Tom Cruise

Dianetics Goes Deco

Parcells Wants Trent Green

Innocence and Mayhem in Art

Gross Encounters

Spielberg's War hikes up the gore, and that ain't a bad thing

Green Acres

Spielberg's War hikes up the gore, and that ain't a bad thing

Beyond Cruise Control

Spielberg's War hikes up the gore, and that ain't a bad thing

Worst 'The Rock' Impersonator Ever Also Worst Person Ever

Wayne Scott, a pale man from South Yorkshire England, attempted his best American accent and called up a terminally ill teenage boy pretending to be rasslin' superstar, UM alum and mediocre action/adventure actor Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. He claimed, as Johnson, he was put in touch with the boy thr ... More >>

Repel A Law

Wayne Scott, a pale man from South Yorkshire England, attempted his best American accent and called up a terminally ill teenage boy pretending to be rasslin' superstar, UM alum and mediocre action/adventure actor Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. He claimed, as Johnson, he was put in touch with the boy thr ... More >>

The Man Who Nearly Killed Hitler

An interview with Valkyrie’s star and director, Tom Cruise and Bryan Singer.

Tom Cruise's Risky Business in Valkyrie

The actor plots to kill Hitler in his latest impossible mission.

Apocalypse Whatever

Ben Stiller's Hollywood sendup lacks firepower.

Men Will Be Boys

With Step Brothers, Ferrell, Reilly, McKay & Co. still don't wanna grow up. And thank God for that.

Talk to Me, Goose

The real Top Guns take the throttle at Wings Over Miami.

American Realist

In Lions for Lambs, Robert Redford probes the façade of a nation.

Dull Roar

The odd upside of Robert Redford's terribly earnest, quite terrible war drama

The Beverage of Champions

The odd upside of Robert Redford's terribly earnest, quite terrible war drama

Turning Tricks

DVD releases for the week of September 12, 2006

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District B13

Joss Stone

District B13

Excess Hollywood

Some interesting horror flicks, a couple of relationship movies, and plenty of action save summer from sequels

Collateral Damaged

When Tom Cruise plays the bad guy, the results aren't very good

Bush Comes to Shove

Like America's current leaders, Viggo and Hidalgo try to "enlighten" the Arabs with Western justice

White Dork Down

Silly Caucasian boy Tom Cruise likes to play with Samurai swords

Blowin' Smoke

Biker Boyz is furious, but it ain't fast, which is a real drag

Vanity Fare

Ray Liotta wants to know why he loses roles to...Owen Wilson?

Report Card

Spielberg's Minority Report gets good grades until the end

Duh Press

Fear and self-loathing at the Minority Report junket

Setting Son

In the Bedroom a couple's anguish turns to rage turns to rational madness

Eyes Half Open

Cameron Crowe takes Jerry Maguire on a dizzy trip through dreamland

Shake

America unplugged

Life in the Secret Service

For Patrick Cruise it was a life of hounding, harassment, and humiliation

The Not-So-Magnificent Anderson

Magnolia

Fear and Desire

Magnolia

I Lost It at the Multiplex

The malling of American cinema has left audiences with little choice but to take their Prozac and like it

Daze of Blunder

The malling of American cinema has left audiences with little choice but to take their Prozac and like it

Letters

The malling of American cinema has left audiences with little choice but to take their Prozac and like it

May the Force Be with You

The malling of American cinema has left audiences with little choice but to take their Prozac and like it

The Big Summer: Winners and Losers

The malling of American cinema has left audiences with little choice but to take their Prozac and like it

Uranus Got Nothing on This

The malling of American cinema has left audiences with little choice but to take their Prozac and like it

Knight and Day: Tom Cruise, please stop talking

The malling of American cinema has left audiences with little choice but to take their Prozac and like it

Salt: Angelina Jolie's contradictions buoy the otherwise rote movie

The malling of American cinema has left audiences with little choice but to take their Prozac and like it

Pepe Billete's Top Five Reasons The Miami Heat Will Win The NBA Title

​Oye, Guanabacoa's most famous resident since Rick Sanchez is guaranteeing the Miami Heat will pick up its second Larry O'Brian trophy in the NBA Finals.In his latest YouTube video, Pepe Billete explains why the Dallas Mavericks suck ass while partaking in one of his favorite past times. We've loo ... More >>

Rock Of Ages Builds the Sunset Strip in Downtown Miami

The Bourbon Room?​A few years ago, Jason Handelsman wrote: "The outskirts of Miami's Overtown hood are becoming a gentrified version of the Sunset Strip in LA." And now it's actually happened. New Line Cinema is shooting the film adaptation of a hit Broadway musical called Rock Of Ages entirely ... More >>

Pickle Juice to Bass-O-Matic: Ten Weirdest Movie and TV Drinks

Get your popcorn ready.​With genius work like "Bad Teacher," and "Big Brother 13" on the screen, we at Short Order think you need a drink. So check out the top ten weirdest, most outlandish, and highest "grossing" drinks in movie history.

The Vagabond, Johnny's Miami Expected to Remain Open During Rock of Ages Filming

Photo by Jacob KatelNot an actual club, but a film set for Rock of Ages.​If you haven't noticed yet, a Tower Records has popped up on North Miami Avenue and 14th Street. But before you head over hoping to by the new Britney Spears album, we have some bad news. It's a fake. A little bit of movie ... More >>

Rock of Ages: Eat In The '80s (Photos)

All photos by Laine Doss Sunset Strip via Miami....the bums were really confused today.​You may not have noticed

Get Your Faces Melted! Free Tom Cruise Rock of Ages Concert at Sun Life Stadium Today

Photo by David James/Warner Bros.Tom Cruise as Rock of Ages' Stacee Jaxx.​Wanna go hang out with Tom Cruise, the Rock of Ages crew, and thousands of sweaty, unpaid extras? Perfect. 'Cause today at 1 p.m., the New Line Cinema movie musical is hosting a "concert" at Sun Life Stadium, wherein Cruis ... More >>

Pans, Knives, and Tom Cruise on Miami's Restaurant Supply Row

Wanna know a dirty little secret? Those expensive knives and pans you buy at the mall aren't worth the scratch. For huge savings on kitchen equipment and unique items you won't find at your usual kitchenware store, hit "Restaurant Supply Row" on N. Miami Ave. just north of the Dolphin Expressway. As ... More >>

Tom Cruise's Miami Pool Water for Sale on eBay

​How much money would you pay for a four-ounce bottle of water alleged to have come from a pool in which Tom Cruise swam? If your answer is anything less than $130, you're out of luck. That's the current highest bid on an eBay auction for water taken from the Soho Beach House pool.

Com Truise Brings His Retro-Futurist Synth-Funk to Bardot This Saturday

​You may have noticed a recent wave of electronic music producers with "spoonerisms" for monikers -- silly twists on famous musicians' names, like Joy Orbison, Jichael Mackson and Wevie Stonder. Well, New Jersey-based producer Seth Haley didn't choose to toy with the name of an influential pop st ... More >>