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Maynard James Keenan, Rockstar Cum Vingeron Signing Bottles O' Vino at Gables Whole Foods Market

Arizona StarBottle rockstarMusician Maynard James Keenan, of Tool, A Perfect Circle and Puscifer, is on a different kind of tour lately.  Whole Foods Market is his arena, and his art is wine making. You can even catch him live next week in Miami, signing bottles from his  Caduceus Cellars ... More >>

Will Smith Weighed Down by Seven Pounds

He was better in Pursuit of Happyness.

Pastor Troy

Tool Musiq (SMC Recordings)

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Tool Musiq (SMC Recordings)

Courting Controversy

Down Home Southernaires have a feverish accent

Stainless Steel Providers

In case you feel like showing up, Ministry and RevCo are ready to take you down

Helmet

In case you feel like showing up, Ministry and RevCo are ready to take you down

Festival Frenzy

In case you feel like showing up, Ministry and RevCo are ready to take you down

Foreign Affairs

In case you feel like showing up, Ministry and RevCo are ready to take you down

Alt-Metal Art

A Perfect Circle is built from Tool's parts

Rush the Gates

Miranda July pries open the profound tyranny of doubt

No Cotton Ear Candy

Carnival Waste likes it harsh

Thrash Poets

As self-indulgent as they wanna be

Knight in Metal Armor

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Careful with That Ax, Lilith

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Letters

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The Hate Parade

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Calendar for the week

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HellFest

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The Joy of Struggle

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Noise for Tots

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God Wept

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Rotations

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All the Best

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Calendar for the week

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Rotations

As self-indulgent as they wanna be

Winemaker Maynard James Keenan from Tool Will Sign Bottles TODAY at Whole Foods in the Gables

image via rcubed's flickr World-renowned Tool supercomposer Maynard James Keenan is also a winemaker. To prove it, he'll sign your bottle of one of his Caduceus Cellars fine wines today and only today at the Coral Gables Whole Foods Market (6701 Red Rd.).The grapes are grown by Merkin Vineyards in A ... More >>

Josh Freese: Workin' for the Fan

Superstar drummer of Devo and A Perfect Circle sells himself, his famous friends, and all-you-can-eat shrimp dinners to promote his new album.

Video: "Out In Public" by Fort Lauderdale's Murderous Rampage

​What would members of Dethklok and Tool do if they had to create a music video for the most brutal band in Broward with a $20 budget? Raise its lead singer from the dead, have him sacrifice a baby doll, and make blood flow backwards. Fort Lauderdale's Murderous Rampage, f ... More >>

South Florida According to Brooklyn: Q&A With Tommy Newman of Murderous Rampage

​This week I decided to try something new -- an interview. I asked my friend Tommy Newman of Murderous Rampage ten questions about his band. Here we go. Please let me know what you guys think. Brooklyn: What bands have you been in around South Florida, and what did they sound like?Tommy Newma ... More >>

Buzz Bake Sale Preview: Chevelle

via Flickr user Chad Davis​No matter how hard the members of Chevelle try, they won't be able to run away from certain parts of their past or comparisons to other bands. Face it, when you sign with a Christian Rock label and have your first album distributed through Christian book stores, you're g ... More >>

Six Questions With Music is a Weapon

Jeffrey Delannoy​Music is a Weapon has been making some noise for a couple of years. This coming Saturday they will be rocking the Vagabond alongside local Spanish-language punks G2 and Dutch DJ's Saskia Rocks and Geza Weisz for the big-top party Cirque Excentrique; featuring "Party Monster" ... More >>

Tool Academy

Jeffrey Delannoy​Music is a Weapon has been making some noise for a couple of years. This coming Saturday they will be rocking the Vagabond alongside local Spanish-language punks G2 and Dutch DJ's Saskia Rocks and Geza Weisz for the big-top party Cirque Excentrique; featuring "Party Monster" ... More >>

Ten Really Annoying Things Miamians Need to Stop Doing Now

Just kidding. There are no ushers in Miami movie theaters.​Our sister paper in New York City just published a list of ten things that city's citizens need to stop doing. But let's face it: Even when you consider the number of Williamsburg hipsters, Miamians are still way more annoying than N ... More >>

Tool 2012 Tour: South Florida Show Sandwiched Between Bojangles and UCF Arena

Via facebook.com/ToolMusic​High atop the list of shit that South Florida doesn't need is another tool. The Tri-County Area is littered with them. But come early February, four more will make a pitstop in west Broward. Though Maynard James Keenan and his cronies haven't released an album in o ... More >>

James Murphy's Coffee Business and Five Other Musically Inclined Food and Beverage Ventures

​LCD Soundsystem frontman James Murphy makes "a lot of coffee." Just how much? Enough to develop a gourmet espresso brand. According to New York Magazine's Grub Street blog, the semi-retired 41 year old is teaming up with a New York City roaster who'll tweak beans and temperatures to create the ... More >>

Tool at BankAtlantic Center February 6

​LCD Soundsystem frontman James Murphy makes "a lot of coffee." Just how much? Enough to develop a gourmet espresso brand. According to New York Magazine's Grub Street blog, the semi-retired 41 year old is teaming up with a New York City roaster who'll tweak beans and temperatures to create the ... More >>

Tool Performed for the "Devout" at BankAtlantic Center

Photo by Sayre Berman​Tool is just one of those bands that inspires crazy cult-like fandom. Or a totally indifferent shrug of the shoulders. But according to our sister blog County Grind, last night's show at the BankAtlantic Center was crawling with rabid devotees to the Temple of Tool. So what ... More >>

Fact: Lil Wayne Isn't Actually a Billionaire

​Did you know that Young Money Cash Money Billionaire boss Lil Wayne isn't actually a billionaire? Well, homie ... It's true. Despite squashing his $5.6-million beef with the IRS, slanging 1.92 million copies of Tha Carter IV in this totally shitty economy, ranking among Billboard's Top Artists f ... More >>