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The Ten Worst Halloween Candies Ever

Halloween is tomorrow. (We know, we thought it was this weekend, too, but, no. It's tomorrow.) Hopefully you've got your kids' costumes all set, and you've got your walking shoes and patience strapped on for security of those around you. You see, the art of trick-or-treating is simple. Pick the be ... More >>

Black Moth Super Rainbow Talks Devil's Night, Throwing Eggs at Born-Again Christians' Houses

Halloween is when babies in reflector vests go, "Twick or tweat," and smiling neighbors ask, "And what are you supposed to be, little girl?" The night before Halloween, however, is when the freaks come out. It's when the paint-huffers with missing fingers limp down the street in search of discarded ... More >>

Nicki Minaj's Pink Chicken Wing Necklace and Five Suggestions For Future Food-Based Bling

​Lately, Nicki Minaj has been all about them chicken wangs Back in August, the Young Money diva showed up to a Good Morning America photo shoot decked out like the prom queen in a John Hughes movie, and waving around a mighty fine, golden brown chicken leg. Then this past weekend, Nicki wore a pi ... More >>

Top 5 New Candies: Chuao's Firecracker, Sour Patch Chillerz and Jitterbeans

It takes more than just a sugar to hit my sweet spot, so I went in search of five new confections that have that added layer of oomph, coupled with some degree of hmm, and the power to make me cry, "Yowza!" Bye, bye Snickers bars and Sweet Tarts--I'm all about these new sugary sensations.Here's what ... More >>

Top Ten Old Time Vintage Candy Brands That Are Still Relevant and Some That Aren't

​ Old people like to talk about "way back when," and how everything was different, and better. Like "Way back when I was a kid a candy bar cost a nickel, and that's when a nickel meant something."Looking at the ad to the left we can't figure out why if a nickel meant so much that they're telling p ... More >>

Apocalypse Now: Miami Company Introduces Bulletproof Clothing Line

In this week's sign that our world is doomed, witness the launch of Anxo, a Miami-based line of bulletproof clothing for civilians. Its slogan, and we can't make this shit up: "Our promise: You won't be a victim of fashion."Bulletproof clothing is not an original phenomenon, of course. In narco-rule ... More >>

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