portray impoverished American women and children

Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Courtstand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke has a message for the University of Miami: Give Randy Shannon a new contract!The University of Miami is not playing fair with ... More >>

The Humane Society Began Its Battle with Farmers Right Here in Florida

Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Courtstand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke has a message for the University of Miami: Give Randy Shannon a new contract!The University of Miami is not playing fair with ... More >>

How HBO's Treme can get New Orleans right

Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Courtstand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke has a message for the University of Miami: Give Randy Shannon a new contract!The University of Miami is not playing fair with ... More >>

Two Lowe Art Museum exhibits showcase life in repressive worlds 1,500 years apart

Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Courtstand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke has a message for the University of Miami: Give Randy Shannon a new contract!The University of Miami is not playing fair with ... More >>

Thursday Returns to Revolution on October 20

​In the post-hardcore pantheon, the New Jersey guys of Thursday are millennial gods. Led by the unapologetically erudite frontman Geoff Rickly, in the late '90s and early '00s, their early loud-soft aesthetic helped define what would later come to be known -- often pejoratively -- as "screamo." T ... More >>

Thursday Coming to Revolution Live October 22

​Post hardcore band Thursday will be bringing their sing-scream-sing combination to Revolution Live on October 22. Thursday's latest album Common Existence is a concept album of sorts. They didn't exactly try to evolve their sound, but instead wrote songs that reflected some of the band's favorite ... More >>

The Great Buck Howard

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Fall of Olympus

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Mongol

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No Pens

Clubs need more random rules. Here are some suggestions for items to be confiscated.

Piano Man on a Mission

Kristopher Hull is zeal on wheels.

Dance the Night Away

Kristopher Hull is zeal on wheels.

Killing Time

In the profound Jarhead, a soldier can be his own worst enemy

War: What Is It Good For?

In Ridley Scott's latest epic, it's good for one really stunning siege

Pitt and the Pabulum

Brad's ripped and The Iliad's shredded in the spectacle Troy

Letters from the Issue of April 22, 2004

Haiti of yore, more obsessions, posterior postmortems, and the S word

Miami's Hidden Past

An artist acts on his discovery that the city was born in slavery

Refried Southern Journey

New Orleans producers Tangle Eye tap into the power of the Alan Lomax catalog

Rewind/Fast Forward Fest

Florida's Moving Image Archive pulls out some fine footage

Hollywood Gaming

By bringing the audience along for the ride, Game Show catches a rising wave

Best Junk

Stone Age Antiques

Many Lives, Many Masters

Colonel William English

Drag King

Actor-comic Eddie Izzard just wants to be loved

Screwing up the Center

Years behind schedule and way over budget, the performing arts center is another Miami miracle

The New Dealers

They're poor, black, and HIV-positive. Their product? The AIDS medications intended to cure them.

Horse Whipped

They're poor, black, and HIV-positive. Their product? The AIDS medications intended to cure them.

Chasing Danny

Is Dan Marino a stoic swaddled in hype or a frigid sports celebrity with the personality of an egg timer?

A Waste of Honey

Is Dan Marino a stoic swaddled in hype or a frigid sports celebrity with the personality of an egg timer?

Good Enough for Mama

Is Dan Marino a stoic swaddled in hype or a frigid sports celebrity with the personality of an egg timer?

The Devil and Mr. Newman

Is Dan Marino a stoic swaddled in hype or a frigid sports celebrity with the personality of an egg timer?

Nothing Doing

Is Dan Marino a stoic swaddled in hype or a frigid sports celebrity with the personality of an egg timer?

Slackers Bite

Is Dan Marino a stoic swaddled in hype or a frigid sports celebrity with the personality of an egg timer?

By Appointment Only

What could be more exciting and fulfilling than the life of a consul? Well, lots of things, actually.

The Adventures of Eco Man

What could be more exciting and fulfilling than the life of a consul? Well, lots of things, actually.