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Tim Duncan

  • Blogs

    June 5, 2014

    NBA Finals: 20 Reasons the Miami Heat Will Repeat as Champions

    Happy finals, Heat fans! It's June, so you know what that must mean -- your Miami Heat is just a handful of wins away from an NBA title. At this point, Heat fans should treat game one of the NBA Finals like a holiday and get one another presents, maybe put up a tree, light candles, or order Chinese ... More >>

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    March 7, 2014

    Heat-Spurs: A Gordo Grande Loss Smells Bad for the Playoffs

    Ayyyyyyy dios mio! The Los Spurs dropped a biblical ass whooping on El Heat Thursday night in San Antonio, 111-87. No, no, NO me gusta! The Heat were sloppy all night, committing 20 turnovers. When you commit 20 turnovers against the Spurs, it doesn't have to be Latin night for you to pick up t ... More >>

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    January 27, 2014

    LeBron CGI Enhanced vs. Spurs; Next Up: Durant and Thunder

    In their first meeting since last years epic NBA Finals, the Miami Heat blew the doors off the San Antono Spurs 113-101. In contrast to last years seven-game craziness, this one had very little drama, as the Heat pushed their lead to nearly 30 -- with the starters sitting on the bench most of the fo ... More >>

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    October 17, 2013
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    June 7, 2013

    Spurs Outlast Heat 92-88, Steal Home-Court Advantage

    Tony Parker flailed, fell, right hand yellow, left leg red, got back up and hit a shot with 5.2 seconds left to seal a Game One, 92-88 San Antonio Spurs win. Parker was a menace all game long for Miami, finishing with 21 points and 6 assists. Tim Duncan merp derp'd his way to 20 points and 14 reboun ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 6, 2013

    2013 NBA Finals Preview: Five Heat vs. Spurs Matchups to Watch

    We have reached the season three finale of Miami Heat Against the World, the greatest show in television history. Just when you think the show has peaked and might get canceled, it gets renewed for another four episodes. In its third consecutive finals appearance, the Heat now takes on the San Ant ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 4, 2013

    Oddsmakers Strongly Favor Heat to Win Championship

    Las Vegas and online bookies have had the Heat as the favorites to repeat since before this season even began, and as the Heat prepare to take on the Spurs in the finals, the oddsmakers haven't changed their mind despite a seven-game struggle against the Pacers. The online line is the Heat -240, w ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 29, 2013

    Miami Man's Lawsuit Dismissed Against Spurs for Sitting Stars Against Heat

    In today's "no shit" legal news, a lawsuit brought on by a Miami man against the San Antonio Spurs after the team decided to send its star players home during a road game against the Miami Heat has been dismissed.The lawsuit was filed by local lawyer Larry McGuinness, and he claimed the Spurs violat ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 16, 2013

    Miami Lawyer Sues San Antonio Spurs For Resting Star Players On Nov. 29

    Despite winning it all last year (suck it Thunder), doubts remain about the Miami Heat. The team has lost three of its last four games, Dwayne Wade is currently cranky about playing time, and our most devoted fans remain of the blow-job-giving variety.On top of all that, a local lawyer is now suing ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 30, 2012

    Heat Edge Out Spurs' B-Team To 105-100 Win

    The Heat managed to pull out a 105-100 victory last night despite the Spurs fielding a team without Manu Ginobli, Tony Parker or Tim Duncan -- all of which were sent home by Coach Gregg Poppovich to San Antonio after playing 4 games in the last 5 nights. Without San Antonio's own Big Three this figu ... More >>

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    March 3, 2011
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    October 8, 2009
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    February 6, 2008

    Shaq for Marion? Make it Happen

    Please, please let this trade happen. I don't want to jinx it, but I really want the Suns to trade Shawn Marion for Shaq, as ESPN is reporting. If Pat Riley would like to atone for some of his awful mistakes in the last two years (forcing out Stan Van Gundy in a despicable manner, jeopardizing Wade' ... More >>

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    February 8, 2007

    Burning Questions

    Will the fire return to the Heat?

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    January 19, 2006
  • Diversions

    May 17, 2001

    Best Heat Player

    Anthony Mason

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