Trent Lott

  • Blogs

    March 30, 2012

    Ten Most Musical Politicians Ever: Barry Obama, Mitt the Mormon Honky, and Others!

    ​The whole process of elections (from PTA to POTUS) is savage, cut-throat, and -- when we're lucky -- incredibly stupid. They will shake the hands of thousands of strangers. They will gorge themselves on local cuisine. They will kiss the stinkiest baby. If votes depended on it, a politician would ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 12, 2011

    Fat Boy Republican Presidential Contenders: Ranking 'em According To Girth

    Let's face it: With Americans getting portlier by leaps and bounds, we need a President who reflects our food-obsessed values. That's right: It is time again for a fat person to inhabit the White House.It's been almost a century since our last obese leader, William Howard Taft, got stuck in the Whit ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 13, 2010

    Crist Ad Surfaces on White Pride Site

    ​"We created this civilization -- by 'we,' I mean the whites." So says Gordon Baum, the CEO of the Council of Conservative Citizens -- the CCC, for short. "Our local chapters would probably support a referendum to ban inter-racial marriage, I would speculate," he says in a New Times interview. ... More >>

  • News

    February 10, 2000

    Elian Goes Global

    When Miami's most famous twerp hit the Internet, Web surfers went wild